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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2024

I think I might be obsessed with Buc-Ees after that video I posted

So, it's not like a Moto, it's ALL Buc-Ees? They don't have KFCs or Subways in there?
The Texan-to-non-Texan ratio is insane - 15 out of Texas total, 35 in Texas?
They aren't just "renowend" for their billboards, they buy like strings of 7 in a row on a motorway.
Weird amount of attention to their toilets in marketing?
I think there's more beaver theming here than Mickey theming at Disneyland
BEAVER NUGGETS? WTF??
THE CHEFS WEAR COWBOY HATS????????
So, is Hodwy just non-political Covfefe?
Is this thing part-fashion brand too????
THEY BANNED A DUCK FOR LIFE??????

So yeah, this is, like, American maximalism at its most maximal. I feel the same way about this that I felt when I found out about Chuck E. Cheese online as a kid.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2024

If copyright still had to be manually renewed after 28 years, I'm not 100% confident that Nintendo would let its wacky So Obscure IPs like Stunt Race FX or Mole Mania or whatever become public domain - HOWEVER, there is no way this guy would still be copyrighted (at least in the US) post-2021.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2024

This is NOT the detail I should be focusing on at all, but one of the Nintendo whistleblower reports mentioned that Nintendo (of America at least) does not have a lore database and instead just asks devs to use fan wikis.

The Great Ape War could've become canon.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2024

I like how Smash Bros. Lawl rosters always have a bunch of characters that aren't memes, or sometimes even funny at all, just because the person making the movesets likes them.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2024

why are people STILL making video essays about wish.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2024

For some reason, IGDB has "bleach" and "chocolate" as blacklisted tag keywords. I was submitting articles about advergames made for Creme Egg and Clorox.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2024

In the Rocksteady patch, they gave Korra Maypull dair.

Peak. Absolute peak.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2024

I know "public domain horror movies are an astroturfing campaign to make people oppose the public domain" is an obvious joke theory, and I've always defended the right for what I call "Poohsploitation" films to exist, but... god damn. There is no other explanation for the existence of a solo Piglet horror movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2024

This video is what literally every description of a regionally-specific thing aimed at people from other regions sounds like, even if it's from my own region.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2024

I got recommended a YouTube video called "Top 10 Bins at Alton Towers" and I'm very disappointed to find out it's a meme video and not an actual top 10.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2024

the new monkey balls' names and marketing all feel like they were made to optimise grandma-confusion statistics.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2024

please stop approving these stupid moveset remake articles.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2024

You know the video essay's gonna be good when it's about something from 2005 or whatever and opens with "In 1885..."

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2024

i hope we can get a fierce rivalry like this between the donkey solo movie and the donkey kong solo movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2024

super smash bros fans when the children's game makes extremely minor barely-noticable alterations to content to be more appropriate for children

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2024

I think NASB2 must've gotten some major optimisation updates - be that gameplay or performance - recently because

still prefer nasb1

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2024

how does this play into undertale lore

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2024

i was reading the multiversus thread and thought the "discord stage" was like the twitter stage from infinite. it was *AMBIGIOUSLY FORTUNE*aly not.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2024

bought a homebrew channel t shirt.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2024

what do you mean max design pro is a monkey and not a gerbil.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2024

Gagadage

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Gada

WHAT? Help me!

tick tick tick

smw power up

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2024

i was about to post about how proud i am of having nominated the expired cow, the rtc character between all threads with the lowest chance and want, getting 0s in both chance and want from all participants, but i found out that mvs rtc has multiple characters who nobody bothered to rate so technically they beat the expired cow - with the first to claim such a prestiege being larry david.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2024

You wanna know the Mario sub-series that actually WOULD benefit from the Nintendo crossover treatment? Game & Watch Gallery. Maybe I'm just biased as a Reskin Enjoyer, but Octopus with Link sneaking past a Guardian or Manhole with Animal Crossing characters would be awesome

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2024

i don't get the pillsbury doughboy. how is uncooked (non-cookie) dough supposed to be an appetising image for food boxes.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2024

i'm reading corporate facebook accounts to see all the comments made by old people, and the official garfield account posted garfeldi, and i just realised that if nasb2 rtc was still a thing, i could nominate garfeldi

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2024

"Kong Holiday" comes very close, but I think I am a "Funny Kong" guy at heart. Shoutouts to "Mr. Kong" too.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2024

i was playing nasb2 with sound low and thought plankton shouted "take a piss!"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

i actually love the character design and voice for the new norm, i wish he was in a good show written with good intentions and like, had an arc.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

how the hell is pocket dogs (2004) like the only game ever to have an aromantic toggle in character creation.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

i watched two multi-hour video essays about air bud yesterday, and something that stuck in my mind is that when the real air bud lost one of his paws, miramax wanted to turn into an inspirational image for kids, but disney just wanted to replace the dog.

that is cartoonishy evil, but like, in the purple pie-man sense, not the skeletor sense. technically nobody got harmed, but they just made the world marginally worse for no real reason. the guy who did that is probably still getting invited to the happy ending dance party.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

I get that people mean it in a joking manner, but there's something a little bit off to me about people calling edgy Mario fan animations "childhood trauma".

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

The NASB2 story mode is good if repetitive gameplay-wise, and I think it suffers majorly from a lack of character interaction (even if it is surprising just how much they squeezed in there coming off of NASB1), but these go so hard that it might actually make it the best story mode in a multiplayer game ever.

The idea of a character like Rocko or Squidward inexplicably gaining the ability to majorly damage a god in one hit because the multiverse is in danger is awesome and hilarious at the same time, and no amount of reused out-of-context episode quotes or weapon animations choppily edited to look vaguely like a punch changes that.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

Using the DK Bongos is probably the worst thing I've ever done willingly to my hands (keep in mind that I have 2000+ hours in NASB1), Donkey Konga works way better in every way with shoulder buttons on the GCN controller, but I also think they're one of the best things Nintendo ever made.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

i remember reading ages ago, possibly around the time the movie came out, that the "according to all known laws of aviation" quote was coined by jack black and that it was included in bee movie as a weird cryptic marketing ploy for kung fu panda, but i cannot find any proof that was a thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

People will ask why "Smash Clones" aren't more "original" as if Smash isn't a game where you can play as obvious pastiches of Ellen Ripley, Rocky Balboa, Astro Boy, Alan Tracy, King Kong, Muttley, and Snake Plisskin as well as literal French literary icon Arsène Lupin, and the most requested Smash characters don't include equally-as-obvious pastiches of the Tazmanian Devil, Boyacky, Chuck E. Cheese, and the webcomic Helvetica that only 7 people read.

Keep in mind, I do think summarising these characters as just "pastiches" is reductive, all of them are in some way an original concept (even Actual Arsène Lupin from Books) and don't have to be either, but that's the point I'm trying to make.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

listen out to me on this, imagine if, in a nintendo all-stars smash game, this sound played on every zoom hit

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2024

it's so funny how the wii sports reboot is being judged like an esport where playercounts matter remotely whatsoever. not that playercounts (should) matter at all for anything that isn't a battle royale, but still, there's a level of comedy to people trying to "dead game" or "the rise and fall" ****ing wii sports

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