Spaghetti Sammy
Smash Journeyman
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- Apr 3, 2015
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Ok **** wads. So a lot of meme machines have been going "20XX oh golly"
But I am here today to tell you, why 20XX is gunna be stopped by Doc and that pesky plumber.
1. He has the cape. Fun Fact: The cape is actually so cool that things turn around out of respect for the cape. All other characters wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat fearing they will soon encounter that peice of majestic ****ing fabric.
2. A solid combo game.
Theyve got the bread and butter
Theyve got the all or nothings that I wiff 9/10 times.
Theyve got the 0 to Deaths as long as the other guy has the DI of a Level 2 Bowser.
Theyve got it all.
3. Good Moves
Theyve got a lot of good moves
Marios Fair= C Falcons Stomp
Docs Fair = God himself slapping the **** out of someone
Their down b = Who the **** uses this
Their B = A good projectile.
All their other moves are good too.
4. Good match ups.
As long as your openent isnt Marth or Sheik or Falcon or Ness or Nintendude who will just wooble you all 4 stocks like a moraless **** wad (salty about that set with m2k) Youve got the match in the bag.
5. People tend to sleep on you.
No one expects this guy to do anything. And if youve ever talk with a Smashboards Premium member, theyll tell you Doc is bad because not only have they done minutes of research, but they gave 5 bucks to the website so they obviously know the game inside and out.
But youll use this to your advantage when you JV5 them in 3 seconds flat.
6. Hes fun.
He is.
7. Mang0 told me himself "Hey Sammy tell everyone how good Mario is, I cant because Im definitely saying this to you also youre handsom."
So I mean, all what, 7 good people at Melee think Doc or Mario is good.
And I mean how can the pros be wrong.
8 to 10: Trust me there are definitly 3 more reason why Doc is good.
So what do you guys think.
But I am here today to tell you, why 20XX is gunna be stopped by Doc and that pesky plumber.
1. He has the cape. Fun Fact: The cape is actually so cool that things turn around out of respect for the cape. All other characters wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat fearing they will soon encounter that peice of majestic ****ing fabric.
2. A solid combo game.
Theyve got the bread and butter
Theyve got the all or nothings that I wiff 9/10 times.
Theyve got the 0 to Deaths as long as the other guy has the DI of a Level 2 Bowser.
Theyve got it all.
3. Good Moves
Theyve got a lot of good moves
Marios Fair= C Falcons Stomp
Docs Fair = God himself slapping the **** out of someone
Their down b = Who the **** uses this
Their B = A good projectile.
All their other moves are good too.
4. Good match ups.
As long as your openent isnt Marth or Sheik or Falcon or Ness or Nintendude who will just wooble you all 4 stocks like a moraless **** wad (salty about that set with m2k) Youve got the match in the bag.
5. People tend to sleep on you.
No one expects this guy to do anything. And if youve ever talk with a Smashboards Premium member, theyll tell you Doc is bad because not only have they done minutes of research, but they gave 5 bucks to the website so they obviously know the game inside and out.
But youll use this to your advantage when you JV5 them in 3 seconds flat.
6. Hes fun.
He is.
7. Mang0 told me himself "Hey Sammy tell everyone how good Mario is, I cant because Im definitely saying this to you also youre handsom."
So I mean, all what, 7 good people at Melee think Doc or Mario is good.
And I mean how can the pros be wrong.
8 to 10: Trust me there are definitly 3 more reason why Doc is good.
So what do you guys think.