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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

The Wikipedia article for Nicktoons: Freeze Frame Frenzy (an underrated game IMO) calls it "Nicktoons: Fatal Frame". Somehow this still hasn't been fixed, despite being added 6 days ago, Wikipedia admins are usually much quicker with the vandalism, but this is a subject NOBODY cares about so it'll probably stay like that for a long time, and I don't think I'll butt in.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

When you're unemployed but you always have your friends Dolphin and Kisscartoon to keep you company: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

The voice actor for Sonic in the Sonic Movie grew up in a Jewish household, and the Sonic Movie Twitter posted a video in 2019 of Sonic spinning a dreidel. In this essay I will

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

Remember kids: kidnapping is illegal, because a truly law-abiding citizen would never send groups of combat-trained 40-year old men to trap someone in an unclean hellhole with little to no mental health resources!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

I try to respect opinions, I really do, but it's hard to do that when people unironically believe Mario Kart is better than Crash Team Racing.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2020

The most fun part of Drawception is coming up with ways to intentionally misinterpret anime-related panels without derailing.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2020

There's something strangely wholesome about how on the SpongeBob wiki users will wish episodes happy birthdays.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2020

I find people using faecal matter as an insult really confusing - "hey punk, you suck so much you can fertilise crops, build houses and be used as medicine!"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2020

Why hasn't anyone drawn an ALF PogChamp yet? you'd think with how much the internet loves throwaway Simpsons gags that'd be top priority.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2020

To me, Band Land (Harmony) is THE Rayman theme, having Rayman in Smash without it would be like having Sonic without the Green Hill Zone theme. I'm not a diehard Rayman fan so perhaps there's a song more instantly associated with the character by fans, but as someone who's only played 4 or 5 Rayman games, that song is what I instantly associate him with.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2020

Donald Trump suggested that injecting Dettol into your veins could cure Coronavirus.

We now know for a fact democracy doesn't work, as if that really needed to be proven.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2020

Sega are doing a survey, and the first question, even before "enter your nickname", is "choose a picture" - and it's mostly Sega franchises and hardware - Sonic, Monkey Ball, NiGHTS, Mega Drive, you get the point, with a few oddballs like the Sega Pico and a plush catch machine - but the last picture there is someone petting a capybara. Ahh yes, my favourite Sega character. Real life capybara.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2020

I made Loss in World Maker. Because someone had to. Didn't have enough (good) stages to pad it out.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2020

My favourite stage in Ultimate is Pac-Land, fun layout, awesome retro graphics, great music.

My least favourite, and only hated, stage in Ultimate is Mementos. It actually hurts to look at, who approved this. Keep in mind, I like deep fried memes, and even then this stage makes my eyes bleed.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2020

I seriously hope Nick will pull a Woolies Strike Back on this recent Fanboy and Chum Chum resurgence. Fanboy and Chum Chum Netflix movie, I'm ready.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2020

Mario Maker 2: brings back the P-Balloon

Cringe culture: Why do I hear boss music?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2020

Sonic cartoons in the 90s: Long-lost queens, post-apocalyptic robot dictatorships.

Sonic cartoons in the 2010s: failing to put together Ikea furniture, crossing the road to buy frog merchandise.

Unironically an improvement.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2020

I wonder what the Word Whammer Destruction guy's neighbours think whenever he goes out onto the pavement and starts recording himself destroying children's toys. Are they used to it?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2020

NO, the Space Jam website is gone!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2020

Spoilers for those of you hyped for Space Jam 2:

Apparently Pennywise and Suicide Squad's Joker are in it? that has a lot of implications for the Looney Tunes universe, I'll say that much.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2020

Me during the day: zzzzz sleepy

Me during the night: What would happen if you used an emulator in the Wreck-It Ralph universe?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2020

PETA is like if you took a fictional, comically shady organisation from The Simpsons and put it in real life.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2020

Here's what my ideal FP2 would be, no ARMS:

Waluigi
Jill (Drill Dozer)
Muddy Mole
Dr. Eggman
Crash Bandicoot
PaRappa the Rapper

replace PaRappa with Byte and Barq if you want ARMS to be represented.

It's certainly not a crowd-pleasing lineup, I'll say that much (first PS rep hasn't had a game since 2001, all newcomers are from lighthearted franchises, two newcomers NOBODY has heard of, second Sonic rep is human, e.t.c.)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 16, 2020

People confused about Elmo's special on Cartoon Network clearly never saw Big Bag.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 16, 2020

If the live action movies are canon, illegal drugs exist in both, the Sonic and Pokemon universes.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

Another controversial Sonic opinion: I don't get why Knuckles can't be a comic-relief and a super-strong "chad" at the same time - it's not like Wario's two personalities which completely contradict each other, both could easily exist side-by-side.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

How many variations can CollegeHumour make of "person of power but honest"?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

You can do literally anything at midnight and it'll still seem unnerving.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

Does Japan have like, an opposite to Gaijin Goomba? a vest-wearing, baseball cap-sporting Motobug explaining the cultural significance of cheeseburgers and the Dreamworks face while using a semi-offensive slur as a name?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

If I had to rank the Sonic styles, I'd say

Classic 16-Bit > Boost = Classic 8-Bit > Dimps > Adventure

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

I had a dream where I went to the cinema and there was an advert for a new Wes Anderson film which began with a highlight reel of all his previous films, which included Doug Walker's Kickassia for some reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

Why give sources and reasons for your personal beliefs when you can just use a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog holding a sign and act like you're right by default?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

if Waluigi gets in, I think his trailer would HAVE to be a bait-and-switch, not an in-universe one like K. Rool's, but a convincing out-universe bait-and-switch among the lines of Lucina and Robin's trailer - I personally would make the viewers think there's gonna be an FE character, have Waluigi take the spot and give the "hoes mad" crowd a good wallop of karma.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

I could've never imagined in my life I'd be crying at the Google "do a barrel roll" easter egg - but I'm not ashamed in the slightest.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

Surround sound headphones are the worst thing ever. Stereo for life.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

Why has nobody done normal swing covers of techno swing songs?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

I love how when you search "what are fish furries called" it shows a picture of Oscar, who is technically Will Smith's fishsona.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

Anti-vaxxers have, in an almost Doofensmirtzian way, done more to help the reputation of people with autism than Autism Speaks ever could

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

the Chicken Little game aged better than Sonic Adventure, who angered the Greek deity of age for this outcome?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

I got the Chicken Little game on Steam semi-ironically. It's a nostalgic classic, but also a dank meme. Yes, I am saying "dank meme" unironically in 2020.

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