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Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Nintendo execs: "Hello Mr. Wario Wario Wario, we would like to use your character for our game, Super Smash Bros. Epic"
Me: "Can you put in the iconic 1990s platforming superstar Bubsy Bobcat instead?"
Nintendo execs: "No, we can't just make such a sudden and controversial change to our pla-"
Me: "I'll pay you double of what I'd give for Daniel to include him, and I don't even own or make money off the character!"
Nintendo execs: "Fine."
Me: "Also the trailer must be about Daniel generously giving away his invitation to Bubsy out of the kindness of his heart."
Nintendo execs: "The Twitter account is going to be nuked for this."
Me: "Affirmative. That's what you get for rejecting my pitch for a Drill Dozer remake."

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I remember reading once that there was this Facebook meme account that was run by wacky teenagers but disguised as a boomer account and filled all their memes with lines about drinking out the garden hose as a conspiracy to convince younger generations that boomers used to drink out of the garden hose. I cannot find any proof this hoax was ever a thing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

The worst thing about Smash speculation isn't crackpot theories or toxicity, it's the damn bandwagon.

As someone who supports Waluigi, Eggman, and Muddy Mole, trust me: having your most wanted seen as a joke or meme > having your most wanted's existence not known to even the most die hard speculators >>>>>>>>> having your most wanted become a bandwagon.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Sun and Moon had the best human designs in Pokémon, at least male.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I'm 18 and a half, a young man, I should not be laughing so hard while singing "It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, you can't hide, it's genocide."

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Andross should get in Smash, have his down B be identical to Fox's, and be called "Monkey Shine"

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

FILM THEORY: MR. KRABS IS A NAZI!
Proof: "Eugene Krabs" could be shortened to "Eugene K." which sounds vaguely like "eugenics"

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Mario characters get more characterization in oddly specific sports spin-offs than they do in main series games or the more popular spin-offs. A Mario Kart game with dialogue would be amazing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I saw a "YouTube Kids be like" video using the Zool Babies, and I felt REALLY old when I saw none of the comments were about the Savage Babies. I am now officially a meme boomer.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Kids, I spent your college funds on the Sausage Party slots. They're with Seth Rogen now.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

The theming of the OG Talking Tom is so weird - I think they were going for a sort of Top Cat look, like an alley cat wandering a city, but it comes off more like you've got him cornered and are about to mug him.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I swear, if I get that damn John Lewis ad with the acapela singing and the babies ONE.MORE.TIME.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Best sheet on the Spriters Resource

PC / Computer - Antonball Deluxe - hi - The Spriters Resource

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Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Will Waluigi get in FP2?
Not counting on it, but it wouldn't be surprising.

Assuming it exists, will Waluigi get in a Smash 7? (or 6 if you can't count)
Absolute lock.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

The Maggie shorts have been the only good thing to come out of the Simpsons for almost two decades now. I'll have to watch the Star Wars one when I next get Disney+.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I'm suing the Carribean for naming an archipelago after me,

JK. I'm asexual. Kinda. I don't know if having sexual desires but only for extremely specific and absurd things with nothing to do with sex makes you asexual.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I'm not sure which of these were submitted by sexually premature 13 year olds and which were submitted by wacky 13 year old memers.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Yeah, I buy and sell NFTs.

Nocturnal
Forest
Turtles

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

I keep on forgetting "Gabriel" is considered an exclusively masculine name. It sounds ridiculously feminine.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

I can't believe one of the most popular YouTube channels of all time is adorned with these freaks. Surely a small child's basic "I like this, but I don't like this" response would be enough to create an adversion to these Ice Age Baby-tier character designs? Especially to the spider thing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

Marketable baby spin-offs grow a really tragic edge when you realise most of these scrappy kids grew up to become violent madmen

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

Why the hell don't streaming services have a random episode option for episodic shows designed to be viewed out of order? I just wanna binge a random string of old Simpsons episodes with no clue what they'll be.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

Just remembered this episode exists and burst into rage.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

I keep on having dreams about these stairs from Bonanza Bros. Even when I'm lucid dreaming, the stairs still show up somehow.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

Don't ever make a film with "Good" in the title. You'll be opening the floodgates of snark if it bombs.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

Credit to Summitsphere (Antonball Deluxe guys)

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

If Smashboards introduced gif PFP support, first thing I'd use is Dixie Kong's eyes dilating.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

Did you know that Pac-in-Time was a reskin of a game named after the reaction to Lola Bunny's redesign?

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2021

-Technically debuted in a video game
-Connected to Pokemon

Well guys, we found a loophole to get Garfield in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2021

If you're ever scared of a robot uprising, just go to the subreddit "YellowSonic" and all fears will quenched.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2021

I decided to look up the Garfield comic from the day I was born. Got one that uhh... could be interpreted as transphobic.

Garfield by Jim Davis for July 31, 2002 | GoComics.com

View the comic strip for Garfield by cartoonist Jim Davis created July 31, 2002 available on GoComics.com

www.gocomics.com

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2021

If a kid in 10 or 20 years time asks you what the 2010s were like, show them this image:

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2021

Please stop copy-and-pasting song lyrics into statuses. It's annoying as hell.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2021

Continuing from that last status...

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2021

A game that's dated the moment it launches will usually age better than a game initially lauded as revolutionary.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2021

A complete compilation of all Wario games, Land; Ware; and spin-offs alike, would be a dream come true. Not gonna happen under Bowser's Nintendo though.

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