The 4 word story!

[riboflavinbob]

Alright each post will consist of up to 4 words. Eventually, well get a hopefully funny story. I'll start.

Once upon a time

 

[Byronman]

Captain Falcon used a

 

[JustNoOne]

FALLCCCCOONNN PAAAWWWNCCCHHH on Snake

 

[Deleted member]

then ike came out

 

[BubbleTea]

and threw a big

 

[Byronman]

weasel, and it spiked

 

[Sosuke]

Bowser who was trying

 

[Kinzer]

To recover, thanks Sakurai

 

[Deleted member]

ike said no sympathy

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

from me. Then he

 

[Dragmire]

fought for his friends

 

[Burrbomb]

only cause of they're

 

[Deleted member]

wicked awesome, Ike's cool

 

[MarthBeast]

like Marth and then

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Ike SD'd, and Snake

 

[Meta Jr]

farted his butt off.

 

[Sosuke]

for no operant reason

 

[Deleted member]

Ike comes out of

 

[Meta Jr]

Bowser's big *ss and

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

eats 276 pounds of

 

[BubbleTea]

delicious cheese that kirby

 

[Deleted member]

ate up then Ike

 

[Byronman]

used his aether to

 

[Dragmire]

cause a firey explosion

 

[TheSundanceKid]

and kill Twinkie the Kid

 

[LegionBrawler]

And he exploded twinkies

 

[Rigor Mortis]

That molests drunken aristocrats

 

[Byronman]

who're disgruntled from working

 

[Kinzer]

Way too often, somebody

 

[LegionBrawler]

Ate 1000 chicken pies?

 

[Kinzer]

Correct! Let's continue this

 

[MarthBeast]

With Marth and Ike

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Both explaining their odd

 

[Byronman]

horribly mutilated corn husk

 

[DMG]

and while they shared

 

[Kinzer]

Tequila, it got them

 

[DMG]

Tipsy, like any drink

 

[Kinzer]

With hops and okra.

 

[DMG]

So, now when they

 

[Kinzer]

Go out together, people