One Evil, Egg Sucking Son of a Snake: A Bowser Guide (In-Progress) [Deleted]

[sovereigntea]

sovereigntea submitted a new guide:

One Evil, Egg Sucking Son of a Snake: A Bowser Guide - Guaranteed to help you play Koopa better than Dennis Hopper or your Money Back!

This is a work in progress so please hold your applause

Preamble:
If you have never seen the disaster that was the Super Mario Bros. Movie I recommend putting your life on pause and going to the $3 bin at Wal-Mart and finding it. Otherwise, if you don't care about spoiling a perfectly terrible film you can keep on reading.

In the SMB Movie, King Koopa (played by the late-great Dennis Hopper) is the ruler of Dinohattan....

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