Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

*bites into it* OH GOD! This jelly's rotten!

 

[Tacel]

That's too bad...
*Chomps into sandwich*
OUCH! EW!
Why does this taste like nails and rat poison???
...Who switched our sandwiches???
*Turns around to see a potted plant*
Frank...?

 

[Blargy]

*Walks in again*

*Plants another c4 onto to plant*

*walks out the door*

 

[Tacel]

When is National Talk like a Pirate Day?
*Continue eating sammich*

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

Is suicide allowed in this game? I feel left out because I don't know anyone!

 

[StinkomanFan]

I can help with that! *impales TAL on my cane* There! That'll help! Right TAL?

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Hey, Wheres the mayo? Oh wait here it is *Puts embalming fluid mistaking it for mayonnaise on his sammich*

*Bite* Hmm....tastes better then mayo! Now for some bananas! You should ALWAYS stay healthy! *Looks away and puts shrooms in his sammich instead*

*Bite*

 

[smashfan666]

before i forget, i've got a sandwich to leave here. i found it on the front step a few weeks ago...

(sets down The Broodwich a sandwich with somehow horns and a tail and leaves... for reals this time...)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*slips on sandwich* OW! My large and volumninous skull!

 

[Bwoodboy18]

*Begins to Hallucinate*

Wh-what the hell? *Sees a giant pair of lips walk by*

The hell was in that sammich?

 

[smashfan666]

mushrooms, Bwood. you ate a mushroom sammich.

(gets a gun)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Smash? ****it Smash I told you not to come back here! *berades a tree thinking it's Smash* How many times do I have to tell you that "you aren't wanted here"?

 

[smashfan666]

i'm sure as hell not going to take ANY MORE of your crap...

(shoots stinkomanfan)

there... who else wants some? (holds up a bag of chips) ...chips to go with those sammiches?

 

[StinkomanFan]

How dare you! *slaps tree, causing a beehive to fall next to Smash*

 

[smashfan666]

GET THE **** OFF ME, BEES!!!

(gets the beehive off and puts it on stinkomanfan's head)

that'll teach you not to mess with me...

(the bees start stinging stinkomanfan)

 

[StinkomanFan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY'D i CHOOSE A BLiND PERSON AS MY AVATAR?! *Runs into highway and causes a 29 car pile-up*

 

[smashfan666]

now then, who else to shoot?

(pulls out machine gun)

 

[Tacel]

Is anybody awake?
*Notices that I'm impaled onto a cane*
Well, I guess I'll have to live like this for the rest of my life. *Tear rolls down cheek*
*After weeks, finally adjusts to new life*

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa, I'm on a wicked trip duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

@_@

*Suddenly a naked smash appears* OM GOD MY EYES!!! NO OH WHY WHHHHHHY!? I have to stop these Hallucinations! *Gouges eyes out using Stinko's cane*

AHHHHH THE PAIN OH WHY ME?! WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!

Oh well, at least I can no longer see hallucinations.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*is dead in the middle of the road*

 

[Tacel]

*Is in Bwoodboy's eyes*

 

[smashfan666]

*is waiting for something to happen*

 

[Bwoodboy18]

*Summons Odin to smite smash*

I can still use my nose!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*respawns* Hey guys! I'm ba-*get's crushed by Odin*

 

[Tacel]

Take cover!
*Takes out umbrella*

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Oh god why is Smash back?

 

[Tacel]

*Stops holding breath*
OKAY guys! Don't let this thread die! FIGHT!
*Shoots SmashFan and jumps onto boat*

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

This thread won't die with me here.

*pokes at the boat and makes it leak*

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

You...you sunk the boat...YOU MONSTER!*Tackles Ninja*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*respawns* Back! *Hits NKN with blind stick*

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

I sunk your battleship .

*Whips Hosi*


Ow! *Uses Hosi as a shield against StinkomanFan*

 

[Tacel]

OBJECTION!
Do it like this:
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3811332

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Actually...http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3811341

 

[StinkomanFan]

*feels TAL's face* I found you NKN! *punches him in the mouth*

 

[Tacel]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3811357
Ouch! *Jaw falls out and goes blind* Wheh meh haw?

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Why am I being used as a shield?!
*Backflips, and lands in a pond of quick sand*...Dammit.

 

[Tacel]

*Finds jaw an duct tapes it back onto head*
I'ma comin', Hoshi!
*Runs towards the last sound Hoshi made*
*Runs right into quick sand*
Crap.
*Jaw starts to bleed*
Crap.

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

*Facepalm*Unless someone smart saves us, we're pretty much screwed, aren't we TAL?

 

[StinkomanFan]

*walks convieniently past quicksand... and into NKN*

 

[Tacel]

If only we were in an Indiana Jones movie.
Hmmm... I could picture Stinko with a fedora on.