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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2020

Even though there's absolutely no reason for it, it would be kinda nice for Waluigi to get his own gamma series symbol, as to bridge the gap of him being a Wario-related character who doesn't appear in Wario games. That being said I think the preferable outcome would be him getting the Mario series symbol but the Wario victory theme.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2020

Of all my most wanted, the only ones I can actually see happening in FP2 are Crash and Wah.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2020

I'm kinda curious about this "brief message from Sakurai" thing. Is it about COVID's effects on SSBU development? a possible FP2 release window delay?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2020

Those "tricking tech support scammers" YouTube channels were funny at first, but now they're basically just doxxing people.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2020

The Mario 3D All-Stars reveal trailer shows the only 3 examples of redrawn textures in 64. Surely this could count as false advertising by omission?

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2020

Never forget Butch Hartman's terrible Carls Jr. cartoon

OK, seriously though - is this even legal? it's a scummy marketing practice comparable to Linus the Lionhearted.

I like how the sssnake hisssssesss every word with an SSS sssyllable excccept "Carls"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2020

I honestly don't see what's so special about Wario's shoulder bash. It's really just a generic platformer rush attack all things considered, it works perfectly as a dash attack. I don't know how you could play as a guy who runs over people with a motorbike and say "God, I wish he rammed into people with his shoulder instead."

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2020

I have always seen this and always will.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2020

"So, how can we fight the rising crime rate?"

"Perhaps we could criminalise parental behaviours that have a direct link to children growing up to be aggressive?"

"Legalise victimless crimes?"

"Put more money into a rehabilitation system?"

"Ban dangerous weapons that only exist to kill?"

"Nah, let's throw people into grimy rooms with no mental health support and shout at them all day after shaming them first and last name on television, that'll do the trick."

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2020

Adverts that try to tell me "the ladies will love you when you put this on!" just make me just think "thank god I'm aromantic".

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2020

Brown is such an underrated colour. Like, do people dislike it because of poop? if so that's stupid because nobody slanders red because of blood or yellow because of piss.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2020

"NO! YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE WARIO A FART ATTACK! IT'S DISGUSTING AND HE NEVER DID IT IN THE WARIO LAND GAMES!"

"haha funny bike man goes brap"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2020

Pixar needs to make a feature length 2D animated movie. Their new Sparkshort "Burrow" looks so good, as do the 2D characters in Soul.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2020

I was thinking of starting a general support thread for serpentine fighters. Turns out there aren't many serpentine video game characters, like in general, let alone ones people would actually care about.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2020

Not that they would, but if Nintendo were to straight up just steal another company's game and put it on a cartridge without getting consent or giving royalties, I feel people would still defend them.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2020

Finally, the most important scientific breakthrough of the millennium.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2020

The hunter becomes the haunted

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2020

1986: Mario vs. Alex Kidd
1991: Mario vs. Sonic
2017: Sonic vs. also Sonic

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2020

I had this ridiculous dream where a reconstructed, multicoloured, dinosaur with leaves for scales-er, feathers- and visible bones came to one of my old schools, and even though I knew it was made of leaves and couldn't harm me, I was still terrified out of my mind.

Also half way through the dream I sung Disney Renaissance karaoke for no reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2020

It says a LOT about Disney's monopoly on animation when people use the term "Non/Disney" to refer to animated fairy tale stories.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2020

"Why is media nowadays so corrupt? can't we just go back to the wholesome days of family values?"

Said "wholesome days of family values":

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2020

Memes this year have included:

Banjo-Kazooie (90s)
Fanboy & Chum Chum (2010s)
Clone High (2000s)

Now we just need a meme of something from the 80s, preferably a video game, and the holy quartet of decades will be complete.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2020

Suddenly Chicken Little is relevant for some reason. I don't know why.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2020

I have finally discovered the Ignore button... I've needed this for a long time.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2020

I can't stop laughing over GoAnimate Arthur's ear.

Grounded videos are some of the best "so bad it's good" stuff online. Honestly I can't help but respect them, they are creatively absurd and I get the feeling a lot of the kids who make this stuff will go on to be very successful.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2020

I remember one time I praised Nick Robinson's videos on SmashBoards, and someone told me he was a "serial rapist".

Turns out all he did was flirt with people 3 years ago, which he apologised for.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2020

Why does the Fat Yoshi Rivals character have a better Yoshi moveset than Smash?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2020

"Goomba in a hat" isn't a criticism of Bandanna Waddle Dee as a Smash newcomer, it's more a criticism of him as a character design.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2020

Remember the time someone hacked into Sony Music's Twitter to post "britney spears is dead by accident" and people somehow genuinely believed it?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2020

I don't get the logic behind dismissing a group as a "vocal minority" - surely if said minority is VOCAL they're the more devoted crowd, and will be more pleased about their requests being met? Quality over quantity, y'know?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2020

The PAL box art for Tak & the Power of Juju depicts what may just be the most pathetic attempt at a Dreamworks face in existence.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2020

"Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is the most ambitious crossover event in history"

Peter Kay:

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2020

Might solve a mystery,
or rewrite history

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2020

Shadow is basically just a fusion of all 3 Sega reps in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2020

It'll always be funny to me that Betty Boop is promoted nowadays as a "flirtatious sex icon" despite the fact the original Betty Boop cartoons were anything but sexual.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2020

Say what you will about modern memes, at least they have actual jokes and aren't just a full SpongeBob episode sped up to half its length or random My Little Pony songs put in G-major.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2020

WHEN THAT Yamaha DX7 from Wikipedia, the free encylopedia KICKS IN

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2020

"Denver the Last Dinosaur" is so unabashedly 80s that if you showed someone this image without context they'd think it was a parody image made in the 2010s for a CollegeHumour article.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2020

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