Joke time!
Why did the guy who worked for the mafia not get his paycheck?
Why did the guy who worked for the mafia not get his paycheck?
Because crime doesn't pay!
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Oooh, very scary, wouldn't you say?
I have a red neck. I don't mean those kinds of people, too.
If you want to know why my neck is red, well, it is sunburned, and it kinda hurts.
Joke time!
What kind of jokes do professional boxers tell?
Punchlines.
Season 2 of #SonicPrime will premiere on Netflix July 13. #SonicNews pic.twitter.com/zxMufxKTdf
— bsky.app/profile/tailschannel.com (@TailsChannel) May 17, 2023
Check this out, everyone.
Happy mother's day, everyone!
Joke time!
Why do those who work at a diner call the cops when a criminal comes to eat?
To serve them right!
Hey, here is a joke.
What do you call an Egyptian movie that is average in quality?
Pyra-Mid.
Say, has anyone here ever been so smart and insightful to a great degree that you felt lonely and alone in the world?
I mean, I do at times, and while I know I am not the only person who is like this, I feel that with how many people who aren't that smart (no offense to anyone) or don't see the logic of things that they should; there are many people in this world it seems that you can't help but feel like you are alone in thinking things the smart and insightful way...
You know, it is funny that Sonic and Goku have the word "Son" in their name, especially when you consider Goku's surname in his name as "Son Goku".
EDIT: I previously thought the word "Son" was a title for Goku. I changed it to surname in this post, but am leaving this note so that Jondolio's post does not lack validity.
Am I one of the few who is rooting for Team Wisdom in the latest Splatfest? I mean, I believe wisdom is powerful by itself, and to me, it is a strong force of nature needed for both courage and power. I would not mind if the team loses, though.
Joke time!
What kind of defense does a chef use to defend themselves against attackers?
Meat shields.
Here is a non Sonic joke.
Why did the guy try to find government secrets on a normal person's computer? The answer...
Because there was Intel inside.
May the 4th be with you all, everyone!
You know, as a writer, I wanted to write a book and have its main character included in a Smash Bros. game someday. I still want to write the book, but I later dismissed the idea of having the book’s character in Smash. That was before I found out about the video game character only Smash Bros. Rule, I think.
Another Sonic related joke...
What kind of insects live in the motors of Eggman's abandoned vehicles not used in a long time?
Motobugs.
Here is a Sonic themed joke.
What kind of seafood does Dr. Eggman like to eat?
The answer is:
Crabmeat.
Here is a little something Sonic Frontiers related.
#SonicFrontiers officially sold over 3.2 million units worldwide as of the end of March 2023, SEGA's parent company disclosed to investors early Friday. #SonicNews pic.twitter.com/tX383j6mhb
— bsky.app/profile/tailschannel.com (@TailsChannel) April 28, 2023
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Is this fish ugly or what?
If Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series was in Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS, I wonder what enemies from his series would have been in Smash Run?
I just had a thought about Donkey Kong; if there is a successor to the Nintendo Switch that is going to be announced this year, do you all think they might have been saving such a game for that system?
I mean, sure, there were plenty of chances to reveal and release a new Donkey Kong game in recent years, which means they might have had chances not too late in the Switch's lifetime, but now that it we are supposedly getting a new console announced this year, I don't think it would be wise to put a new Donkey Kong game on a system like the Switch, given how close we supposedly are to a new system.
First, Donkey Kong and other Kongs being in the Mario movie, Funky Kong appearing on Saturday Night Live, now a Donkey Kong Lego collection. A lot has been happening for Donkey Kong this year.
And yet, still no new Donkey Kong game.
BREAKING: The UK's CMA has DENIED Microsoft's acquisition of Activision Blizzard King over concerns of cloud gaming competition damages. pic.twitter.com/gxGAoNCq4Y
— XboxCore (@_XboxNews) April 26, 2023
Looks like it might not be happening. Microsoft does say they will appeal this.
BREAKING: Microsoft is preparing to close the Activision Blizzard acquisition pic.twitter.com/HNfk0F7MV4
— XboxCore (@_XboxNews) April 25, 2023
I just found out about this. What do you all think?
Kishimoto States time:
— Sonic and all Characters (@SAAC_News) April 25, 2023
💬 Sonic Rangers, the prototype name of Sonic Frontiers, came from the early game concept Morio-san discarded when he became the director
💬 @IanFlynnBKC is back for the story DLC. It will "meet fans' expectations"#Sonic #SonicTheHedgehog #SonicFrontiers pic.twitter.com/nF5Xsglqh9
Here is some Sonic Frontiers story DLC news.
