Forum Fight!!!!

[Golem the Stern Father]

I dial 911, and summon the Rumford Police Department (from Maine 0.o).
{had to make the joke off of Ryudo Sama's post cound}

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Then you're going to love this. * bites ~Krystal~'s neck and makes her a Vampire*

 

[~Krystal~]

Lol. It doesn't work when you bite a dead corpse. Your fascination with necrophilia however, made for a good laugh.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Hmph. *Summons a giant skeleton* behold, my 20 ton calcium giant. * it grabs ~Krystal~* I'm going to make you suffer, little girl!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Rumford Police Department Chief: "Open fire, except for Darth Vadar, those Pikachus, and the guy that's doing the ROFL Dance. Also, make sure not to directly look into the flashing lights, they will instantly cause seizures"

 

[sonofthesky]

WTF?

Anyway, I teleport away again.

 

[antimatter]

Lol. It doesn't work when you bite a dead corpse. Your fascination with necrophilia however, made for a good laugh.

it is a little creepy. but then, so is the care bear stare.

 

[~Krystal~]

it is a little creepy. but then, so is the care bear stare.

Fear the care bear stare mortal!

 

[antimatter]

doesn't work with your eyes cut out.
ha. ha.
*blows the minds of any Marvel fanboys by telling them about a removed scene from Incredible Hulk that will be in the DVD: The frozen body of Captain America found in the Arctic*

 

[~Krystal~]

doesn't work with your eyes cut out.

Well first off I'm dead. Secondly, I'm just warning you in advance....when I obtain another body.....

antimatter uses Marvel tease!

*blows the minds of any Marvel fanboys by telling them about a removed scene from Incredible Hulk that will be in the DVD: The frozen body of Captain America found in the Arctic*

It's not very effective....

I'm a DC fangirl. Ha!

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

* Standing on top of the 20 ton calcium giant* I'm going to make you one of my minions ~Krystal~ whether you like it or not!

 

[~Krystal~]

* Standing on top of the 20 ton calcium giant* I'm going to make you one of my minions ~Krystal~ whether you like it or not!

Do you provide health benefits and a 401k plan?

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Uhh, sure. Now are you going to join, or not?

 

[~Krystal~]

*GROOOOOOOOOAN*

Fine. -_-

Wheres my new body?

If you show me Richard Simmons I am going to hurt joo!

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

I'll make you a body, just tell me how you want it.

 

[antimatter]

richard simmons you say?

 

[~Krystal~]

I'll make you a body, just tell me how you want it.

Now get cracking!

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Are you freaking kidding me?! What use are you to me looking that pathetic?

 

[Charizard92]

Looks around and says

*You know what, why am I here?*

 

[sonofthesky]

Good point.

Why am I here?

Oh right. Drive orbs.

A pick up another yellow orb.

67% done.

 

[~Krystal~]

Are you freaking kidding me?! What use are you to me looking that pathetic?

Looks can be deceiving. Its not about appearances my dense little temporary task master.

When you first saw Yoda in Star Wars IV your feeble brain must have had him pegged as a weak old man who did nothing but hang out in a hut on some planet no one cares about. Then you saw him literally school Luke Skywalker and later Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones. Suddenly, Yoda wasn't just an aged green bean wearing Jedi clothing anymore, but a fierce Master who was a force to reckon with. Sure he got embarrassed by Darth Sidious, but thats beside the point.

Don't make the same mistake again and judge things based on looks.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Looks can be deceiving. Its not about appearances my dense little temporary task master.

When you first saw Yoda in Star Wars IV your feeble brain must have had him pegged as a weak old man who did nothing but hang out in a hut on some planet no one cares about. Then you saw him literally school Luke Skywalker and later Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones. Suddenly, Yoda wasn't just an aged green bean wearing Jedi clothing anymore, but a fierce Master who was a force to reckon with. Sure he got embarrassed by Darth Sidious, but thats beside the point.

Don't make the same mistake again and judge things based on looks.

Don't lecture me again, minion. Or else I'm going to banish you into the ninth layer of Hell where you will suffer for all eternity. Now say" Oh master Ryudo, I shall not do that again" and I'll consider making that crap of a body of yours.

 

[sonofthesky]

100 orbs obtained.

I teleport back

"is krystal still nak- aww crap."

I warp back where I was.

