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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

Remember that leak that had no actual new info but clickbait channels still reported on anyway?

It looked something like this, but my memory is a little hazy.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

As much as I dislike SuperMarioLogan, the C&D sent towards him (if real) sets a very dangerous precident even for Doug Bowser's Nintendo.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

Why is it that Crazy Taxi is literally the only Sega franchise they care about staunchly "protecting the copyright" of? Why are Sonic inspired games and even fan games fine if not encouraged, whereas taking cues from Crazy Taxi gets you a lawsuit on a plate?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

The Xenoblade logo uses the exact same font as 90s Microsoft products.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

This is the first time in quite a while a SiIvaGunner rip has made me enraged for no reason, I can't remember the last time it happened but it certainly has happened before.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

I'm honestly surprised Jojo memes haven't d/evolved into irony yet.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

I got recommended a video by Sky News Australia called "cancel culture comes for the Muppet Show"

It's actually talking about how Disney+ put a disclaimer for potentially offensive content because, y'know, it's from the 70s.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

I love how Amazon's "users purchased this after looking at this item" for the Mega Drive Mini is mostly USB sticks.

They know their audience.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

Anniversaries happen every 5 years, they're really not that special and don't warrant mandatory celebration.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

The funny thing about the "1992 space movie" meme to me isn't the film's title, but rather the fact that it was somehow the only, or at least most important, space movie that year.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

"Hey it's Franklin, coming to your house" sounds whimsical when you're 5, but when you're older it becomes somewhat ominous.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

If Doug Bowser had a different last name I imagine we'd have caught on and became wary much quicker to him having worked at EA.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

Splatoon 3 better have male idols or else I will.... do nothing and just grunt angrily for 5 minutes at max while doing completely unrelated things.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2021

I would probably buy a compilation of Konami's licensed beat-em-ups (Simpsons, TMNT, Moo Mesa, Asterix, e.t.c.)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

I can't believe I still have to explain that it's amiibo, not "Amiibos".

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Nintendo after charging $60 for a rerelease of FlingSmash! (2010) with no changes aside from a 60FPS boost and the option not to use motion controls.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Puzzle and Action Ichidant-R walked so WarioWare could run.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Dear competitive players

I apologise on behalf of all casual fans for all the "why don't you use items?" and "why do you play boring stages?" BS.

Can't apologise for K. Rool getting nerfed though, that's an unforgivable sin.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

I honestly don't see what's so "HD" about Skyward Sword HD. Like, surely they could just release it with the old name?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

To this day I still have really mixed thoughts on Piranha Plant's inclusion in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Wendy's: "lol you have 6 followers"
Twitter:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

I got an ad that started with the tagline: "warning: oddly satisfying content ahead"

Then it showed blackheads being ripped off. It was not satisfying.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

I would love to collect animation cels and hang them up in my room, but I 1. can't afford them, and 2. don't trust myself with such priceless parts of animation history.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2021

Why did Nintendo publish the DC SuperHero Girls game when Warner Bros have their own publishing arm?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

I found an article about "the worst things about the original Xbox" and most of the things on this list are things that didn't exist at the time, and the number one spot went to the one thing people like the most about the Xbox (how easy it is to mod)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

The Virtual Boy would lend itself to a good ROB-esque fighter.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

I can only listen to "Close to You" by The Carpenters if the YouTube upload has a medium quality JPG off Google Images of The Simpsons Movie poster.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

The Sonic Boom cartoon probably would've been better recieved if it was tied to a series with a more consistently comical tone like Crash or Mario... and also if it wasn't aired early in the morning and falsely advertised as an action cartoon.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

Hope we get to see the E rated version of Conker next.

Rare's Cancelled N64 Project Dinosaur Planet Has Been Leaked Online

Take a trip back in time

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

Conservapedia, the right-wing nutjob conspiracy version of Wikipedia, has articles listing the "worst" liberal movies and TV shows - some of the media they try to find political commentary is is astounding - their "worst liberal movies" list has the Alpha and Omega sequels, Barnyard, Legally Blonde, and the '98 Godzilla. Their description for Almost Naked Animals on the TV show list is downright insane even by conspiracy theory standards..

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

Me coming up with moveset ideas for a Naughts and Crosses computer from the 1950s:

Me coming up with moveset ideas for the main antagonist of one of my favourite game series of all time:

I seriously am inable to think of any concepts for a Cortex moveset besides using mines, but I've got tons of ideas for how Bertie the Brain could play in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2021

Project Triangle Strategy? sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

Cramming a tiny screen and Raspberry Pi into a Game Boy Colour isn't impressive at all when stuff like this exists.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

For some reason a lot of people seem to think early gaming history is just "Computer Space. Pong. Space Invaders. Magnavox Odyssey. Pac-Man. Mario. Zelda. Sonic" when it's MUCH more complex and long than that. I feel this narrative is often pushed to exaggerate the historical importance of series like Metroid, Mega Man, and Crash Bandicoot that didn't really do much for gaming outside their own genres.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

Given how many memes went around about the British-ness of Galar, I can only imagine the reaction to an Australia region.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

I just read the plot synopsis for Bugsnax and I don't know why people think it's so dark. Maybe the imagery is more unsettling than the actual themes? Either way, it seems to me like a relatively standard kids' spooky story with a somewhat shocking twist.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

The Nintendo fanbase really should've learned to be careful what they wish for from StarFox Zero.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

I kinda imagine Waluigi being either heavyweight Luigi or lightweight Snake in Smash.

Those are two polar opposite playstyles, but it really shows how much potential the purple schemer has.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

I love the fact the Master Hand glitch isn't banned in competitive Melee because he's an unplayably pathetic character in a competitive context.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2021

You are now cursed with the knowledge Young Link twists his thumb in his victory animation.

Hope you never forget this, because I sure won't.

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