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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2022

I love the Pixar short Boundin' (jackalope and sheep) because it's so unabashedly and sincerely cutesy - like what people who don't like Disney movies think Disney movies are. It's basically the exact same movie from the bait-and-switch Simpsons Movie bunny trailer

I feel we could do with more media that's just unashamed of its sheer whimsy without needing wisecracks or metajokes - give me teddy bears without guns and dancing flowers who don't get massacred in a wildfire. As you get older you start to appreciate sincere stuff a lot more.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2022

What I've seen of Homestar Runner has spot-on hillarious writing, but I just don't like that overly simplistic early 2000s webtoon aesthetic (more specifically how they handle their characters' limb proportions) so I can't exactly get into it - I understand the need for simplicity and easy-to-animate characters, but the limitation of Newgrounds stuff and such comes off more Atari 2600 than Hanna-Barbera or Jay Ward's NES compared to modern web (or its' own contemporary TV) animation. Understandable given these are unpaid teenagers in the dawn of a new medium, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

I find it weird how a lot of fanmade hypothetical Smash content treats Super Princess Peach and Luigi's Mansion as paramount parts of their protags' representation, but actively tries to tie Yoshi closer to Mario than his own games.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

I find the trope in cartoons of adults just casually being friends with children they're not related to or working with (Mr. Dink from Doug as the most obvious example, Gazpacho from Chowder if you want to talk within the average profile poster's nostalgia range) really cute. I can kinda understand why people would find the idea off-putting, but the whole thing is relatable to me since as a kid most of my school friends were teens and as a teen most of my school friends were kids.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

Beyond Melee has Sonic, which is very good but not surprising.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

I feel the non-issue I've whined a lot about of Microsoft Smash rosters being too Rare-centric also applies to Disney XD/Channel cartoon stuff in Disney Smash rosters - thought at least with Rare I kinda get it, most if not all Smash fans are also Nintendo fans so their Microsoft knowledge starts and ends with Rare's stint at Nintendo, but the majority of Disney and Pixar's movies are so iconic and ubiquitous that even without all the acquisitions of major IPs (Marvel, Star Wars, Muppets, Simpsons) it seems weird to even give more than 1 or 2 characters to Disney TVA of all things, let alone such a big portion.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

Moveset jobs in creation threads are weird because you'd expect them to be a big deal, but usually they get less responses than stuff like "what colours should the players' shields be"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

Aand already multiple of the song uploads for the Mario Smash thread have been DMCA'd

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

I just realised the drop in NFT-related news and the release of Folding Ideas' Line Goes Up video happened basically at the exact same time.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2022

excuse me what

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

Those Chocobo MTX look way worse than the CTR MTX, but I also don't want people disregarding the Chocobo game as a whole for it. I know how it feels to get the "isn't that game filled with MTX?" look.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

We're submitting criterias for Friday's fighter and stages from the "growing pains" era of Donkey Kong! https://smashboards.com/threads/sma...00s-dk-stages-fighter-criteria.516955/page-14

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

On one hand, I like the idea of a PSASBR2 having one single Sony Animation rep like how CNPTE had Captain Planet as the sole Hanna-Barbera rep... but on the other, the only Sony movie I'd really be that interested in seeing adapted into a platform fighter character is Surf's Up, which would probably be the lowest priority of all the good Sony Animation movies - especially when there's... y'know, 6 Spider-Men to choose from.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

If there was a Pokémon-only Smash game, I feel the human characters (especially from spin-offs) should be the summons, and Poké Balls should be a trapping item

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

This "scary Discord" looks more trustworthy than the real logo's soulless Funko Pop eyes

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

pov you are a teletubby

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

I cannot pinpoint my opinions on EnchantedMob making crossover Minecraft fanimations of Huggy Wuggy while also being the creators of Huggy Wuggy - on one hand it's super cool an official developer is also willing to make fan works that tie in their creations with other properties they love, but on the other it does kinda read as a shady way to force kids into thinking Huggy Wuggy is the next big thing without having actually gained traction and fandom naturally like Sans, Steve, Freddy, and (the extremely out-of-place) Monika.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

Hot take: a new Diddy Kong Racing shouldn't just not bring back Conker, but it should also exclude Banjo; Tiny; and Dixie to focus on original characters alongside Diddy and the original DKR cast. What I like about Diddy Kong Racing is that it's completely detached from the bigger series represented within with an all-original cast and tone, if it just became a mega Rareware/DK crossover with characters we already know it'd lose the appeal IMO.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

Some of the fanmade remixes submitted to the Mario Smash thread have honestly been... kinda garbage. Amateur, synthy Newgrounds stuff.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

Happy Maria day

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

My new pre-roll ad grammar peeve: "Search helps us understand each other"

SearchING. Say searchING.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

impressionable audience of pre teens moment

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2022

becoming maroon watch now on iwerks timsed by only 4444444444444444 dollar

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

Old computer scams and malware are simultaniously the most terrifying and pitiful things imaginable

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

I will fight hard to ensure the Teletubbies are seperate fighters and not alts on Brawltime.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022


Endorses elf slavery Multibillion dollar franchise with theme parks and political influence	Condemns elf slavery Largely forgotten and relegated to meme status at best

we live in a society

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

If the Diddy Kong Racers get in the Mario Smash thread, I'm not sure if I want to have Tiny (a character intended from day 1 for the Mario universe), Timber (the original protagonist in development, and arguably still so in the game's plot), or Drumstick (the by-design best racer in the game and lore) be the default for my alts list - I do know that I'll submit Tiny with her DK64 design though. I have a feeling the DKR alts will be mostly minor changes like order, small character design things, maybe TT and Drumstick being swapped for Wizpig and Taj, so on. Either way, the DKR rosters (without the guests, Taj, Wizpig, or Dixie) do fit pretty snuggly into the 8 alts requirement.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

should i waste all my votes on the nasb rate their chances thread on undercover cupid and glenn martin dds

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

A lot of people talk about how great the 90s do-wop Nickelodeon IDs were, but their equivalents from Nick at Nite were equally as awesome - they found a really good way of balancing Nick's trademark wackiness with the sincere and - as one ident puts it - pre-post-modern nature of the at-the-time-nostalgic shows these idents are trying to promote.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

Tomorrow is Maria day

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

The most unbelievable part of lost episode creepypastas is that cartoon writers would call a secret depressing gory episode something poignantly ominous like "Red Mist" or "The Grieving" and not something stupid like "The Gore, The Murderer" or "Hooked on a Ceiling"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

Is it just me or is the YouTube ad rotation different depending on quality settings?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

Ren & Stimpy's light Uair - specifically the Ren hitbox - is so cool, it's probably been the hardest part of their kit for me to use but I really want to master it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

I really hope Smash 64 Remix adds a PS1 rep.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

It's kinda funny to me how the Breaking Bad memes came out around the exact time people who were kids when Breaking Bad was airing and super-hyped-up were old enough to watch Breaking Bad. Gives a very "It's been 3'000 years" vibe.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2022

We are voting on new big stages and DK fighters, submitting Final Smashes for the Melee newcomers, a Zelda cameo for a WarioWare stage, and Adventure mode routes!

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2022

i was born the year turning red takes place lmao

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