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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2025

Willyoupressthebutton dot com, if you consider it a video game, is the most frustrating video game ever (or second behind Goof Troop Jigsaw Puzzle, probably a tie) because almost every question has a really obvious black-and-white answer, but the majority consensus is always wrong.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2025

The world if everyone who wants a new installment in a dormant 25-30+ year old game or TV show rallied around reasonable copyright lengths instead.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

Dig Dug: Divorced
Pac-Man: Divorced because of cosmic circumstances from another, nigh-incomprehensible plane of existence
Q*Bert: Had kids with Josh Gad
Donkey Kong: Widower

Sad ****.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

Once a VERY long time ago I was reading IMDB joke lists, and found one called "Striminal Activity", which was a reference to some sort of PSA trying to get millennials to call pirates "striminals" or something and was like saying these are the movies striminals watch, and the first film, and therefore thumbnail, was the SNL Coneheads movie - so everything I see anything related to that movie I don't recognise the film as being called "Coneheads" but rather "Striminal Activity"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

If there was a site called "Netflik" (singular), what movie would be on it?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

I've been recommended this video a few times, and always assumed it was just a Mario 3 level mod or something, probably made by someone who doesn't like the New games, but now I know what this is, it's peak

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

wait is she singing-

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

I'm starting to think that a lot of people less-so view Smash trailers as "part of the product" as opposed to marketing, and more just don't know what advertising is as a concept or how it works.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2025

Mr. Beast: "Life is so much easier when you're... bro"
News outlets: "Mr. Beast thinks life is easier when you're broke!"
Mr. Beast: "I didn't say that, that's slander, but uhh... now you mention i-"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2025

games regulators when kids play luigi casino with fake money

games regulators when kids play dlc casino with real money (it's not technically addictive)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

Nobody takes this trailer **** seriously, it's just devolving into vaguely personal insults based entirely around "You DO know why you're wrong right? proceeds to say nothing".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

You're a Red One, Mr. Rock, you really were a heel. You've got heirarchy shifted and armour in your contract, Mr. Rooooocccckkk (I'm done)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

why is just eat trying to recruit me into scientology?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2025

The whole "non-sapient rat accidentally plays a crucial role in saving the universe" thing from Avengers would be a really cute 7-minute cartoon, but sounds like (second hand info here, maybe it works in context) a horrible plot point for a superhero movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2025

Something funny I learned from NASB discourse is that there are people out there who love Nickelodeon cartoons, but hate gross-out jokes.

How does that even happen? Am I just out-of-touch on what Nickelodeon - as a cultural entity - is???

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2025

big dream land would be the campiest stage in smash history.

make it happen

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2025

guy who does not know what a celebrity is, as a concept, plays gex and thinks gex is referring to random people he knows by first and last name

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2025

I'm going back to the "Disney platform fighter" idea and... ohh no, I've reached the biggest stump I've ever gotten while entertaining this concept...

Who should be the "Captain Falcon clone function": Powerline or Miss. Piggy?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2025

pixels (adam sandler) alts in smash would go hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2025

Flicky spirit enhancement situation is crazy.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2025

One of the funniest things I remember from absorbing way too much Nickelodeon discourse through NASB speculation was people saying CatDog is "too mean" and then immediately complaining about the fact the show's finale revealed their mother was a sasquatch to give kids a nice message about adoption.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2025

sad bart vaporwave was good actually.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2025

poss in boots 3 should be based on the ds game. nothing but dancing, solving sliding puzzles, and stealing trousers from coatlines.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2025

Smash trailers will never stand where unlock messages stood.

"Cute, cuddly...and a threat to itself and others! It's Pichu!"
"The gateway to Final Destination has now been opened!"
"Mewtwo's mental powers are now yours to command!"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

I really don't get the point of large rosters if there's no low-effort filler. To me that's the appeal of large rosters, the only thing you can do on them you can't do with a small roster and "always next time" mentality.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

would pong right paddle count as a side-over protag? any tetromino other than t?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

Woon is a BEAT-EM-UP???? Epic.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

I swear to god, I thought this said "Ween OST - DuckTales"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2025

old siivagunner was terrible how did i ever listen to this.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2025

remember this

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2025

i like how in this meme they're watching the capitalist propaganda episode

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2025

I know he's supposed to be a bingo ball, but Marselo always looked like an aspirin to me

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2025

the rugrats game cartridge when it sees an nes

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2025

Roster theorycrafting is fun because "How can I get an equivalent to Mr. Game & Watch while only representing the original 10 Smash 64 series?" can quickly turn into "For wet cement's up special, it flings itself out of a mixer"

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