Recent content by Donkey_Kong

YOU SAID I COULD STAY UP UNTIL EIGHT, MOM

Not mine.

lol i dont know, because it's the same game? It's the same mechanics, with better graphics, new stages, many of the OLD stages, many of the OLD items (not like that matters to you), almost all of the old characters, and at least ten-plus new ones. It would be different if it was an actual...

lol i'm going to ignore every single bit of new and exciting content that Brawl has to offer and stick to an older and obsolete version of the same game just because i can cancel animations faster.

IT'S A JUMP, TOURNEY***S YOU DIDN'T NAME IT

You really have no say in a discussion of maturity when you've been defending the homosexual nature of Yoshi the Dinosaur.

I really don't know which is worse. The fact that I'm arguing on an internet messageboard how a fictional blue-haired swordsman and a talking green dinosaur can't be gay, or the fact that you two are arguing on an internet messageboard how a fictional blue-haired swordsman and a talking green...

Honestly, Doki Mario Bros. 2 was a better game than Super Lost Level Bros. I'm glad we got that instead of Mario 2: Th Expansion Pack.

You'd be incredibly ****ing surprised about the Kaiba Yami thing, which I know of only because I had a girlfriend obsessed with the yaoi fanbase surrounding it, not too different from this. In retrospect, she wasn't the brightest catch. Read this for a second and figure out how stupid...

You know, not every character in existence has to settle down. Not everyone is interested in romance. Some might just want to chill and hang out with their homies, sip a bud and watch the game, and not have to worry about that ****. That sounds a bit more reasonable than lol gay.

Clone cuts and Zelda's moves actually affect the **** game. Ike's sexuality doesn't. Nobody's sexuality does, unless it's Tingle. I wouldn't have a problem with this thread if this thread wasn't so stupid. Or sounded like a bad fanfic in the making. Stop right there. You haven't played FE...

Why does his sexuality MATTER? Are you going to find love on the battlefield (or rather, final destination for nearly all of you)? Are there going to be attacks that are just too **** gay? I don't think so. You guys are picking a character's sexuality seriously because he's one of the common...

What The Hell Is Wrong With You People.

... Okay, THIS is why I hate tournament players. You know how Harry Potter fans read parodies, and they're like "lol that's so cool but i would have rather Harry go flippendo and cast a magic firefart into Hermione's ear canal like in book 28 chapter 4 page 9 because in book 4 he gained...