Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Today at 5:35 AM

holy smokes this is the best tweet ever

"Seen any good movies lately?" pic.twitter.com/TuOWg1eJ1t

— Nick Brawl CE (@NickBrawlCE) January 20, 2025

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Yesterday at 3:58 PM

still wish the wurmple leak was real

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Yesterday at 1:47 PM

It's really funny that there's a game called "Sonic Forces" that - even if it isn't THE Sonic Forces - is still recieving updates 8 years later.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Yesterday at 11:41 AM

live tv broadcasts become pd in the uk 50 years after publication. the first nintendo character to become public domain in the english-speaking world will be Him. 2039. same year as the little women polka medley. be ready (if you are british).

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Yesterday at 11:16 AM

i'm watching the plankton from nasb2 movie, and it's very funny but also every single song sounds like songify the news

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Yesterday at 9:05 AM

Had a dream where I decided to go into farming as a job, and bought a pack of seeds that looked like this.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Wednesday at 2:17 PM

I was gonna post an edit of the "90% of gamblers" meme to be about the fighter pass, but realised it wasn't apt because casino gamblers can actually ****ing quit in the first place.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Wednesday at 12:45 PM

how much is big nintendo switch online paying them

they immediately approved "duck hunt pro" right after this.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Wednesday at 10:51 AM

they ruined inspect element so i can't make it look like kanye hates nasb1

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Tuesday at 3:54 PM

this man HATES the north american gaming industry (and only the north american gaming industry. either that or he's really incompotent relative to his talk)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Tuesday at 11:44 AM

wtf they ACTUALLY put boohbah in call of duty?

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  Perkilator

• Tuesday at 9:14 AM

After thinking about it some more, I'm starting to understand your dislike of hype culture...kind of. Like, I still don't blame Sakurai or Nintendo for it. My ire is mainly directed towards the "Hype Beasts™" who insist that Smash always has to out-hype itself 24/7.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Tuesday at 6:04 AM

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Monday at 8:53 AM

As someone who has hated Pokemon's approach to grammar (capitalised species names, no plurals, strict pronunciation, all-caps names in the older games) for a LONG time, this is so vindicating.

Nintendo & Pokémon Company Had An "Adversarial Relationship", Say Former NOA Staffers

"There was a little bit of salt"

www.nintendolife.com

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 4:13 PM

Peep this one, no really, peep this one!
No more phones! VINE BOOM
No more lights! VINE BOOM
No more motorcars! VINE BOOM
Not a single luxury! VINE BOOM
You've been blocked!

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 3:55 PM

It's kinda funny that Racist Mario predates both Link's addition to Mario Kart, AND Cloud's addition to Smash; despite feeling like an extremely on-the-nose but not at all effective commentary on either.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 2:47 PM

If "Banjo & Kazooie are Raring to go" is an acceptable reveal slogan, then it should also be acceptable to use "Mario is EADing tonight!"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 2:08 PM

I'm watching some of the Play Nintendo kiddie ads, and they keep saying "I'd like to think that..." when describing character traits - and on one hand I do appreciate them encouraging kids to create their own interpretations of Nintendo's intentionally vague character personalities, but on the other, "I'd like to think Diddy Kong is a great friend" in an utterly tragic sentence out of context.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 1:56 PM

You have legitimate Smash info, with visual evidence in motion, you are going to leak it, as anyone would, but you're in the mood for shenanigans: what lies do you insert within your truths? Are you feeling vindictive? Do you want to give relief through an unpleasant lie? Do you want to make your weird MW mainstream? Are you just in a memeing mood?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 1:09 PM

couldn't somebody just hack youtube's copyright id system and leak a bunch of cancelled or lost tv shows and ****

i've been wondering this since i was a child

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 12:34 PM

Put Chunky Kong in Smash and base his entire moveset and depiction around him accidentally wearing a disco suit to the DK Rap.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 6:10 AM

Having the Metroid assist trophy only be killable with ice when only like 2 characters have ice attacks isn't a cute reference, it's bad game design. Not even bad balance or competitive design or something nitty-gritty like most flaws I think exist in Smash, just like, regular ol' nonsensically cryptic gameplay.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sunday at 3:31 AM

