I feel like shipping would have to be a mechanic somehow. Maybe in teams matches certain pairs of characters get special bonuses like if you pair Dean and Castiel they get 'no more internalized homophobia' which gives them better defense or something. Steve and Bucky could get 'I'm with you till the end of the line' that makes them stronger but if one dies the other goes with them. Etc etc. There would have to be at least 2 versions of the Onceler and like 5 versions of Sans.
Also, that Dashcon stage sounds absolutely awful, and I stubbed my toe by accident almost immediately after reading your post, so I'm holding the Mysterious Yellow Liquid responsible