First off, I know everything about you Elysium and I'm having a FIELD day getting all this good stuff down for a book I'll be releasing next year. I'll let you guess what the title is going to be. Secondly, I didn't know you were a sexist AND a perv. See Elysium, this is why I like you so much. Always willing to go the extra mile to offend everyone with your INAPPROPRIATE *circles word* jokes. Lastly, I'm one of your favorite people on SWF?! Will you add me to your fav five? Please say yes.
Well I'll be going now, but before I leave, I thought it would be kind of cool to give some of Big E's fans out there a sneak peek of my book thats hitting shelves.
Ahem! *Reads page* "Elysium wet the bed until he was.....
*~'s is pulled away from computer by mysterious figure*