I haven't seen the Jellystone Cartoon Network crossover yet, but from what I've seen it really annoys me that all the Hanna-Barbera characters got completely redesigned but the CN characters are just... the characters from the shows.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Saturday at 5:38 PM

Trying to figure out why general Smash fandom thinks emotional attachment is the be-all-end-all, but also feel any kind of reason to argue points for or against a character, and I think my brain is actually going to break.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Saturday at 3:26 PM

Went down the "is Rayman a mascot" rabbit hole and found some technically-substantial evidence (specifically WayBack Machine crawls of Ubisoft websites), but that evidence is all localised entirely within a span of 2-to-3 years, and either internet exclusive; representing only Ubisoft's children's game range; or both.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Saturday at 4:11 AM

Reading up My Little Pony discourse, and apparently there's kind of an animosity between toy fans and show fans, because the prior doesn't like how all the toys are made show-accurate - instead of uniquely brushable - and overwhelmingly based on the same 8 or so main characters to appeal to show fans instead of fans who want to make up their own personalities and stories.

Fandom is a flat circle.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 7, 2025

Toad implementions in Smash ranked, worst to best

• Captain Toad
• Mario Party/RNG moveset
• "general" Toad moveset
• Wario's Woods moveset
• Weird gross spore moveset
• Assigned a specific power-up, full moveset made out of it
• Mario clone
• Toad Kart

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 7, 2025

Baby Pauline does not exist yet and I am already ready to die in her defense (i would still prefer baby wario or baby yoshi though)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 7, 2025

switching copyright to "use me or lose me" is a bad idea (way too easy to loophole no matter what interpretation), but it could - under the right circumstances - cause the funniest thing ever

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 6, 2025

I feel like I'd be a lot more proactive in criticising AI if the large anti-AI sentiment wasn't so happy with talking in a weird "us vs. them" way. Even when referring to an inanimate object and by all means true, the idea of "we are inately better than them" just freaks me out, especially when I'm part of the "we". You're starting to sound like Ayn Rand, stop doing that.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 6, 2025

I think that pretty much every adaptation Warner Bros has put out in the last 10 years or so, with a few exceptions, feels kinda like... for lack of a better term, bargain bin public domain adaptations? Like they want to be seen as willing to let artists take risks with established IP, but there's also some things that can't or must be omitted (particularly aesthetically), and it ends up making a bit of an uncanny valley between a faithful adaptation and something new using the same content.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 6, 2025

I learned what a cult is by watching the Nostalgia Critic talk about how he learned what a cult is by watching Chip N Dale.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 6, 2025

I was going to make a "what's the matter lagerboy?" meme about playing characters based on function, but I realised that "functions-are-charactersboy" and "emotional attachmentboy" are both too long and ruin the sentence flow, and I just simply couldn't use "F.A.C."

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 6, 2025

What is it about Pokemon specifically that attracts people with strange traditionalist views of gender expression? Like, people will just flip out at the concept of a female Machamp or Meloetta not having a gender in such a ridiculous way I don't think I ever see anywhere else.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 5, 2025

The best thing about parodies made by people barely familiar with the source material (Robot Chicken, Mad, e.t.c.) is when they accidentally make a wildly deep cut just by googling "FRANCHISE NOUN character".

You know who this is, but not from Sonic.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 5, 2025

Shoutout to Smash alts that did come back unaltered, but are basically gone because they don't work as well with the art style changes.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 5, 2025

just got powerwash simulator, it is really good but also impossible to not see it as a taco bell simulator.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 5, 2025

Pack it up, this is the best tagline on Letterboxd

Oliver & Company (1988)

A young cat named Oliver is left alone in a kitten box, while all the other young cats have new owners. A big dog named Dodger shows him how to get food and later Oliver lives with him, his owner Fagin and Fagin's other dogs Tito, Rita, Einstein, and Francis. Fagin has one problem besides being...

letterboxd.com

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 5, 2025

It's really funny how Letterboxd has a "popular lists" window on every movie, but each time it's like the same 3 lists that are all called "Every movie."

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Mar 4, 2025

I like how Pokemon Sun and Moon is basically already a bit of a 2010s time capsule, given most of its villains either redeem or turn out to not be all that bad, and Team Skull are probably modelled after Supreme hype bros. Both of these I think are positive things mind you.