I am having a bit of a second thought on the Microsoft and Activision-Blizzard thing, which kind of goes against what I said about Sony earlier. I mean, with their plans for changing the company, it does seem like it would be better for the employees. On the other hand, haven't they bought out enough companies? I mean, monopolies are not great for sure. While Microsoft did say they would allow Call of Duty to be on Playstation consoles, and given how they allowed Minecraft on other consoles too, I am not sure that buying another company is a good thing with the monopoly thing.
Maybe it is just me, though.
Man, that no carb diet I am on sure is helping me a lot. I swear my belly was bigger earlier today.
Here is a little Fanon song for Sonic Frontiers I found.
Anyone up for some Sonic themed Lego sets?
Also, check out this fun commercial showcasing the new Sonic the Hedgehog @LEGO_Group sets!#Sonic #SonicTheHedgehog #LEGO https://t.co/iHHxqTWA6G pic.twitter.com/ryvh27mt8v
— Sonic and all Characters (@SAAC_News) April 19, 2023
Join us tomorrow, April 19, at 9:00 a.m. PT for a new @IndieWorldNA Showcase! Tune in for roughly 20 minutes of reveals, announcements, and updates on indie games for Nintendo Switch! #IndieWorld
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) April 18, 2023
Watch it live here: https://t.co/7iwTT7h8jx pic.twitter.com/rokw2BFXnl
Check this out, everyone.
About that Microsoft and Activision-Blizzard deal that is in the middle of a process of trying to become approved...
I feel like Sony is rather wasting their time trying to oppose all this. Even if they do succeed, that doesn't mean they were healthily using that time they had when they could be doing something else. They basically have nothing to gain, and with Microsoft saying they are allowing Call of Duty to happen on the consoles, they have nothing to lose either.
And furthermore, they are opposing this all because of one game series, which is selfish to fight for and a waste of time if you ask me. I bet Sony doesn't even care about the other franchises Activision-Blizzard has. I mean, opposing a deal like this solely for one franchise is something that should not be allowed, in my opinion.
You can say the same about Microsoft and Nintendo, or any third party game developer too, but Sony is the biggest greedy money grabber of them all.
I mean, Sony does not seem to care about the faults of Activision-Blizzard as a whole, the ones Microsoft said they would improve. I don't think Sony has done so much for some of their employees too, like their Naughty Dog division.
Official synopsis of the upcoming #Knuckles the Echidna series for Paramount Plus, per @Variety:
— bsky.app/profile/tailschannel.com (@TailsChannel) April 17, 2023
"Knuckles 'agrees to train Wade as his protégé and teach him the ways of the Echidna warrior,'"#SonicNews pic.twitter.com/96bd6RHunb
Here is the synopsis for the Knuckles the Echidna movie series, which has begun production, by the way.
I just had a thought. We all push for characters we want in Smash Bros., right?
I do believe that the roster is decided before the game is made, am I not right?
If I am, why wouldn't people want to push for their characters in between Smash Bros. games when they roster has not been decided yet to try and get them in then?
I mean, sure, it probably is not as easy to do, but I do think it would increase chances of such fans getting their voices heard to have their wanted character get in.
It is important to note that despite the Ballot for Smash Bros. being a thing in the Wii U/3DS days, many wanted characters did not get in until Ultimate, the following game, and Corrin and Bayonetta were decided before the ballot ended.
I mean, there has to be some kind of way fans can be heard in between games, and I am sure it is worth a try.
It would, to me, make wanted characters get in easier than waiting for the next Smash Bros. game to be announced.
You know what I mean?
Say, I do wonder when the next Smash Bros. will at least be announced after Nintendo's next system is released?
Man I wonder why it is so boring around here right now?
Konami Employee Charged with Attempted Murder After Attacking Boss with Fire Extinguisher
Publisher yet to commentwww.pushsquare.com
Did anyone see this?
To those who have seen the Mario movie...
Anyone else think the scene where the Mario Bros. go invincible during the final battle is similar to the part where Sonic goes Super in the second Sonic movie, if you have seen that also?
Just wondering about the Mario movie...
I saw King Boo attend the wedding between Peach and Bowser, in the daytime. Shouldn't Boos like King Boo be hiding in the darkness, since Boos are ghosts and are not supposed to like the light?
You know, I hope at the end of the next Mario movie...
Luigi tells Yoshi a bedtime story about how the Mushroom Kingdom was saved again, this time with Yoshi included.
Luigi would become Mama Luigi at that point.
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