Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 3, 2024

Microsoft hire me

4 guys enter a military base
master chief played by jack black: I… am John!
“Uh… is that short for anything?”
master chief: John… 117!
“this guy’s such a tool”
master chief: but you can call me… Master Chief!
“so are you like the master or… the chief?”
master chief: im like the master… but im also the chief also and… okay that sounded better in my head
then everyone gets pulverized instantly by a covenant drone strike

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 2, 2024

I kinda wish the N64 got more ports of arcade games, especially 2D ones. Given the PS1 struggled with lots of 2D fighting games for example it would have been interesting to see how the N64 could have handled them. Obviously though if it’s hard to port a game to the PS1, there’s no way in hell they would do it for the N64 too.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 2, 2024

I definitely want to watch the 50th youtube video about how movies are all remakes and aren’t sincere anymore. I’ve never heard that before and that’s a very original concept for a video!

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 1, 2024

im very embarassed i only now realized the pun in seedy eye software

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 1, 2024

I honestly don’t know if like a dragon infinite wealth or another’s crab treasure was my favorite game of 2024

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 1, 2024

Sony spent so much money on concord they named a city in massive huge sits after it

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 1, 2024

Marvel and DC superheroes have been around for so long and have had so many different writers you can say any bad faith accusations about them and it will probably be true for at least one run

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 31, 2024

you guys I’m so sad, I made an entire 10,000 character smash roster and forgot sukapon

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 31, 2024

I'VE DONE IT

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RNYxppmR5JZDExTmVOb9ijdCyARMIvXMW9xZ09yAyi8/edit?usp=sharing

I've finally made a Super Smash Bros roster with 10,000 characters

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 31, 2024

I love that the final boss of kid dracula is actually a recurring character in Castlevania, kid dracula was even referenced in SotN

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 31, 2024

The best video game franchise of all time just got a new entry: magic cat academy 3

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 30, 2024

“Wow this Nintendo music thing seems completely different from Nintendo’s normal-“

Okay turns out there’s about 20 games at launch with everything else being slowly dripfed that’s actually totally like Nintendo

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 30, 2024

I just saw a sign that said “only 27% of people voted last civic election and this is is what we got”

I agree people need to point out how horrible that number is but the mayor of my city currently is genuinely great so this is a “tragic: worst person makes great point” situation

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 29, 2024

I used to think being paid by the hour meant that if you worked for 2 hours and 59 minutes you would only get paid for 2 hours of work

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 29, 2024

This is kinda related to the post I made earlier today but man the consequences of YIIK have been so disastrous that people actually still believe Earthbound and Undertale have mishandled themes of depression

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 29, 2024

I am not opposed to paying for youtube premium in principle but man 12 dollars a month is so much

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 29, 2024

Guy who has played three indie games: there are three types of indie games…

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 29, 2024

Xenoblade Chronicles X Definifive Edition does not feel like a real game simply because I’m so used to hearing people complain about no Xenoblade X switch port and the font they used for the “definitive edition” part is literally the same as Xenoblade 1

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 28, 2024

GameBoy Advanced
NES System
GC
Gameboy Colour

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 28, 2024

Google finally started adding AI overviews to searches for me

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 28, 2024

Honestly I should have been using the ignore button way more on this site

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 28, 2024

Started replaying resident evil 7 and genuinely how the hell does a ps4 game from 2017 have such awful load times?

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 27, 2024

Note to self: tuberculosis posting is more popular than expected on smashboards

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 27, 2024

This guy would HATE Plok

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 26, 2024

Many former Argonaut employees joined Rocksteady meaning there's a chance Catwoman for PS2 had an influence on the Batman Arkham games

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 26, 2024

We need more rhythm game spin offs of fighting games

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 25, 2024

The character I’m doing my presentation on did die from his tuberculosis

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 25, 2024

I saw this comic panel and thought it was gender swapped Pizza Tower fanart

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 25, 2024

I watched the first two episodes of the Yakuza show and I think my brain was broken by the time they had a montage that played mr blue sky mario movie style

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 24, 2024

People really say they want IGN to be more honest but then get mad at it when their favorite game has the worst score ever inaginable (a 7/10)

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 24, 2024

I have to do a presentation on a character in a book and it’s due in a week and I’ve only read two chapters. This character has tuberculosis so I’m praying he dies early and I have less work to do

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 24, 2024

I’ve always found the first Hyperdimension Neptunia game interesting in a “this looks like the worst game ever” way and I swear if my capture card worked with a PS3 I might just buy the game and make a video about it out of sheer curiosity

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 23, 2024

Dark type in pokemon is so silly because some of the moves just involve being mean and have nothing to do with actual darkness. The fact that stuff called sucker punch and taunt are labelled dark just feels weird to me

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 23, 2024

Had the most boring dry class ever and made everyone laugh with a joke this is a truly great moment

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 23, 2024

Life hack: there’s nothing stopping you from buying really cheap unsold Halloween candy boxes in November and just going to town

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 23, 2024

I got this in my reccomended and genuinely WTF happens in the Darkstalkers cartoon

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 22, 2024

For the longest time I didn’t know the phrase “look it up” existed before the internet

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 21, 2024

No idea how to actually do this but I would love it if a PSASBR 2 mashed up the church climbing scene in Uncharted 4 with the inside the Colossus of Rhodes section from God of War 2. They’re two extremely memorable set pieces that kind of remind me of one another

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 19, 2024

I posted that knowing better/scott the woz picture to the scott the woz subreddit and it was removed for being “only tangentially related to scott the woz”

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 19, 2024

I had a dumb idea for my smash with 10,000 characters roster again

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