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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2020

In a way, it's a miracle Sonic 06 turned out so abhorrent. Say what you will about Boost-era stories and tone, but anything's better than a Sonic game with a strange faux-fantasy plot and dull, generic levels. A lot of people complain about the psychedelic candy lands in Colours and Lost World, but that is much more authentic Sonic than any of the glorified tech demos in 06.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2020

This is the most capitalist headline I've read in a while https://insidethemagic.net/2020/11/aflac-duck-disney-movie-tm1/

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2020

ANIME GUIDE TO DESIGNING MONSTERS AND OTHER CREATURES:

Step 1. Draw a cute girl
Step 2. Add outlandish, unrealistic skin colour

Done.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2020

There's a FP2 theory that's been on my mind for a while now. I call it "Target Demographic Theory", or the "Kids Theory" for short.

-Notice how FP1 is marketed. It's suave, sassy, and dark. More appealing to an older audience.

-FP2 has a very lively and fun gold palette to it, as well as a giant, not-so-subtle Smash symbol in the background, something that'd make kids more likely to beg their parents to buy.

-FP1's lineup consists of 4 adult/teen-oriented characters, and a family friendly character who's been MIA since 2008 and hasn't been relevant since 2000.

-Now consider FP2's lineup. Min Min, a character from a really recent game with bouncing and lively characters, and Steve, a character who, although popular with all demographics, is most popular among kids.

If anyone has more things to pile on to the theory, tell me.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2020

We should start a petition to get Nickelodeon to bring back Patrick with resting partially closed eyelids.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2020

The modern Rayman games (Origins/Legends) are surprisingly divisive. I always assumed everyone loves them but nope, a lot of people do not like them.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 12, 2020

This is the musical equivalent of that one meme where the Treasure Master kid says "life is meaningless!"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 12, 2020

When you want to rip off a Shigeru Miyamoto game but Mario or Zelda would be too risky

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 12, 2020

The words "great" and "totally" are used sarcastically so much that you may as well make that their main dictionary definition.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 12, 2020

Deepest lore.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 12, 2020

My main problem with Geno is that he could push Waluigi out. It's admittedly a bit of an irrational fear given we got both Roy and Corrin in 3DS/Wii U (meaning multiple DLC for the same series isn't off the table) and both Steve and Banjo got in SSBU. (proving fan rivalries mean nothing)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

Now I can see this in HQ... it looks like 2000s cel-shaded game graphics. Something out of Cel Damage or Wind Waker.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

UK: Ok, so the US have this giant celebration of their country with fireworks since that's when their independence was declared, we need something to celebrate with fireworks too! uh... uhh... umm.... one flip through a British history book later Perfect! a failed terrorism attempt!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

I straight up reset my cache because YouTube is down. God damn it.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

youve got a friend inme

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

I don't know how you can look at these two characters and think one can be the other's echo fighter.

Semi-clone? absolutely. Echo? no.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

It really annoys me how a very small amount of the Mario Maker costumes just have a random appearance listed instead of their debut. You know what? I'm gonna fix the inaccurate ones

Mario: Donkey Kong
Luigi: Mario Bros.
Trampoline: Donkey Kong Jr.
Mario (Silver): Super Mario 64
Mario (Gold): New Super Mario Bros. 2
Shy Guy: Yume Kojo: Doki Doki Panic (same for Birdo)
Wario: Super Mario Land 2: The Six Golden Coins
Donkey Kong: Donkey Kong Country
Mr. Game & Watch: Ball
Arwing: Starwing
Toadette: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Shaun the Sheep: A Close Shave
Undodog: Mario Paint

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

I love the concept of Bowsette - not because I actually like it, but rather because it's rather poorly thought out and as such super easy to subvert and turn into the most off-putting, unsexual thing ever.

What happens if you wear multiple Super Crowns? Would forcing someone to wear a Super Crown against their will count as sexual assault? If a non-sapient being put on a Super Crown would they just end up being an animal in a human body, or even left in perpetual torment over their newfound sapience like that one Animorphs book with the ant? Are there Super Crown equivalents for less visually appealing characters like Wario or Madame Brood? What if an ugly Mario species like the Lunge Fish were to wear it? What if Peach herself wore it? Could overuse of the Super Crown lead to nigh-incurable body dysmorphia?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

This blog is the best thing ever: https://www.are.na/evan-collins-1522646491

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

As a UK 2000s kid, this image looks like it came from a terrifying alternate dimension where pure barbarism is accepted and celebrated.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

My copy of Mad Rat Dead came in. Loved the demo so I can't wait to play the full game.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

America gets this masterpiece of a Switch skin:

We in the UK have to settle for this bootleg looking garbage:

Yes, that atrocity is officially licensed merchandise.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

"Freakazoid is back!" YES!
"in Teen Titans Go." STILL YES!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

When I get a house of my own, it will look like this. Complete with Disney-Pixar's Monsters Inc.™: Laugh Floor.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

Idea: instead of turning the abstract geometric male characters into cute girls, turn the cute girls into abstract geometric male characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

There sure are a lot of surprisingly well animated edgy angst-ridden Ed Edd n' Eddy fan continuations.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

Names for a 3D square:

box
cube
station 2

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

"Silky Smooth 60FPS"

"Crispity Crunchity 30FPS"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

I had a dream that I can barely remember, except one detail: Me shouting in excitement Etika-style at the sight of the Mario Paint title screen.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

If I was asked to do the fighters' passes and had insight into what they'd be up to Steve beforehand here's who I'd choose:

Bonus:
Muddy Mole

FP1:
Crash Bandicoot
Banjo-Kazooie
Hero
Terry
Doomguy

FP2:
Waluigi
Steve
PaRappa the Rapper
Dr. Eggman/Tails/Knuckles (3 characters and stages for the price of 1, if you think that's cheating choose whichever one you like best)
CJ (GTA)
Space Invader

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

"Green Hill is looking more like Sand Hill right now"

I get this is a reference to a real Sonic zone, but I think "Green Hill is looking more like Beige Hill right now" would work better.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

Honestly I think the unblinking Jigglypuff with a resting open smile from the first 3 Smash games looks better than the more expressive iteration from the most recent 3.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

"SPEND MORE TIME MAKING YOUR GAMES!"
4 years later...
"WHAT'S WITH THE NEWS DRAUGHT?"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

Virgin 15.ai:
Only has two good voices, one was removed and the other is also on Vo.codes
Avoids adding features specifically because they've been requested
Fragile servers
Front page is filled with fancy lingo nobody can understand

the Chad Vo.codes:
Many amazing voices, something for everyone
Has a voice request room on the Discord
Servers rarely go down
About page is simple and to the point

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

If you ever want to be in a zen-like state of indifference and boredom, watch a new Simpsons episode, preferably a pirated YouTube upload that skips 20 seconds every 3 minutes

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

Yeah, I'm changing this icon pronto. If you need to understand this and my last status, it was the Vinesauce Thomas face.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

This icon makes every single thing I say sound ironic or sarcastic. I'm not sure if I like that or not.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

There are 3 individual YouTube videos that sync Wallace & Gromit footage to Three Days Grace's Animal I've Become. Only one is ironic.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

Smash fans: "WHERE'S WARIO'S SHOULDER BASH???"

Pizza Tower fans: "WHY DOES PEPPINO HAVE WARIO'S SHOULDER BASH???"

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