Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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- Jul 16, 2001
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K.Rool is one of the worst ideas I've heard for a character. Ever. In my humble opinion of course. So I've made this thread as a sort of challenge to see if anyone can persuade me and other Anti-K.Rools into thinking he belongs.
[And to diabollically beat the actual K.Rool fans to making a support thread. Now if they want to talk about K.Rool, they've gotta come to my turf]
What's wrong with K.Rool, you might ask?
Well, of course, He's far too bulky and slow; he's only 1/5 as alluringly wicked as Bowser, and Bowser was unfortuneately one of the lamest fighters in Smash [despite his coolness as a character]. If I were to put K.Rool on a list of all the characters that deserve to be in smash, he would be second from the bottom, right above Elmo.
Also, anyone can tell K.Rool was just Rare's cheap knock-off of Kraid, but with a cape, a crown and a twitch in his eye.
Even if you want K.Rool in Smash, and he was put in the final product I doubt anybody would ever play him. He'd just be a waste of data-space that could be taken up by good characters like Little Mac and Diddy Kong.
So if you think you've got what it takes. I'm game. Unsheath your Rhetorics gentlemen.
[And to diabollically beat the actual K.Rool fans to making a support thread. Now if they want to talk about K.Rool, they've gotta come to my turf]
What's wrong with K.Rool, you might ask?
Well, of course, He's far too bulky and slow; he's only 1/5 as alluringly wicked as Bowser, and Bowser was unfortuneately one of the lamest fighters in Smash [despite his coolness as a character]. If I were to put K.Rool on a list of all the characters that deserve to be in smash, he would be second from the bottom, right above Elmo.
Also, anyone can tell K.Rool was just Rare's cheap knock-off of Kraid, but with a cape, a crown and a twitch in his eye.
Even if you want K.Rool in Smash, and he was put in the final product I doubt anybody would ever play him. He'd just be a waste of data-space that could be taken up by good characters like Little Mac and Diddy Kong.
So if you think you've got what it takes. I'm game. Unsheath your Rhetorics gentlemen.