A duel to defend our honor in front of our dearest, Hayley?
I WON'T REFUSE. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Meet me in the south playground in Tennessee Elementary, behind the jungle gyms, 5:00 PM ET, today.
I've already picked my weapon of choice...
My .44 Magnum Colt Anaconda
The beautifully crafted .44 Magnum delivers large, hefty bullets at high velocity for a handgun. In its full-powered form, it produces so much recoil and muzzle blast that it is generally considered to be unsuitable for use as a police weapon. However, in the right hands, this ferocious beast can drop even the largest of mammals with a single clip. The .44 Magnum is capable of reaching the same firing speeds as your regular handgun, although they say rapid fire is difficult and strenuous on the users' hands, especially for shooters of smaller build or with small hands. Doesn't apply to my muscular and buff self. The lean gloss of this gun, plus the massive bullets and killing potential make this weapon my ideal weapon of choice TO DROP YOU IN THE NAME OF HAYLEY.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MOTA. AND DON'T TRY ANY SNEAKY TACTICS! THIS IS A MAN'S GAME, AND HAYLEY'S WATCHING! DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE HONORABLY BROUGHT DOWN.