Mega Bidoof

I was digging through some very old screenshots on a flash drive, and found this.
I have no context for it besides that it's from November 25, 2014.

Ok, I was looking through your Playstation All-Stars roster again...
Where in the world is Vibri from Vib Ribbon

Giorno Giovanna is awesome!

Hope you're doing well!

Not gonna lie, that was a clever Metal Gear reference you did there. I didn't even recognize it at first.

That right there is the leak. Now let's talk about leak. Can we talk about the leak, please, Reggie? I've been dying to talk about the leak with you all day, OK? "Eric Bricard," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Eric’s name is showing up in the leak. Eric Bricard! Eric Bricard! I look on the forums, and this whole thread is Eric Bricard! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and fire this man on the spot! Otherwise, he's never going to stop and he's going to keep leaking pictures of the banner." So I go up to Eric’s LinkedIn and what do I find out, Reggie? What do I find out?! Eric is 50 years-old. The man does middle-aged, okay? So I decide, "Oh ****, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." Eric’s probably never even heard of Snapchat? You gotta be kidding me! I got Snaps with Eric’s NAME WRITTEN ON EM! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Chadondorf on 4chan and I knock on her door and I say, "Chadondorf! Chadondorf! I gotta talk to you about Eric." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn lead in that leak! There. is. no. Chadondorf. Reggie, half these leakers have been made up! These forums are a goddamn ghost town!

How is it that you have a normal orange-yellow username but you still have the premium banner?

That right there is the ballot. Now let's talk about the ballot. Can we talk about the ballot, please, Reggie? I've been dying to talk about the ballot with you all day, OK? "Shovel Knight," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Shovel’s votes are getting sent back to me. Shovel Knight! Shovel Knight! I look in the ballot, and this whole server is Shovel! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put the votes in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get them and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Yacht Club’s office and what do I find out, Reggie? What do I find out?! There is no Shovel Knight. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh ****, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Shovel Knight? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Shovel! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Waluigi in HR and I knock on his door and I say, "Waluigi! Waluigi! I gotta talk to you about Shovel." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There. is. no. Waluigi in HR. Reggie, half the characters in this ballot have been made up! This office is a goddamn ghost town!

Shoutouts to you -- come support A Boy And His Blob for Smash Ultimate!
https://smashboards.com/threads/trouble-on-blobonia-a-boy-and-his-blob-support-thread.457356/

I see you're a man of culture as well.

Bidoof, man... you like MHA?

What are you doing to King K. Rool?

King Kay Krool

read the manga

Mega P-doof

xD Your avatar frightens me but makes me laugh at the same time!

Roodley

Is there anything more soothing than the sound of rain? https://youtu.be/b3IbEx4LOmA

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I've returned to Smashboards with a highschool education and knowledge of the Joestar bloodline. Please ignore any thread by 14 year-old me.

R.I.P. Club Penguin

Coming back to SmashBoards for the third or fourth time this year. I'll probably disappear again in a week or so, like usual.

Lay Memes

Finally back, and about time too. And this time, I'm in the mood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nintendo finally making what looks like a giant Triple-A game + Waluigi amiibo = Best E3 Ever

NOHRIAN SCUM!

i approve

I guess it was better than nothing?

0/10

Not "Dunkle" Sans

Grunkle Sans.

you're the best. Please adopt me.

You wouldn't happen to be Usermane01 on reddit, would you?

The author of the journals, everyone.

Mega Bidoof is one thing. But I can only imagine the power of Super Saiyan Bidoof.

You're at exactly 14,000 likes received. Wow!

I faked my death

Here lies Mega Bidoof, who......uhh, I got nothing ^_^

How's the afterlife?

What''s with the name change?

It's hot here.

It's cold here.