 

[~Krystal~]

Don't lecture me again, minion. Or else I'm going to banish you into the ninth layer of Hell where you will suffer for all eternity.

Aren't I already suffering?

Now say" Oh master Ryudo, I shall not do that again" and I'll consider making that crap of a body of yours.

Rofl. You act like you're paying me good money. I'm surprised your ghouls and ghosts haven't turned on you for being such a cheapo. I can't even get a body to do your bidding. What kind of an employer are you? Is the care bear design too sophisticated? Do I need to break out an 8-bit version of it? Work with me here Gandalf.

 

[antimatter]

Looks can be deceiving. Its not about appearances my dense little temporary task master.

When you first saw Yoda in Star Wars IV your feeble brain must have had him pegged as a weak old man who did nothing but hang out in a hut on some planet no one cares about. Then you saw him literally school Luke Skywalker and later Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones. Suddenly, Yoda wasn't just an aged green bean wearing Jedi clothing anymore, but a fierce Master who was a force to reckon with. Sure he got embarrassed by Darth Sidious, but thats beside the point.

Don't make the same mistake again and judge things based on looks.

episode V actually. also, Two-face is in the dark knight. i've seen concept art of him
*runs away*

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Aren't I already suffering?



Rofl. You act like you're paying me good money. I'm surprised your ghouls and ghosts haven't turned on you for being such a cheapo. I can't even get a body to do your bidding. What kind of an employer are you? Is the care bear design too sophisticated? Do I need to break out an 8-bit version of it? Work with me here Gandalf.

Yeah, but you're going to suffer much more. Ha, I'm the descendant of Dr. Faust, the greatest necromancer in the world, all undead obey me. Well, I got a solution. I'll make that body, but here are a few changes; your fur will be black instead of pink, instead of that rainbow, you will have a skull, and you will have devil wings. And you call me Master Ryudo.

 

[sonofthesky]

*Draws key*

I turn black with yellow eyes.

Anti form.

Then I realise I cant use magic in Anti form, So Im stuck.

 

[platnum]

*installs vista on ryudo_sama's brain*

mwahahahahahaha!

Now, every time you summon an undead, you will have to autherize it TWICE, and they will be slow and laggy, and the more you summon, the slower they go!

 

[ineednoname]

*uses deathnote and writes everyones name down* nii

 

[antimatter]

do you have shinigami eyes, and can you see through our monitors? no you can not.
*vaporizes the impostor*

 

[~Krystal~]

Yeah, but you're going to suffer much more. Ha, I'm the descendant of Dr. Faust, the greatest necromancer in the world, all undead obey me. Well, I got a solution. I'll make that body, but here are a few changes; your fur will be black instead of pink, instead of that rainbow, you will have a skull, and you will have devil wings. And you call me Master Ryudo.

You are such an emo I swear.

If you turn my body into an emo bear, then I will lose the ability to perform the care bear stare.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

You are such an emo I swear.

If you turn my body into an emo bear, then I will lose the ability to perform the care bear stare.

Okay, first of all labels suck. If I had to be refered to anything, it would be "goth", but like I said, labels suck.

I will make your body as you want it.

 

[~Krystal~]

Okay, first of all labels suck. If I had to be refered to anything, it would be "goth", but like I said, labels suck.

I will make your body as you want it.

Liar. You already refused my Cheer Bear request you emo dictator.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Liar. You already refused my Cheer Bear request you emo dictator.

*Creates your body* There, are you happy? And I'm serious, stop with this "emo" ****.

 

[~Krystal~]

*Creates your body* There, are you happy? And I'm serious, stop with this "emo" ****.

When you stop being emo, I'll stop calling u emo. Deal?

 

[antimatter]

it is quite rude of you to keep calling him emo.
*tears head off care bear's body*

 

[~Krystal~]

it is quite rude of you to keep calling him emo.
*tears head off care bear's body*

All of a sudden labels are rude huh? Look around you. You post in a forum that prides itself on labels.

 

[antimatter]

he asked you to stop. you didn't. that is rude.
*punts care bear remains into orbit*

 

[~Krystal~]

he asked you to stop. you didn't. that is rude.
*punts care bear remains into orbit*

Expressing my opinion is rude? Communist.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

When you stop being emo, I'll stop calling u emo. Deal?

You are such a fool.