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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2024

3D platformer fans are weird because they claim to care about the whole genre, but also get really mad at announcements that are very obviously a net positive for the genre just because they don't involve their favourite character.
"why doesn't anyone want to make 3d platformers

"
"PHIX THE ADVENTURE IS BACK!"
"that's not banjo/rayman, i cant believe phix the adventure got a new game before banjo, what an insult

"

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2024

oh my god they have a STREET SHARK

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2024

watching the game theory disney shared universe video and "scar survived being eaten and went to greece" might be one of the best things i've ever seen proposed in a fan theory. i love tinfoil hat stuff like that in my fan theories.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2024

I don't get why Smash is the only platform fighter to have a random stage filter - and at that, I don't get why Smash doesn't allow omegas, battlefields, and individual custom stages to be toggled.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 10, 2024

the simpson (singular) WHAT and run?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2024

BACK SPECIAL GANG

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2024

Looking back at this whole "Mario Mandate" mess I got caught into a long while back, the biggest red flag I really should've noticed immediately was that all the infographics said the "Soul Era" started in 2001.

They did NOT play Yoshi's Story or Yoshi's Island. if you were to split the creativity of every Nintendo game ever combined into a pie chart, those two would be the only games to get a non-decimal number percentage - and both of them are, even by my definition, spin-offs.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2024

Mario X Peach not being an official ship (anymore) is awesome. It's a really nice message for kids that romance isn't a reward, and it makes a good contrast when Bowser is shown to be a bit creepy like in the CGI movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2024

why is asma following me

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2024

wait, hold up, that "ancient marge" image is REAL? not just ai?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2024

Why has nobody thought to do a total conversion mod of Smash yet?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2024

why were almost all of the assist trophies in brawl so unreasonably tiny.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 8, 2024

I think one of my favourite weird Nintendotuber-isms is "EarthBound creator Shigisato Itoi" - like, yeah, he did do that, but that's leaving out a ton of context you could basically cover in two or three extra words, and is often kinda important to the specific conversation if it's about marketing or Nintendo hardware as a whole.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 8, 2024

aww hell yeah 6th anniversary of sega genesis classics for switch

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 8, 2024

For Tommy Tallarico's many unignorable faults, it's genuinely kinda badass that he got to claim the copyrights for the game music he made.... well, when he actually made it at least.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 8, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2024

Listen out to me on this, MVS devs (who are not reading)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2024

I just realised that "You'll forget the hardship, but the game will endure" isn't just a morally questionable statement, it's also a very

statement from Sakurai because he got an arm injury making two of the extremely few Nintendo games in the company's 50+ year gaming history (and probably the only ones outside of Pokemon and Ken Griffey Jr.) to be out-iterated Madden-style.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2024

I think the funniest thing about NASB and MVS speculation is that sometimes you'll see people holding vendettas against something like Top Cat from the 60s that they've clearly been holding in for years and didn't just develop through speculation debates.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2024

I've been watching 1980sGamer shorts "ironically", knowing damn well that is not a thing, and he's actually really growing on me lmao

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2024

just found out the sakurai "you'll forget the hardship" video came out extremely shortly after an untranslated report that hal was reprimanded by the labor board for not paying someone who worked overtime

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2024

how the **** did disney world have its 100th anniversary before the disney company. that makes no sense.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2024

just saw this meme and thought "hey... have i been wrong all this time?" for a solid 5 or so seconds before i remembered evolution is a thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2024

super mario 128 would be a banger smash stage. moldy green on light purple, with tiled logos all over the place? sign me the **** up.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2024

This masterpiece deserved better. I hope someone can recreate the quiz gameplay, if it isn't already in the seven seas.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2024

Talking Tom is a really funny character when taken out of the context of an app that repeats what you say. The idea of a post-talkies cartoon character who's whole gimmick - to the point it's in his name - is that he can talk is really funny. Especially if you choose willing ignorance and interpret it as some kind of weird, probably-non-parody-law-appliant dig at Tom & Jerry for not having dialog.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2024

Stages - whether casual or competitive - should be higher priority for platform fighters than characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2024

Fantastic Adventures of Sexrichard is good, but it's no Kekcroc.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2024

I don't think anyone would have ever found the Lavender Town theme scary if the first YouTube reupload of it didn't have reverb set to 151. (haha pokemon gen 1 jokes)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2024

Epic W

For pricing in Brazil, we have adjusted the regional price to 40 real.

We are also going to adjust pricing in Poland and Kazakhstan - stay tuned!
— ANTONBLAST IS GOTY 💥 (@Summitsphere) December 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2024

the bubsy 3d machine is featured on wikipedia's front page today.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2024

Spoiled myself on Antonblast's ending

Man, it is really funny, feels like a 2000s cartoon episode ending in the best way. Major Ed-boy energy.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2024

I like how this 3-year-old video has simultaniously aged really well (makes fun of 2010s-era simplified websites, something people still don't want) and really poorly (makes fun of 90s-era wacky character GIFs and autoplaying MIDIs, things people want back with more sincerity as opposed to irony nowadays)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2024

Something I've realised while looking up when certain characters enter public domain for a Wikimedia article is that UK copyright terms are actually WORSE than American copyright terms. "Death + 70 years" registers in the mind as "lower number = shorter", but it adds quite a few extra decades on to roughly the same length as the US term, as well as more ambiguity between who can be credited as an author - thank god for the rule of the shorter term.

I generally don't like Death + terms, it's a nice idea to eliminate copyright as soon as there's nobody who can reasonably take primary credit, and it has the benefit of having an entire world or library be avaliable at once in the right scenarios, but you either A. create a huge, hard-to-track instability in when content becomes PD, or B. practically encourage waiting for people to die.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2024

youtube randomly recommended me be prepared from the lion king and now it's the only thing i've listened to for 4 days in a row.

how does scar know what upstairs lights are

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2024

Every time I see people complain about Assist Trophy choices and their alleged shift in priority over time, I'm always taken aback by what people classify as "rightfully" an assist where Shovel Knight/Isaac/Waluigi/whoever isn't... like, you can't imagine this thing's moveset?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2024

Just found out that Rube Goldberg wrote the first Three Stooges movie. That is a big "That explains everything" moment.

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