I'm trying to think what the hell Coco 2 would be about and every idea is more ridiculous than the last
- Grandma Coco's back on Earth somehow and can talk!
- Teenage Miguel watching Ernesto's old shows obsessively in a dark room to find more Sus Food Poisoning References to post on TikTok
- A very talky and inevitably toothless response to the criticism of the first film's portrayal of border control
- Ernesto's sinister revenge where he just plays up the heel role
- Miguel gets into wrestling and/or music professionally (this is the one they're going to do. Fox and the Hound 2 Moment.)