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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

"Dolled up instalments" (Mean Bean Machine, Tetris Attack, Cranky Food Friends, Yo! Noid, Crazy Castle series, Mario 2, e.t.c.) are the most awesome thing in gaming history and need to be brought back immediately. Make it paid DLC, provide a localised version of the original as free DLC, scam people into buying the game twice, I don't care how you do it - I just want Dr. Eggman in my blob-popping puzzle game.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

"Faux neon sign on a bright background" has to be the ultimate anti-aesthetic.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

Those SpongeBob text-to speech ICUP/word prank videos are really cool to me because it's basically the Hey Beter format losing all its irony and turning back into exactly what it was based on: kids having fun with immature humour.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

I've always loved the concept of having non-character content from licensed games in Smash but labling them as "TOP SECRET" as a callback to the Goldeneye version of the Motion-Sensor Bomb

Tankman from Newgrounds · Sep 23, 2021

Heyo Wario Wario Wario the Angelica Sephiroth.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

I really don't like the aged up human designs from ACNL and NH. So glad they didn't change Villager's design for Ultimate.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

Since it now seems Nick is unlikely to show up in the Direct I have no reason to watch it live.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

If Waluigi got in Smash I'd want his playstyle to be a bit like a toned down Hero, RNG heavy but not outright anti-competitive or RNG-dependant - basically Waluigi has to adapt to and work with his own RNG rather than it just gifting him a win or loss when it feels like it. I've always loved the idea of taking that small chance of Peach pulling a Mr. Saturn/Bob-Omb/Beam Sword and making that the whole gimmick of a Waluigi move - using an item box to grab a relatively weak item like a Green Shell or Bumper

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

I seriously do not get what "smooth" means in gaming discussion and every time I hear it used to praise a game I get uncomfortable goosebumps.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

Rare Replay on Switch isn't necessary nor likely. It's a celebration of a Microsoft subsidary - no matter how important Rare's work with Nintendo was to them or the industry as a whole, they're an Xbox brand and their games are Xbox games by proxy, yes, even retroactively. That's not to say it can't or shouldn't get ported, but rather that it won't have any more priority than other low-profile MS titles and ports just because kids 20 years ago got emotionally attached to a golden toilet roll-shaped corporate logo at the beginning of a game - if not less due to it being a way for Microsoft to entice Switch owners over to Xbox.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

Sometimes I wonder what it must've been like to be the first person who found out what Among Us backwards is.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

Most of the criticisms directed towards CinemaSins are extremely unfair and missing the point - in fact, I'd say only one criticism I've seen directed towards it is justifed, but it just so happens to be the most damning of them all: It's not funny.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

If the final Smash fighter doesn't show up this direct, (which is possible given Pytrha's direct specified Smash, this one didn't) £10 says it's an ActiBliz rep and got delayed.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

I've been playing a lot of the big Smash stages lately and honestly they're not that bad once you know what to do - that doesn't mean they're well designed per say, but they aren't as painful as I once saw them as. The worst one is probably either New Pork or Gaur, but that's just because of how much empty space there is.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

God I wish I could make a Mole Mania summoning ritual for haha internet points but there's only one piece of Mole Mania-related merchandise ever released - the game - and I don't even own that complete, just the cartridge with sun fading.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

Xander Mobus has said a few times in interviews that he's asked by Nintendo to do fake names

Forget Sakurai's figure drawer, we need to find Sakurai's .wav folder.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

I like how Robbie Rotten's original Icelandic name is just literally just "Reckless Crime"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

The clock is ticking...

not too long until....

people call the PS4 retro

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

Is this just a me thing or...?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2021

meanwhile in the alternate timeline where nintendo kept the game boy line going and called the switch game man

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2021

I don't play any games even semi-competitively, but I find competitive game design really interesting. I'd love to make a competitive game at some point.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2021

It's surprising there aren't more companies trying to make competitive kart racers - there's certainly a market for them, just look at KartRider or - if Korea's too long a mental flight - CTGP Revolution.

The closest we've really got from a major studio is CTR, but the very poor online and the devs' refusal to balance out the engine classes made it dead on arrival despite shining potential.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2021

My biggest hope for the new Nintendo Direct is non-character Smash news.

Maybe the mystery DK game if it exists.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2021

I really dislike this trend of anime-styled cartoons calling themselves anime. It feels like the animation industry is playing into the stigma against American animation and the word cartoon as opposed to actively trying to extinguish it.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2021

Toree 3D can thank its success pretty much entirely to Balan Wonderworld - which Balan Wonderworld itself cannot say.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2021

Swan Lesson is a bit of a meme as "the most unfitting song in Smash", but I can kinda see what they were going for by including it - it makes a great BGM if you imagine the battle as an honourable duel between legendary warriors or something like that as opposed to a brutal deathmatch or a bunch of wacky characters having a violent party. If Smash Wii U had it on a stage like Coliseum or Bridge of Eldin rather than Duck Hunt I think more people would've interpreted it that way.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2021

And here I was thinking adding a pixelation blur filter would increase required processsing power...

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2021

This may sound like a joke, but Waluigi in Fortnite would make a lot of sense. He's the only Mario character who really fits the Fortnite proportions, the Fortnite dances fit his personality perfectly, both are memetically divisive, and being a character with a bigger Western fandom than Japanese he'd fit well into Fortnite's American pop culture megacrossover.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2021

Including April instead of the remaining two turtles or Shredder is like having Daisy, a Goomba, or Kamek as Mario's second rep instead or Luigi, Peach, or Bowser

Which is why Sakurai should be taking notes.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2021

Oh Sakurai, of all the games to break the "use the first world" semi-rule for...

You chose the game where the first world looks like a lategame world and the last stage looks
like an earlygame world.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2021

I wrote a trophy description for if Melee teased WarioWare as well as Animal Crossing and Cubivore

Jimmy T.
When fabulous disco star Jimmy T. isn't busting moves on the dance floor, he's developing Microgames: short and frantic minigames you have to clear within an increasingly short time frame. He may seem like an odd character, but that's nothing compared to his co-workers: a taxi-driving dog and cat; a centuries-old alien; and samurai toddlers are among the fresh new faces making wild games under their powerful boss, the one and only - actually, let's wait for the official release to say who!

FUTURE RELEASE

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2021

The use of the wording "capitalise on their fear" in relation to Patrick is very ominous

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2021

I have a gut feeling the benders (Avatar reps) will be low-tier in Nick Brawl.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2021

I like how off-model Jigglypuff's Spirit art is. It's very fitting for a character who's popularity peaked during the Golden Age of Off-Model Video Game Promo Art.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2021

I like how the Wallace & Gromit statue bench is placed in a way that makes it so that if you sit on it a Gregg's will be directly in the middle of your line of sight.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2021

My prank pink has finally showed up!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2021

I'm so glad Crusade went for the Native Fortress as Crash's stage instead of N. Sanity Beach.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2021

I feel like Gyromite, as a Smash stage, is more memorable for not existing than it would be if it did.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2021

It's really cool how Weegee's stage in Crusade isn't some Meme Run-esque meme hell but rather just a regular location associated with the memes, kinda shows that as silly as he is there is a genuine respect for the Weegee character's history and legacy.

~~though i wouldve gone with im meens dungeon but whatever.~~

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2021

It's funny how now that Smash is focusing on big show-stoppers, the fangames that once succeeded by making those dreams come true are now putting in the absurd and unpredictable retro characters people originally played these games to avoid.

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