Forum Fight!!!!

[Blargy]

Ow freaking cat!

*Chucks cat off cliff*

*Looks over cliff*

Looks like there not dead yet....

*Starts throwing rocks over the cliff*

 

[smashfan666]

(shoves blargy off the cliff, then leaves)

 

[Blargy]

OH SHIIIIIIIII-

*Lands on Stinkos head and slams head first into the rocks*

*Lays there 3/4 dead*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*now has a sharp rock jutting through my head, killing me*

 

[Snowmanthatknows]

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...

...everybody's nerves.


(I win)

 

[UberMario]

*falls off the cliff while holding a lighter, and melts Snowman before he can start singing*

Wait, there are propane tanks down here!

*Ding, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*

 

[Blargy]

*Farts while laying there*

 

[pickle962]

I then clean up the remains of uber mario and snow.

 

[smashfan666]

(lodges an axe in whatever is still alive of blargy)

 

[Tacel]

*Throws SmashFan out door*
As Stinko would want me to say... Aaaand STAY OUT!

 

[smashfan666]

(rams back in, covered in seaweed)

you threw me into the lake, now you die.

(starts shooting TAL)

 

[Tacel]

HaHAH! You're weapons do not harm - - - *Is fired back against the back wall*
Blech! *Vomits lasers at SmashFan*

 

[Greenstreet]

*minds own business*

 

[smashfan666]

OSHI- (dodges lasers)

aHA! (throws TAL into the lake as he threw me in.)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*takes Smash's hand and handcuffs it to the other* Shoot now and your hand will be a pile of mush.

 

[smashfan666]

(throws TAL into a vat of acid)

owait... i'm cuffed to you... crap...

(we are both dissolved)

OH GOD, IT BURNS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Tacel]

Eh, I'm used to it. *Relaxes*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ha! Eat that Smash!

 

[smashfan666]

(comes out of the tank, but just barely alive)

ARRRYYYYAAAAAGGGGGHHH......

you know what? Eff this, i'm just going to blow you up... (shoots TAL, but leaves the shackles on)

what? i left the cuffs on in case i want to pwn you with TAL's corpse. like THIS!!!

(swings TAL's dead body into stinkomanfan)

 

[Tacel]

Hey, it's my job to decide if I'm dead or not!
...But this is fun.
*Is swung around*
WHEEEEEE!!!

 

[smashfan666]

i guess it is, from your point of view...

(swings TAL into a wall of spikes)

 

[Tacel]

Eh, I'm used to it. *Relaxes*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Maces smash*

 

[Tacel]

Aaaahh!!! Why is my face bleeding?!
*Pours rancid milk on SmashFan*

 

[smashfan666]

(changes avatar)

let's see how you handle my NEW avatar's powers! (eats TAL's burrito with xenomorph-like second mouth appendage)

mmmmm.... cheesy! (tackles TAL)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*pulls out phone* Hello, Jumba? No, you don't know me but an "abomintations" you're searching for is over here. Go get him. *hangs up* I hated that show anyway.

 

[smashfan666]

(changes avatar) i only needed him for tackling TAL anyway...

(jumba enters the scene, notices no 627, and punches stinkomanfan in the gut)

jumba: "liar, is just smashfan... i can tell... (leaves, with plugs in earholes)"

 

[StinkomanFan]

I really wish you were dead smash. I really do.

 

[Tacel]

... Wow ...

 

[smashfan666]

(blasts stinkomanfan) oh, and i have a shield, so don't even think of shooting me... y'know, cuz' i'll deflect it with the shield. yeah, i've got MAD SHIELD SKILLZ!!! :flame:

 

[StinkomanFan]

2 can play at this vague referance game! *turns into Olaf the stout* Thank Odin for shields.

 

[smashfan666]

you need the avatar.... y'know to actually have the powers your physical form suggests.... and since your avatar is still the skeleton....

(uses stinkomanfan's skull head as a bowling ball on his body and gets a perfect strike) too easy!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Happy now you annoyance?

 

[smashfan666]

shweet! SHIELD WAR!!!

(throws shield into stinkomanfan's face, then it rebounds off the wall and hits him in the back of the head)

and don't blame me, it's just the logic of the board.... heh, logic board.... lulz....

 

[Tacel]

Hey, has anybody seen MPH lately?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Nope, bounced off my shield.
Edit: No TAL I haven't.

 

[smashfan666]

me niether, tal. do you think he's.......

DEAD?!?!

anyway, stinkoman. your shield can't deflect THIS!!!! (steals stinkomanfan's essence)

now i can use your essence whenever i want. so, yeah....

 

[Tacel]

Huh... That's strange.
*Does stuff that legendary pokemon do*

 

[StinkomanFan]

You'd be suprised what this sheild can deflect. Pity I can't attack or jump.

 

[smashfan666]

but you CAN pummel people vigorously! (utilizes stinkomanfan's soul, which is now beating the crap out of TAL)

by the way, what do you think really happened, tal? i think he just got bored and left forum games forever...