Dang it. Last time I try to go the cheap way out.
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Still~Wolf
Can't be THAT lazy man, gotta do some stuff yourself for once.
Rocket Raccoon
You're a ninja! You could sense me! I ain't putting myself on the line. Maybe I could try a more "expensive" service.
Still~Wolf
Frankly, I don't think any service is gonna work. They don't really seem to suspect the ninja frog pokemon, usually.
Rocket Raccoon
Not unless I go to into specification. I knew I should have said more other than "ninja guy."
Still~Wolf
i think they'd scoff at "Ninja frog". Or assume you're drunk. Probably the drunk thing.
Rocket Raccoon
I HAVE BEEN SOBER FOR... 12 HOURS. I NEED MORE HITMEN!
Still~Wolf
You need BETTER hitmen, not more.
Rocket Raccoon
I NEED BETTER AND MORE HITMAN!
WHY ARE ALL OF THEM TOO EXPENSIVE?!?
WHY ARE ALL OF THEM TOO EXPENSIVE?!?
Still~Wolf
Well you ARE hiring them to kill folks, it isn't exactly cheap work.
Rocket Raccoon
It was back in the day!
Still~Wolf
Why does a GUN TOTTING RACCOON need hitmen? I get that I can just sense you, but I can sense a bunch of idiotic hitmen just as easily.
Rocket Raccoon
Exactly, if you want something done GET OTHER PEOPLE TO DO IT!
Still~Wolf
Well, if you wanna waste all your money, that's fine. I'll just be waiting until you give up on sending people out.
Rocket Raccoon
YOU CAN'T FIGHT THEM FOREVER!
Still~Wolf
When I barely have to move a finger to take out 4 of them at once, I think I CAN fight them forever.
Rocket Raccoon
What about Deadpool?
Still~Wolf
He'd probably kill you and I both if you hired 'em.
Rocket Raccoon
He can't kill me, we worked together to beat Chun Li, Frank West and Iron Fist. We also had Hulk with us.
Still~Wolf
Let's be honest, he probably would have killed you if you weren't on his team.