Wario Wario Wario

THE VIRGIN "QUIRKY" JRPG
-Title only relates to the first 3 minutes of the game
-Ad proudly announces the game "stinks"
-Final boss based on a misinterpretation of a B-movie, has nothing to do with it either way.
-Terrible inventory system and tedious combat
-Puzzles amount to being told to do something ridiculous and then wondering if the game seriously means it
-Inspired Yiik

VS.

THE CHAD SPANKY'S QUEST
-Title is a sex joke
-Recommended by Archie himself
-Final boss is a witch who throws basketballs and turns into a crow
-No inventory system, nor combat
-All puzzles
-Did not inspire Yiik

(JK, I love EarthBound (as a story at least) and have never played Spanky's Quest)

I like how even the people who distribute Almost Naked Animals are willing to admit it's kinda innapropriate subject matter for a kids' show.

I decided to make my own 90s game ad.

Rainbow Dash is cancelled.

Based on a small piece of drama on the Smash Infinite thread...
I fall into team "Crysis is retro" BTW.

Remember kids:
"No relevancy" is an argument FOR, not an arument against!

I don't get why they chose Doge as a mascot for a crpytocurrency when there's clearly a more fitting dog mascot choice.



this is just a joke, I know he's copyrighted and Doge was at its peak in the early days of Bitcoin

Reject modernity

Return to tradition

Every time someone calls a blue-and-white Mario "SMG4" and not Stanley the Bugman I die a little inside.

It's funny to me how a certain user (won't say who) on this website has a signature denouncing the idea of even having unwanted Smash characters or being disappointed in a reveal, but he also disregards a lot of characters, specifically Waluigi, just for being base game ATs.

Since Wumpa Fruit are called apples in Japan, I wonder what Wumpa League will be localised as over there...

I'm generally someone who's all for transformative localisation with new intent, plotlines, characters, character and location names, jokes, e.t.c. - but there are bad localisations, and my favourite example of a terrible localisation is Bonanza Bros.

The original game was about burglars robbing a bank, but at the time games were being accused of promoting crime - this left Sega with two options, don't localise the game, or censor it.

They chose the latter, which makes sense and I won't argue against... but their localisation was super lazy. They left EVERYTHING intact, they still had bags of loot, stunned cops using tranquilisers, and snorted a bitcrushed "nyeh heh heh!"

They just added a description to the manual that said the Bonanza Bros. are detectives trying to recover evidence from corrupt businesses, and then contradicted it by adding an intro cutscene that said they were actual crooks but being hired to test out the security system of reputable businesses as to... prevent crime by doing crime? Guess the Bonanza Bros. work for the FBI

Really they could've just given them a deerstalker hat and a pipe, change the laugh to "Elementary!", put orange shirts in place of the cops' uniform and that would've worked - but no, Sega had to be lazy.

As a kid I thought the Super Game Boy border for Wario Blast was the Bombermen putting Wario on trial.

"Your YouTube channel has been demonitized for hosting illegally obtained footage of Elvis Presley dying on the toilet"

Let's play the Villains Wiki category guessing game. First up:

Cah.

It's just a lumppa metal

Four wheels

Of all the franchises ever, just in general, Ninja Turtles has the best rip-offs.

It's annoying to have my YouTube status bar filled with garbage channels I don't watch, but I must admit they sometimes have some quality memes.

Interesting, this old Atari/Intellivision-era Activision ad takes aim at console tribalism.

I like how the old 7up mascot, Fido Dido, was implied to be a omnipotent being.

DO NOT GOOGLE "ADJECTIVE FOR VERBAL HUMOUR" OR "SEGA EDUCATIONAL CONSOLE"

I can't help but get a bit of a warped satisfaction from PewDiePie trying to start smear campaigns against soulless but mostly harmless corporations twice in a row so he can win an imaginary contest with no reward, and neither working.


Let's be real here, most of PewDiePie's subscribers are probably dead accounts from when he played horror games, owned by people who have long since outgrown his style of humour.

It's weird, I usually love it when video games use cartoony art styles, but Friday Night Funkin's art style is really unappealing to me.

New Pokémon Snap is great and all, but you can only reach your fullest potential with competition.


btw the filename for this image on the spongebob wiki is "toenail22"

veggietales in the house season 2 episode 10

I'm interested in writing a character writeup guest article, does anyone know how I can submit one?

I'd say the most iconic/important gaming series yet to have ANY Smash rep are Space Invaders, Grand Theft Auto, Angry Birds, and Mortal Kombat. Crash Bandicoot and Five Nights at Freddy's are honourable mentions

Game idea:

A world where music is outlawed, so our peppy punk-rock heroes fight to get it back...

through peaceful protest. They're not pretentious anti-authoritarian idiots and thus know that playing loud music in public (AKA a major felony) as an act of protest will ensure arrest.

Yeah... I don't think this concept has appeal. Can't really imagine what kind of gameplay it'd be. A tycoon sim but a for a charity? I dunno.

Gumball predicted 2021's Switch GOTY

Every time someone uses game sales to prove a game or series is better than another, just remember this:

and know they're right.

I think I have a knack for this "fake box art" thing.

You vs. the JRPG sidekick she tells you not to worry about.

Redesign by @ supermmairoland on Twitter.

The most "savage burn" I have ever been on the recieving end of was when I was a little kid and learned I could change the tone of my voice - I asked different people at my school if they wanted me to do impressions of any cartoon characters, and one teacher said "can you do a Gromit impression?"

I wish all
YouTubers who record mentally vulnerable people's public meltdowns and publicly share them as comedy material
a very
WATERBOARDING

Just a joke. I do not condone torture.

Smash Infinite creation thread:


Mario Kart 9 creation thread:


PlayStation All-Stars 2 creation thread:

A modern day Nostradamus

Run from it...
Dread it...

The China pandering newcomer arrives all the same


Wait a minute-

OK, we already got it. Two more 1P shill picks it is.

If the "bonus fighter" listing isn't just a bundle of all the existing DLC I'll use a Joker (Persona 5) PFP for a week. If it's a Fighters' Pass 3 I'll use a Joker (DC) PFP for a week.

I like how if you have a large enough following, you can just point at a random image, tell people it's a meme, and warp people's perceptions of humour beyond recognision for your own twisted desires