Recent content by UncleRemus

You mean when I have a higher post count THAN you? I don't believe that 'then' works in that phrase. Besides, the fact that you believe talents rely on post counts shows your lack of worldly experience and aptitude. Your statement has just proved my sarcasm to be true.

I am a professor, a slightly more respected position.

That's because I'm not REALLY Tanzig... I'm REX HARPER. DIAMOND THIEF!

Probably bare bones. They're job isn't worth my piss.

I am old, as you may have gathered from my introductory post. The King, I find, is the best character in this game. He thoroughly allows me to ****, and debauch my opponents. I have yet to find a character better reminiscent to the iron fist of Stalin, and who makes me feel all together manly...

Wow, I am speechless. There is actually a thread dedicated to who has the best "sig"? Man, I wish I were able to take a picture of (insert random anime show here) and add my name to it. If only I had that sort of talent, I would be all sorts of successful!

Wow, you are ********. Was this thread supposed to serve a purpose other than showing us your lack of creative, contributive ideas? In other words, I am telling you that you fail. You've failed at this thread, and I am sure that it's just a reflection on your "real-world" life, assuming that you...

Nat, you are truly a loser. You need a good spanking!

Yum, sounds tasty.

Ah. How nice...

No, I joined it for the friendship.

Natirasha, I bet you pooped a big red candle.

Thank you for calling me God, but even I'm not that great.

Oh, the irony..

Apparently you have a problem with it too.