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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

I love this logo because it is by far the most blatantly forced Marvel-ficiation I've ever seen in my life, but I mean it in an affectionate way if that makes sense. Like, yeah, this is what 2020s pop culture is going to be remembered for, isn't it? Is this how 90s adults felt when Space Jam came out?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

I absolutely want a significant copyright length shortening, but we also have to accept that if it happened, every gaming storefront - including Nintendo's (looking at you, Monkey Kong in New York) - would look like this for a week straight minimum.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is POINTLESS
Platform fighting: Most platformers have boss fights
Gaming history: They're not legally avaliable, get over it
1000+ songs: We have Spotify
Mario meeting Sephiroth: We have Coconut Fred

the last one is the only one i mean sincerely btw, though the overall sentiment... yes you know

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE
is sneakers o'toole public domain under the sam spade test
THAT WAS NOT LEGAL ADVICE

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

japanese arcade scrimblo lore:
"i am a satan, and i have transformed you into a kappa because it's funny"
"nooooooo!!!"

japanese arcade scrimblo gameplay:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

For as much people talk about "Disney's first gay character", "Disney's first original animated film" is way more confusing. They'll tell you Lion King was the first, but half of the Disney films prior were based on unreleased and lost material (Aristocats is a bizarre example of this, since said unreleased material was a film script, just a live action TV movie one) and a good chunk went beyond "unfaithful adaptation" into "we just took a character name and nothing else, we wasted licensing money"

Anyway, the first original Disney (company) animated film is Plane Crazy - short cartoons were made as films and not episodes, and Gallopin' Goucho and Steamboat Willie were parodies.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

Pokemon-only Smash roster. Thoughts?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

"listening to fans is good because they fixed Sonic!"
Well, second time's the charm, but first time it bit them in the arse come a decade.

i do like sc though, but no denying it did fail its long-term goal in the uhh... long term, and frontiers probably will too once the colours kids grow up. i don't think redesigning movie sonic was a bad choice (for quality) and a rare thing fans were right on, but i just wanted to do the "taking things literally" joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

astro bot rescue mission level 3-2

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2025

Turns out those weird Google sponsors were added by - of all things - an MP3 download extension???

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2025

I posted this gif to Tenor ages go, and was shocked by how unpopular it was given its instantly-relatable depicted-emotion and relatively memetic source material, but suddenly today it got an unprecedented amount of shares - 300 in 1 day, atop only 500 since its posting in September - did some sleuthing, and uhh... so this activity is likely localised entirely within Amelia Island, Florida because eating shrimp is a new years tradition there. I love it. Shoutouts to Amelia Island, Florida

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2025

Finally

File:The Skeleton Dance (1929).webm - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

He's the #3 of the "big 3 platformer mascots" and you have to accept it.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

The name "Dreamworks" becomes very funny when you learn the studio(')s(') history - that dream sure did... uh... work. Didn't really excell or match up to the dream, but it sure worked.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

Five Nights at the Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

AdBlock stopped filtering sponsored Google content, and jesus is Google just an ad site now? Uhh, yeah, I'm tempted to counterpick to Hugh's stage now.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

love wikimedia commons

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

Me: goes on a foreign Wikipedia for 4 seconds
Bot notifs:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

chowder youtooz is weirdly tempting

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

HOLY **** THEY FOUND IT

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

This song is really funny, because in the hyper-detached context Smash gives it you'd think it's some kind of mystery/police game a la Mappy, but the actual game is a sci-fi athletics game.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

copyright moment

Sega Admits It Doesn't Know How Many Games It Owns

...but it does appear to own the rights to Warp's games

www.timeextension.com

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

"Fixed Rilla Roo" is a very funny name, but I don't think it's as funny as "Real Velo". Something about the combination of this smug-ass CSS image and the description of him as "real" just cracks me up. (especially considering Fake Velo wasn't added until the penultimate update and isn't even called Fake Velo)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

Nintendo Reveals Japan's "Top 30" Most Downloaded Switch eShop Games Of 2024

Suika Game takes out the top spot

www.nintendolife.com

Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl sold better than Ultimate

Maybe The People do have good taste after all.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

cmc+ is so bad holy ****. i think i'm ok with no mods if i have to filter this.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

super smash bros. fans when stanley supershark has biting attacks (he didnt do that in the game, where the hell would they get the idea of a supershark biting from, are they insane)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

the fact that you have to download cmc+ with its morbillion gigabytes of characters to easily mod crusade

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

wario saliva discourse

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2024

It's weird how every MVS review will call out the game's capitalistic greed (rightfully) than immediately criticise it for putting in unconventional choices like Banana Guard and Reindog because that's "not what fans want". Sorry to break it to you, but appealing to fan demand is an offshoot of capitalist greed.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2024

german commercial: GUYS

is SPONGE ROBERT a...

MARSHMALLOW MATEY??

lost media fans: Good for him. Now show me that

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2024

Never knew how much I needed a non-tile-based 2D Mario until now. They should've been doing it this way since the DS.
also possible seizure warning, there's some really fast cuts

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2024

The term "influencer" sounds dystopian in a really unsubtle way. Like secondary school writing class unsubtle.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2024

are latest to oldest scroll feeds non-linear storytelling

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2024

Next week, one half of him returns to mankind's embrace. If anyone here lives to 2095, you know what to do next.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

Broke: Nabbit is Bowser Jr. in disguise
Woke: Jaw bibs are the Supreme hoodies of the Mario universe

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

uk people: TURN ON THE TV, IT MATTERS WHICH CHANNEL (BBC ONE)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

Wallace solos Goku because he could just use his Mind Manipulate-O-Matic to turn Goku into a frail British elder and himself into a Were-Goku triple his height and strength.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

watching the little joel dcoms video, and why are these films so obsessed with creating artificial life. he brings up the whole "racism towards demons" thing as repetitive, but i don't get why literally every 5th movie is about some kind of ai or clone or wish baby or something. is it just the easiest wish fulfilment plot to get a conflict out of?

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