Forum Fight!!!!

[Tacel]

...Sure.
*Saws off old lady's head*
There's no brain. There's just this.
*Shows timebomb*
Huh... it's called a Gramotron.
Gotta get one of these.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Sweet jesus! *punts bomb, it lands three inches in front of me*...Well that's all I've got.

 

[Tacel]

*Bomb starts to count down due to Stinko's punt*
Don't worry. I know how to handle this...



...MPH!?!?!?!

 

[MPH Deku]

Huh? *looks up from cookie* ANOTHER one?! Jesus...

*pulls out bomb disposal kit from under cloak and gets to work*

 

[Dru2]

Meh, i have bacon. and that's all that matters*munches on bacon*

 

[Tacel]

May I have one of those cookies?
*Shoots Lash in Maxilla and takes one of his cookies*
Thanks.

 

[MPH Deku]

*gets up*

K, it's, like, done. I hope this doesn't become a regular thing.

 

[Dru2]

*lying motionless*

 

[Tacel]

MPH G&W is now known as the Bomb Guy.
Wait...


...What about THAT Grandma?
*Points to a timebomb*

*Opens up timebomb to find a grandma with cookies*

...Just another crazy night at Forum Fight...

 

[StinkomanFan]

You said it. This place is just Bizzaroo....

 

[Dru2]

*lying motionless*

 

[Tacel]

*Grandma punches me in face*
What the...
*Fires meow lazah at old lady*
*When smoke disappears Frank is standing behind ashes*

 

[Dru2]

Lash: looks like everyone's asleep. Now to take those cookies. *tiptoes quietly over to the dead old lady*
HOLY CRAP FRANK......ur not gonna tell anyone right?

Frank:

Lash: Good. *quietly eats cookies and then falls asleep*

 

[Tacel]

*Wakes up*
Hey, where did all of the cookies go?
*Sees crumbs on Lash's face*
*Disgusted expression*
<_<
>_>
*Places timebomb on Lashes chest*
*Hides behind fausnaught*
<Detonates in 50 posts>

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

So whats up guys
*sits next to Lash, and hears strange beeping*
you hear that to?
*Walks away thinking its a ****ty alarm clock*

 

[smashfan666]

HOLY **** A TIME BOMB!!!!!

(throws TAL in a black hole)

phew! that ends that...

 

[MPH Deku]

Yeah, for the record, I'm, like, not handling that.

 

[StinkomanFan]

If Happy Tree Friends taught me one thing, it's *impales smash on a broom handle* Wait, no that wasn't it.

 

[smashfan666]

(fills the air with drugs, i'm wearing a gas mask)

(everything is all trippy to you all)

the drugs are kicking in!

 

[MPH Deku]

Yes it was.

*rips smash's face off*

And everything is, like, already trippy to me, why do you think I see people as their avatars?

 

[smashfan666]

uhm... we already appear as our avatars... you didn't know that, did you?

(shoots an acorn down MPH's throat *if he/she even has one, though i'm going to assume that he/she does...*)

 

[MPH Deku]

*acorn stuffed in mouth*

Like, MMMM, MMMMM, MMMPHM, MMMHP *pulls it out* Okay, that's, like, better.....HUH?

*sees a counter on the acorn set to 5...4*

NOT THIS AGAIN!

Mysterious Voice 2: "THE CODE, THE CODE, FIGURE OUT-"

Me: I DON'T WANNA! *throws acorn bomb at voice*

Mysterious Voice 2: "OKAY, OKAY. GOOD GOING! *dies*"

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'll help you MP-*gets shot midsentance*

 

[Blargy]

*Throws a giant waffles over a cliff which lands on everyone*

Crap I forgot the syrup.....

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Noo...
*runs to stinkos aid*
Don't die on me please we were supposed to kill smashfan together!

 

[MPH Deku]

Don't worry, he, like, respawns, somehow. Taking a while though.

*starts impatiently tapping foot*

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Well im just don't wanna go near lash right now because of his alarm clock, all it does is make time go back wards and beeps awkwardly. o.O

 

[StinkomanFan]

**** You Frank! *dies*
Frank:*sitting next to a rifle*

 

[Tacel]

*Black hole warps me out of watch into half destroyed Temina*
What happened?
It probably has to do with SmashFan666.
*Presses button on watch and enters battlefield again*
Okay. I promise:
No more time bombs!

...After this one.
*Injects micro time bomb into SmashFan666's neck*
It releases a deadly virus.
Have fun finding it.
*Nukes fausnaught*

 

[Dru2]

So....is this time bomb still inside me?

 

[Tacel]

It was just on your chest. Not in it.

 

[MPH Deku]

You could, like, make it into a energy source, lik Ironman!

 

[Tacel]

^ThAt WoUlD bE sO aWeSoMe!!!!!^

 

[MPH Deku]

Ya, totally! ^_^

 

[StinkomanFan]

Obviously!

 

[Tacel]

Indubitablely.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Aw man! You took mine!

 

[Tacel]

Great mines think a bike.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Whatever, *shoots at frank*

 

[Tacel]

Wait.
*Puts bulletproof vest of Frank and paints target on it*
*Steps aside and takes out magnum*
Okay.