There was a man who drowned when his city was flooded. A guy in a rowboat, a guy in a motorboat, and a guy in a helicopter offered help, but the man refused. He told them God would save him.
The man's soul went to heaven, and he said to God,"I prayed, but you didn't try to save me."
God said,"I did try to save you. I sent a guy in a rowboat, a guy in a motorboat, and a guy in a helicopter to save you. But you had to have some big miracle, didn't you?"
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