Forum Fight!!!!

[MPH Deku]

Get offa him stupid lawman!

*beats the cops away with a hammer*

 

[Smasherx74]

*Gets a Nuclear missile and a bunch of internet trolls *

Good game.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*stabs them trolls* They aren't that agile. Just annoying.

 

[MPH Deku]

Dude.

Stinko.

You should go all

Captain America

and throw out your shield like a boomerang to decapitate them.

 

[RetroAntonio]

*is watching from the top of the cliff*

Good thing I teleported. *teleports down and throws mars at them*

hey guises wanna stop fighting for a few and eat pie?

 

[MPH Deku]

Oooh! What kind of pie?

 

[Tacel]

Blueberry pie!

 

[MPH Deku]

YAAAAAAAAY!

*pulls out a pitcher*

I brought the lemonade! :D

 

[Leaf.]

Blueberry pie is horrible and you should all feel horrible for wanting it.

Cherry pie for god teir.

 

[Tacel]

I brought the plates and napkins!
EDIT: WHAT THE HELL? *Rocket launcher to Leaf.'s skull*

 

[Leaf.]

HEY! Why did you hit me with a rocket launcher?

Couldn't you have just fired it at me?

 

[Tacel]

I don't like cherry pie.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Because a real man hits people. *back-hands Leaf*

 

[Tacel]

*Throws cherry pie at Leaf*

 

[Leaf.]

*Ducks pie*

Oh wait! *turns around and tries to run catch pie*
*fails*
...
You just...threw a cherry pie. Why would you do that?
*Falcon...*

 

[Tacel]

I hope to god that the next word he says is, "forgive."

 

[MPH Deku]

Why can't we have both blueberry AND cherry pie?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I don't like either. *holds up a chocolate pudding pie*

 

[Tacel]

Solution: Pumpkin Pie

 

[Leaf.]

...That's a good idea, actually.

Despite the obvious inferiority of the non-cherry. I won't be a hater for your beliefs. Lets' do pumpkin.

 

[Tacel]

And they fought happily ever after.

 

[StinkomanFan]

.... *pies TAL*

 

[Tacel]

Before I decide on what emotion to have, I need to know what kind of pie I was pied with.

 

[MPH Deku]

*pulls blueberry pie out of bag and eats silently*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Chocolate Pudding Pie

 

[Tacel]

Well, I am hungry. *Licks self*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Goodness, this is great Pumpkin! *nomnomnomomnom* Hey, Stinko, can I have a slice of your pie? I have...COOL WHIP and REDDI WHIP! *dundundunDUN!*

 

[smashfan666]

pie is good, but...

POP-TARTS FTW!!!

(pulls out a pop-tart launcher and shoots everyone with s'mores-flavored pop-tarts)

 

[Tacel]

Don't forget to freeze 'em before ya eat 'em!

 

[Blargy]

*gets up from the bottom of the cliff*

Owwwwww what did I miss.....

*Looks at the pie*

Ugh......I hate pie lets eat cake instead!

 

[MPH Deku]

HOW COULD YOU....

Fine by me, actually.

Long as it isn't cheesecake. Or red velvet.

 

[Leaf.]

I made a pecan cheesecake pie today. /unrelated?

 

[smashfan666]

(is still holding pop tart shooter)

nobody's posted here in a while. soooooo......

(loads pop tart shooter with frozen pop tarts and shoots them at everyone)

 

[Tacel]

Thanks for bumping this. I've been waiting. *Unsheathes (Insert noun here)*

 

[Leaf.]

Thanks for bumping this. I've been waiting. *Unsheathes CD player*

What are you going to do with that? And why do you have a sheath for a CD player???

 

[smashfan666]

book: "you can't possibly kill anyone with a CD PLAYER!"

(mashes the cd player, but it blows up, seriously damaging everyone)

0_0

Don't You Believe It...

 

[Leaf.]

I don't know what hurt worse, the explosion or the horrible meme!

*Hides behind a rock and waits*

 

[Blargy]

AHHH MY EYE!!!

*Runs around with my eye bleeding like crazy*

SFGSDFGFSDGFSDG

 

[smashfan666]

(accidentally shoots a glass cabinet, a huge glass shard lands in my forehead)

0_0 ......................................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!............. AAAH!...........UH-OH!......UH-OH!...........UH-OH!.......OH GOD!.......SOMEBODY?! DO I TAKE IT OUT OR DO I LEAVE IT IN?! DO I TAKE IT OUT OR DO I LEAVE IT IN?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(just passes out)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*pushes smash down onto the glass further with my cane to the point it's jutting through his skull*