Mike 223

As expected I have quickly gotten kicked out of elite as I have no idea howto play Sonic lol

I have played Sonic for an hour at most and I got Elite.




Didn't even need camping, Elite is easy to get lol.

CPUs are easy to exploit, just now a CPU always used up B against the wall of the stage, so I placed a block a bit off and used down-tilt to spike them lol

In order to play the monke, one must become, the monke.




DK is a good time to fight win or lose, most DKs don't play cheap as crap lol.

Online players most likely have a panic attack whenever they see shield come up.

People complain that I use a lot of minecart when I fight them.







Then punish me for it and I won't use it anymore because it's not working lol.

Whenever people try to argue with me that Steve is easy to learn, I show them this
WaDi, a top player, struggling to learn him lol.

Where are the good players in battle arenas? All I'm finding are spammers.





Unless that's skill, in which case I'd rather be the worst player in the world.

I just got elite with K. Rool by spamming the b button and winning one game lol

I really did just get tilted enough to build a middle finger while fighting a spammer lol.

This dude just did more sider b in 30 seconds than I do in entire games.








How.

I just landed a 0 - death in a round for the first time.






Granted, it was on a CPU, but that still felt good lol.

For whatever reason, I got the community tab on YouTube.





Lol why I'm a very, very small creator lol

Bro this is so dumb.







Hitting Steve's blocks STALES your moves.

So I was fighting a Ness that was actually playing well.


"Hey good on this Ness for not spamming"

Then he started spamming two moves, one was PK Thunder, and you'll never guess what the other one of them was.

Yo hold on, gotta say this real quick.





Young smash players, never go to quick play, trust me, if you do, it won't end well.

So I saw someone comment on a video talking about if Steve should be banned saying

"No, but Kazuya should, no character should be able to kill you by touching you."

Then I replied "Steve can literally do the same thing"

Their response was "Steve can get you to 70 but it won't be a zero - death."

Well....

Here's five Steve zero - deaths lol https://youtu.be/SnV7_S7RLWQ

I did it, I landed the zero to death.

The best players I've fought over the past 3 months are the computers.





No I'm not joking

Imagine needing to use terrible internet and spam to win against my Link lol

I've spent too much time playing Steve lol, I should probably pick up a secondary that can deal with those matches where I can't do anything as Steve.







Probably gonna be Link, since Link has range, and is also already my second most played character. (He's still like 2% of my playtime lol)

If these people I've been fighting are fighting skillfully, I don't want to be good anymore.

I'd like to know why this happens if anyone can tell me, whenever I run, turn around, then quickly turn back, instead of my grab input going in as grab, it goes in as attack, making me do an F-Smash, anyone know why this is?

So I was sent offstage where I could recover just fine, I went for the elytra tech to get high enough, but then the lag made me instead go up a little bit and then nosedive down.








AAAAAAAAAAA.

Just got a funny NIL F-smash kill, for whatever reason the lag in handheld mode is nowhere near as bad, allowing me to do NILs lol

Just fought this guy in battle arenas who had the arena marked as Elite only, (assuming the host has to be in Elite to select this option and people who join have to be in Elite, dunno how it works honestly lol) so this really proves this quote.

"If you can't get in Elite you're bad, but just because you're in Elite doesn't mean you're good."

-Some person I can't remember lol

He played Steve, Bayonetta, and DK, in the Steve matches he didn't seem to know what he was doing, mainly using a lot of minecart, which I punished pretty easily, and then sometimes I was mining without a wall and got hit by it, one of the Steve matches I saved a replay of because of how hilarious it was, he SDed twice, and I spammed down taunt while I watched, the last stock he went over to me and tried to hit me with TNT by using the lava bucket explosion setup (without the airdodges) he did this slowly so I shielded and he blew himself up, he did this a few more times before eventually SDing again.

