Seraphic Maryse

Oh dear, this is how one copes with hair loss? Straight up, I hope y'all don't do that when you get to be my age.

That's a silly way of counting to 11.

Birthdate: august 27, 1961
Nationality: african-american
Favorite color(s): pink, sky blue, purple
Favorite music: anything from the 1970s, gospel, mf doom, and nujabes
Likes: her kimono; japanese culture; and pauline from super mario series; asian cuisine, especially japanese, thai, and korean
Dislikes: taki, setsuka

Same costume as I showed y'all last week, except I'm rocking a nicer pair of gloves. I do believe asuka's gloves, y'know, the ones she wore in tekken 7, are a wonderful touch.

Anyway, I eschewed the sophitia fighting style in favor of seong mi-na and 2b's fighting styles. My plan was to main 2b the second I picked up soulcalibur vi, but those plans fell through when setsuka was announced.

Why 2b and seong mi-na? Well, those particular styles best fit my outfit, my pretty pink kimono...and my beautiful blue kimono, for that matter. I could of used the setsuka fighting style, too. I mean, she had an appealing design in soulcalibur 3, and I tried using her in my first couple years playing soulcalibur series. But since late 2020, I told myself to **** with her. I've come to despise that character with a passion. So now my interest in using 2b hath been rekindled.

I could show a few more of my ocs, but they're plain janes, too.

ひとつ - mario party mode. Pro rules I found to be a wonderful addition, as well as the ability to vote on the mini-games, even in traditional mario party. I liked the new boards here, especially rainbow galleria. Having western land and mario's rainbow castle here is nice, considering I do miss playing mario party and mario party 2 from time to time. Now king bowser's keep on the other hand, I'm not quite digging it as it quickly proved frustrating. Not surprising; I mean, isn't known for playing fair. Anyway, most of my time shall continue be spent on this mode, alternating between traditional and pro rules.

ふたつ - minigames. As usual, most of the minigames are good, though the boss, single player coin-collection, and bowser kaboom squad minigames I don't care for. Some of my favorites include snag the flags, light-wave battle, domination, tilt-a-golf, gate key-pers, stamp out!, prime cut, robo-arm wrestle, and even down the hatch. I also wanted to like coin conveyor, but its achievement is ****ing impossible to reach!

Anyways, as for showdown minigames, I particularly liked waluigi's pinball arcade, even though I almost never play on that track in mario kart 8 deluxe. Um, anyway, some of my other favorites were 's and 's showdown minigames. My girls and have good showdown minigames as an honorable mention, followed by and . As for and 's showdown minigames, they were meh to me. All that said, I'm never touching 's showdown minigame.

みっつ - motion island. I haven't played this too much 'cause motion controls are so ****ing antsy to me sometimes. This is why I keep motion-controlled minigames turned off in mario party mode. Spent the most time in paratroopa flight school to get most of the achievements in that mode. God damn, the one where I had to make the picture in the sky was quite challenging, but I managed to complete it. I did only the first area of toad's item factory, and didn't touch rhythm kitchen at all since I suck at rhythm.

よっつ - bowser challenges. I ain't ever touching this ****. As a result, I don't even play the koopathlon or bowser kaboom squad minigames. Well, some of the coin-collecting minigames I did play just to earn their achievements. Ain't playing them again.

いつつ - party-planner trek. Not touching this **** either. It takes 50 achievements to not only get max player ranking but unlock the staff credits, too. I just recently got 50 achievements without even touching the sp modes, so there's no point in doing the mode.

そしてむっつ - miscellaneous ****. I liked how it didn't take much to unlock pauline, ninji, and the three other boards. Getting 50 achievements took time but not too difficult. If anyone can complete all 116 achievements, more power to y'all! Me, I'm just content with getting to diamond rank and getting all those reactions, cards, stickers, and ****.

It was also nice of nintendo to offer me a free nso membership. I don't know about using online modes, but I may possibly use their nes and snes library app. I never played or cared about any of those old-school games back in the day, but it's never too late to try some of them.

