Give your least favorite character a realistic crippling side effect.

[EatLivers]

I wish there was an alternate universe where Sora could get vertigo for 30 seconds from twirling around the stage for the entirety of the game. During those 30 seconds, his speed and power would be decreased.

Sora POV: OH LOOK AT ME IM GONNA TWIRL AROUND THE STAGE AND NOT APPROACH BECAUSE I WAS DESIGNED TO PISS PEOPLE LIKE YOU OFF! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! TIME! WIND! HEAL! HERE WEE GOOOOOOOO!

And we both know that you just read that in Sora's annoying prepubescent voice. It angered you, didn't it?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Pythra

Back pain

Need I say more

 

[CheeseAnton]

To be honest I couldn't think of anything for Marth. I know literal nothing about realistic swordplay but from what I gathered his posture and equipment makes sense and that sword doesn't seem heavy (also know not much on Fire Emblem, for all I know that could weigh 1,000 Pounds, but it looks light so I think it's reasonable for him to be able to wield it in one hand).

So sorry about the basic nerf, but he can't double jump and his Up-B has no recovery (it's a glorified Up-Air)

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

: Every time he uses green missile his mental state degenerates from the brain damage.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Dr. Mario: Gets dizzy after using too much down-B.

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

- If Pit is present in a match where Dark Pit is also present, Dark Pit will collapse to his knees rendering him unable to move or attack. During this time, he will begin a 27 minute, 13 second long monologue about the nature of individuality, which cannot be skipped. During this period, various Linkin Park tracks will play in the background. Once the monologue ends, your Switch automatically sets itself ablaze in response to the DMCA claim having just been made due to the music used.

 

[EatLivers]

- If Pit is present in a match where Dark Pit is also present, Dark Pit will collapse to his knees rendering him unable to move or attack. During this time, he will begin a 27 minute, 13 second long monologue about the nature of individuality, which cannot be skipped. During this period, various Linkin Park tracks will play in the background. Once the monologue ends, your Switch automatically sets itself ablaze in response to the DMCA claim having just been made due to the music used.

Seems like you have a personal problem with Pit..

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

Seems like you have a personal problem with Pit..

To be completely honest, I actually don't mind Pit or Dark Pit too much, it's just that I feel the most... apathetic about Dark Pit. I do find his IRL creation fascinating though.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Min Min collapses from improper health because her diet consists of only noodles

 

[Torgo the Bear]

Not really my least favorite but


Olimar and Alph can only pluck Pikmin out of natural terrain

 

[Perkilator]

Dr. Mario, Pichu and Corrin realize they have friends who also wanted to be playable characters (hint hint hint) and so give their Smash invite to them instead

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Dr. Mario, Pichu and Corrin realize they have friends who also wanted to be playable characters (hint hint hint) and so give their Smash invite to them instead

I mean no offense by this but your constant posting of that “characters I wish were in smash instead of the characters we got” list is getting kind of annoying when it has nothing or barely anything to do with the thread it’s in.

I’m not saying you’re not allowed to post it or say your opinions about who should have been in smash, it’s just that when you post the same thing so much and usually it’s only vaguely related to the subject being discussed it gets to be a little annoying

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

I mean no offense by this but your constant posting of that “characters I wish were in smash instead of the characters we got” list is getting kind of annoying when it has nothing or barely anything to do with the thread it’s in.

I’m not saying you’re not allowed to post it or say your opinions about who should have been in smash, it’s just that when you post the same thing so much and usually it’s only vaguely related to the subject being discussed it gets to be a little annoying

As someone who uses Google Drive frequently, his constant use of Google Docs is super intrusive as they get into my Drive and can be tricky to take out.

 

[VreyIsGrey]

Olimar is now his canon size. The fighters automatically win by stepping on him by accident.

 

[Thanos6]

If Sephiroth has his wing out, any grab automatically rips it off and instantly KOs him.

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

If Sephiroth has his wing out, any grab automatically rips it off and instantly KOs him.

Ouch

If you hit his nose with a sword attack/disjoint it falls off and can’t use nose moves.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Pichu - electrocutws itself with it's "gimmick" that lets it deal damage to itself.

Jigglypuff - it finally explodes after using it's final smash. If it explodes, it doesn't come back anymore.

 

[soviet prince]

ridley gets disqualified for killing all his opponents

 

[Veca Gorebyss]

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well a reversal. like a benefit.

done everybody gets pierced by bowsers spikes.

but a downputting side effect.

umm.

toad hihts peach with its skull after hihtting it.


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