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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2024

Every time I see people complain about Assist Trophy choices and their alleged shift in priority over time, I'm always taken aback by what people classify as "rightfully" an assist where Shovel Knight/Isaac/Waluigi/whoever isn't... like, you can't imagine this thing's moveset?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

Just found out that Rube Goldberg wrote the first Three Stooges movie. That is a big "That explains everything" moment.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

Antonblast Switch port delayed... gonna have to play Ball Deluxe in the meantime.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

is robot homestar runner from the spriters resource attribution infographics elegible for smash

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

just realised that scratchin' melodii dbz song has a nasb 2 reference

nice.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

They should've put in Tiger and Iggy

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

I think it's funny how the New Norm merchandise is basically encouraging people to buy gay beer. It's like the chaotic... neutral counterpart to Wall-E NFTs.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

I got my mods working for Ring Racers, damn this is GOOD.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

me when i do my 9999999999999999th ultimate roster rework despite (or because of) my relentless hatred for it

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2024

I'm trying to play Ring Racers, but troubleshooting the 100+ mods for crashes is hell. (I miss you Klasky Csupo robot and Funky Kong...)

Also you can have Two Flickies in this game unmodded using the buddy system. I think accidental customization memes are way funnier than both official memes and meme mods. Shoutouts to 7 Grand Dad in Mario Odyssey

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2024

I still can't believe there's a long running video game series called "The Legend of Heroes". That sounds like a fake game form a cartoon that isn't intended to be a joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2024

A while back I wanted to do a Smash roster with a newcomer for EVERY SINGLE DAY from Ultimate's release to Sora's.

All I remember is that Dry Bones might have been a really early character, Jingle was the first Christmas character, and the pre-planned finale was a 3-hit punch of Sora, Waluigi, and then some third history pick nobody cares about.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2024

Anti-woke elder millennial grifters did NOT break the cycle

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2024

The Hunger Games/Subway "standing up to a dystopian government is equivalent to choosing your own sandwich" ad comes off A LOT worse now they're pushing this **** on everyone

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2024

Browing Bluesky, probably not gonna make an account, but there's some good stuff here

kev (@kevsomeone.bsky.social)

“bubsyposting” Four comedic drawings I did based on Bubsy quotes.

bsky.app

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2024

I'M FREE.

Well, I also lost half of my nose in the War of the Kangaroos, Wallabies, and Eucalyptus Leaves, but who cares.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2024

"This sucks actually" "Literal coolest thing ever"

New Zelda: Echoes Of Wisdom Animation Short Is So Very, Very Boring

*Pokes* ... do something

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2024

I am NOT doing No JonTron January. Only because that "Bird vs. Camel" song goes hard. If that did not exist it would be a cakewalk for a commulist like me.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2024

youtube algorithm, i really don't care about the "my chill new character discourse".

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2024

Died 1995
Born 2024

Welcome back 3-way handheld console wars.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2024

learning the deep garfield eats lore on the quinton reviews/disney dan crossover podcast. fascinating stuff.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2024

Playing through Cookie Clicker, and it's really weird how this of all things does get a lot better once you start considering strategy and not just saving for the strongest items over and over again (though I don't get the point of selling items)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2024

Been thinking about Link and Zelda's Smash redesigns lately... don't crucify me for this but uhh...

I don't think Young Cranky should just be an echo anymore

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2024

If an Angry Birds or Crash character ever got in Smash, they should be able to destroy the blast boxes with any kind of single hit. It's a source accurate easter egg that's both non-intrusive in competitive play, but also really adds a tiny bit of extra strategy to casual play instead of being completely inconsequential/marginal.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2024

I think the whole "Marge goes back in time to assassinate Hitler while he watches Dumbo" thing in the modern Simpsons analysis is the first time a predictable "yep, of course that's a real episode!" video essayist joke has actually shocked me

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2024

Of all the completionist picks (Toad, Meowth, Ninten, e.t.c.), I think the most interesting ones are the two nobody really discusses: Peppy and Slippy.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2024

A weird amount of people seem to be convinced that self-deprecating marketing only popped up in the 2010s with the advent of social media, and not that a good 40-to-50% of reboots and franchise continuations in the 90s and 2000s didn't market themselves with characters from the original being turned off on TV or violently attacked by the new incarnations.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2024

You know you're supposed to choose a name yourself, right?

His name is actually Zelda.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2024

People make fun of Hungrybox for thinking "Travis" was Travis Scott, but I genuinely thought that was Travis from Mother 4/Oddity. That and thinking Steve's trailer was Space Invaders are my "haha funny 5-second misprediction" Smash moments

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2024

the amazon and star man got in the mario movie before smash lmao

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2024

Saw this years ago and completely forgot about it.... oh my god they have Melee post-battle stats now

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2024

THAT'S WHAT GREAT BAY'S THEME SONG SOUNDS LIKE???

No wonder it's not in Smash, Jesus.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2024

Vinny's Meat is from an MSN commercial...

microsoft smash roster makers, take note.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2024

watching the modern simpsons retrospective and facing dread realising there will VERY soon be a simpsons episode where homer is a 2000s scene kid in a gir hoodie.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2024

HyperSomari64
If this had happened just a few years earlier, perhaps the Terrytoons NASB dream could've been real

Ryan Reynolds’ Maximum Effort, ‘Free Guy’ Writer Matt Lieberman Team With Paramount Animation for ‘Mighty Mouse’ Movie (EXCLUSIVE)

'Free Guy' writer Matt Lieberman and Ryan Reynolds' production company Maximum Effort will develop a 'Mighty Mouse' movie for Paramount Animation.

variety.com

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2024

I never thought I'd see the day... the most cursed Disney lost media got found

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2024

You "characters aren't just functions!" guys know these are their own characters, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2024

just heard what mr burns sounds like now

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2024

Pre-ordered tickets to the probably-first ever public showing of Vengeance Most Fowl

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