Birthplace: fairmont, west virginia, u.s.a.
Birthdate: august 27, 1961
Race: african-american
Status: alive
Alignment: neutral
Gender: female
Height: 180 cm (5'11")
Weight: a lady never divulges her true weight, lulz. Hint: I'm not obese.
Blood type: she forgot
Likes: her kimono, her black leather pants, her princess peach t-shirt, from super mario series, asian markets, sweets, watching dsp salt compilations, watching doody streams detractor content
Dislikes: taki, setsuka, sc6 haohmaru, and especially that fool alpha patroklos
Favorite color(s): pink, blue, and purple, in that particular order
Favorite music: anything from the 1970s, gospel music, mf doom, and nujabes
Favorite food: asian cuisine, particularly japanese but thai and korean are just as cool

I do believe jun's ttt2 outfit suits me personally. It makes me look like the senior-citizen old lady I am, right? Now, the tiger lily gauntlets may be a bit much but I personally believe they're a nice touch. The player 2 outfit is the same for the most part, except my gloves are a lovely sky blue. I use the pyrrha omega fighting style as I main sophitia and cassandra in other soulcalibur games.

Now this is my main outfit that y'all see in most of my pfps here, okay, my beautiful kimono. Here, I use ivy's fighting style even though I don't normally use ivy in general because **** high-execution bull****. Now, seong mi-na's fighting style best fits my oc and her appearance imo, and I use that style for my oc in soulcalibur 3. But of course, she ain't present in sc5 and I don't dig xiba's style and animations at all. The other alternatives are siegfried or hilde, insofar that siegfried has a japanese sword as one of his alternate weapons or that hilde uses a spear similar to seong mi-na. However, some of siegfried's animations I'm not a fan of and hilde is another high-execution character I never use.

Anyway, my player 1 outfit is pink and player 2 outfit is a lovely sky blue.

A comic from 1919 that pretty much says "We live in a society".

Wario Wario Wario Champion of Hyrule Baysha FazDude KneeOfJustice99 Internal Frickface Cyborg Sun Linkmain-maybe Janx_uwu Perkilator

...and anyone that regularly subscribes to profile posts, for that matter.

A cursed image I just now found.

Is thai ronald mcdonald cursed as **** or what? Good thing he ain't real and can't hurt you.

: "*****, I got experience with sailing!"

So, las vegas developers named some of their streets after pokemon since they believe they ran out of street names. Lol wat? The **** they mean they ran outta names?

Yes, another bad meme I found.

ひとつ - Seems japan has a tradition of being a busy boy on december 7th, huh?
ふたつ - I personally don't wanna visualize smash being made in 1941.
みっつ - The face on the right might as well replace the one on the left considering y'all didn't seem too excited for ultimate's sixth anniversary, lulz. I don't blame y'all, tho. I mean, this game has aged quite a bit.

Damn, this is creative bread packaging. In fact, I personally think it's a bit cursed.

So, what do you think about this piece of art? It has that rpg feel to it.

I can't believe they did a detective pikachu reference!

Look at this. Does eggman's outfit appear to be more game-accurate to you?

How would you react if this were to be the post-credit cameos?

You might ask, "What if I start from the bottom instead?" Well, he becomes a handicapped man.

"Because when HE......
Rises from his kanye nest
After he achieves enough of his kanye rest
And slips in to his kanye vest
Because he has to look his kanye best
He prepares for his kanye quest
As he moves off at our kanye behest
So he can save us from kanye unrest
Such an undertaking could cause some kanye stress
But he makes moves to stay kanye abreast
Of the crisis he must kanye address
Until he saves the day, who could have kanye guessed?
And evil is kanye regressed."

That was a good caption I found for that.

An unusual going away present for an it professional.

All hail hypnotoad!

They could use that **** in toy story 5.

My first time seeing these weird products. What about y'all?

It appears mexico has a smash bros.-themed slot machine.

A bar sign in japan, one that you don't see everyday.

This is what toy story would be like, except with characters from smash, based on that theory of every being from the perspective of a child playing with toys.

Major anomaly detected!

This appears to be a meme in its earliest form. It dates back to 1921 and was published in an edition of satirical magazine the judge, published by the university of iowa.