With DK he spammed the same 5 moves and obviously got destroyed, Bair, fair, neutral special (which he used once after charging it over the multiple rounds with DK and missed lol), and then held down b at one point, getting an anvil dropped on his face, he also used side b a lot, the side bs never connected, and once I clashed with it with my uptilt, stone axe can go even with monke head I guess.

And with Bayo, he just threw out random aerials on the other side of the stage while I mined and just.

"Who is that hitting bro?"

Lol that was funny to play against.

So I did a battle by damaging with only throws, it was hilarious.

If Steve didn't have minecart, what do you think would replace it?

My two ideas are either a bow or a shield, the bow just shoots arrows, and he could attach them to blocks to set up a trap by breaking the block and having the arrows fall down, he has a limited supply of 64 arrows (I realized this should be a stack lol), so he can't spam it too much, the arrows will remain on the ground until Steve picks it up by walking next to it, opponents can use the arrows against Steve by picking them up (similar to Link's arrows), depending on how long Steve holds the B button, it does 5 - 20% (No this doesn't mean it's like charge shot, Steve is not able to move after doing side B until he shoots or gets hit, making the arrow not fire.) If Steve uses up all his arrows by hitting opponents and didn't miss once, they'll automatically refresh, if he missed at least once he has to go pick up the arrow (Better aim them right) they have an arc when firing, how far they go depends on the charge, if Steve chooses to he can also aim the bow in 8 directions by holding the b button down and moving the left stick in a certain direction. After firing Steve is unable to act until he puts the bow away, so he's vulnerable for a good half second, meaning reflecting the arrow if it's not too far can lead to Steve getting hit instead. (This move can lead to some funny times where arrows are everywhere lol, FD but arrows.)

The shield is simply a reflector, reflecting any projectile in front of Steve that the shield hits, behind Steve he's vulnerable, the shield has durability, taking 100% before breaking, Steve can repair his shield with 1 piece of iron and some wood, he has one at the start of the match, and if it breaks, Steve will do the blocking stance, but have no shield, if he does this you have a good opening.

This player I just fought got the lead and started T-bagging, I instantly brought it back to even and t-bagged back just to see how they would react, I won and then they shut down the arena.




Players like this are why this game can get so infuriating, yet it's so funny at the same time.

I have no idea how top Steve's think Min-Min is a slight Steve favor, what kinda Min-Mins are you fighting where you can actually approach lol

I see tons of people saying Steve is easy to learn.



While I do agree that he's really broken in matches, I don't agree that he's easy to learn, I know from my own experiences playing as Steve that he takes hours and hours to master, resource management in fights is difficult against good opponents, and he has tons of tech that's almost as specific as EWGF.

Anyone who says Steve is easy in rounds, you're right, once you learn everything, his superior tools make it easier to land kills and games with (Diamond killing at 60% and minecart's existence.)

But anyone saying he's easy to learn clearly hasn't tried to learn any advanced Steve stuff like NILs and TBCs.

The Steve amiibo is here.

The Steve amiibo is here.

The Steve amiibo is here.

No way I discovered you can hold A to rapidly input uptilt after I learned NILs lol.

Remember what I said about Little Macs? How they are basically the chads of Smash?



The one I just fought does not belong in the Little Mac council.

So I joined this arena, the host's name was daylice, they played Min-Min and were T-bagging after every stock, eventually they changed the rules to a stock (stamina* you moron) battle, I kept fighting them, eventually they seemed to get sick of me and waited for me to leave, I stayed in the ring, they eventually kicked me, then sent me a friend request with the name "I &*&@UGud."




This is how you tell you're fighting a 9-year old.

I need help, can anyone tell me what I can possibly do as Steve against Min-Min? I'm outta ideas.

One of my best combos right now is a pick loop doing around 65%, I now have learned a kill confirm of the percent.



Now I just need to string them together and boom, 0-death.

So I was grinding the "use 30 fighters in quickplay" challenge, and then the person I matched into said "I'm looking for a challenge."




Well, maybe you'll run into my Steve on Elite one day, but here with my Jigglypuff? RIP.