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The voice actor for Sonic in the Sonic Movie grew up in a Jewish household, and the Sonic Movie Twitter posted a video in 2019 of Sonic spinning a dreidel. In this essay I will
Remember kids: kidnapping is illegal, because a truly law-abiding citizen would never send groups of combat-trained 40-year old men to trap someone in an unclean hellhole with little to no mental health resources!
I try to respect opinions, I really do, but it's hard to do that when people unironically believe Mario Kart is better than Crash Team Racing.
The most fun part of Drawception is coming up with ways to intentionally misinterpret anime-related panels without derailing.
There's something strangely wholesome about how on the SpongeBob wiki users will wish episodes happy birthdays.
I find people using faecal matter as an insult really confusing - "hey punk, you suck so much you can fertilise crops, build houses and be used as medicine!"
Why hasn't anyone drawn an ALF PogChamp yet? you'd think with how much the internet loves throwaway Simpsons gags that'd be top priority.
To me, Band Land (Harmony) is THE Rayman theme, having Rayman in Smash without it would be like having Sonic without the Green Hill Zone theme. I'm not a diehard Rayman fan so perhaps there's a song more instantly associated with the character by fans, but as someone who's only played 4 or 5 Rayman games, that song is what I instantly associate him with.
Donald Trump suggested that injecting Dettol into your veins could cure Coronavirus.
We now know for a fact democracy doesn't work, as if that really needed to be proven.
Sega are doing a survey, and the first question, even before "enter your nickname", is "choose a picture" - and it's mostly Sega franchises and hardware - Sonic, Monkey Ball, NiGHTS, Mega Drive, you get the point, with a few oddballs like the Sega Pico and a plush catch machine - but the last picture there is someone petting a capybara. Ahh yes, my favourite Sega character. Real life capybara.
I made Loss in World Maker. Because someone had to. Didn't have enough (good) stages to pad it out.
My favourite stage in Ultimate is Pac-Land, fun layout, awesome retro graphics, great music.
My least favourite, and only hated, stage in Ultimate is Mementos. It actually hurts to look at, who approved this. Keep in mind, I like deep fried memes, and even then this stage makes my eyes bleed.
I seriously hope Nick will pull a Woolies Strike Back on this recent Fanboy and Chum Chum resurgence. Fanboy and Chum Chum Netflix movie, I'm ready.
Mario Maker 2: brings back the P-Balloon
Cringe culture: Why do I hear boss music?
Sonic cartoons in the 90s: Long-lost queens, post-apocalyptic robot dictatorships.
Sonic cartoons in the 2010s: failing to put together Ikea furniture, crossing the road to buy frog merchandise.
Unironically an improvement.
I wonder what the Word Whammer Destruction guy's neighbours think whenever he goes out onto the pavement and starts recording himself destroying children's toys. Are they used to it?
NO, the Space Jam website is gone!
Spoilers for those of you hyped for Space Jam 2:
Apparently Pennywise and Suicide Squad's Joker are in it? that has a lot of implications for the Looney Tunes universe, I'll say that much.
Me during the day: zzzzz sleepy
Me during the night: What would happen if you used an emulator in the Wreck-It Ralph universe?
PETA is like if you took a fictional, comically shady organisation from The Simpsons and put it in real life.
Here's what my ideal FP2 would be, no ARMS:
Waluigi
Jill (Drill Dozer)
Muddy Mole
Dr. Eggman
Crash Bandicoot
PaRappa the Rapper
replace PaRappa with Byte and Barq if you want ARMS to be represented.
It's certainly not a crowd-pleasing lineup, I'll say that much (first PS rep hasn't had a game since 2001, all newcomers are from lighthearted franchises, two newcomers NOBODY has heard of, second Sonic rep is human, e.t.c.)
People confused about Elmo's special on Cartoon Network clearly never saw Big Bag.
If the live action movies are canon, illegal drugs exist in both, the Sonic and Pokemon universes.
Another controversial Sonic opinion: I don't get why Knuckles can't be a comic-relief and a super-strong "chad" at the same time - it's not like Wario's two personalities which completely contradict each other, both could easily exist side-by-side.
How many variations can CollegeHumour make of "person of power but honest"?
You can do literally anything at midnight and it'll still seem unnerving.
Does Japan have like, an opposite to Gaijin Goomba? a vest-wearing, baseball cap-sporting Motobug explaining the cultural significance of cheeseburgers and the Dreamworks face while using a semi-offensive slur as a name?
If I had to rank the Sonic styles, I'd say
Classic 16-Bit > Boost = Classic 8-Bit > Dimps > Adventure
I had a dream where I went to the cinema and there was an advert for a new Wes Anderson film which began with a highlight reel of all his previous films, which included Doug Walker's Kickassia for some reason.
Why give sources and reasons for your personal beliefs when you can just use a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog holding a sign and act like you're right by default?
if Waluigi gets in, I think his trailer would HAVE to be a bait-and-switch, not an in-universe one like K. Rool's, but a convincing out-universe bait-and-switch among the lines of Lucina and Robin's trailer - I personally would make the viewers think there's gonna be an FE character, have Waluigi take the spot and give the "hoes mad" crowd a good wallop of karma.
I could've never imagined in my life I'd be crying at the Google "do a barrel roll" easter egg - but I'm not ashamed in the slightest.
Surround sound headphones are the worst thing ever. Stereo for life.
Why has nobody done normal swing covers of techno swing songs?
I love how when you search "what are fish furries called" it shows a picture of Oscar, who is technically Will Smith's fishsona.
Anti-vaxxers have, in an almost Doofensmirtzian way, done more to help the reputation of people with autism than Autism Speaks ever could
the Chicken Little game aged better than Sonic Adventure, who angered the Greek deity of age for this outcome?
I got the Chicken Little game on Steam semi-ironically. It's a nostalgic classic, but also a dank meme. Yes, I am saying "dank meme" unironically in 2020.
I don't believe all this clickbait about Microsoft buying Sega, that being said if it happened it would be an absolute tragedy - Sega quitting the console business was probably one of the smartest sacrifices in gaming history IMO. -
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