Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

*runs out of range and shoots at geto*

 

[Rychu]

dodges bullets and quickly realises a bazooka is an uneffective weapon against such skilled forum fighters. Destroys bazooka and quickly draws a lightsaber. He charges Stinkomanfan and slices his weapon in two

 

[StinkomanFan]

*pulls a battle-axe* Ha-Ha!

 

[Rychu]

Pulls out better battle axe and destroys his.
Your move

 

[StinkomanFan]

*pulls a pike and spears the axe*

 

[Rychu]

Enough of this!
*I jump away*
Now, minions, ATTACK!!!
*Generic Minions surround the battleground*
Oh, and if you kill more than one at a time, they all blow and youll be toast! HAHAHAHA!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

......crap

 

[Tacel]

*Rides onto battefield on a stallion holding infinite bomb-arrows from Twilight Princess glitch*
Well, I can't think if anything original, witty, or heroic to say so I'll just start firing.
Minions, you're fired.
Now leave this building before I call security.

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

stinkoman watch and learn you lackey... *gets final smash ball out and smashes* *pulls out a drum set* may i present to your army my drum solo *shreds the drum set* *all creatures get physically ******** in this current battle exept stinkoman* finish them off my appreintice

 

[StinkomanFan]

Sweet! *goes on a killing frenzy*

 

[Dru2]

I haven't been here for 5 months....and stinko and TAL are still here.


kudos.

 

[Rychu]

Physical retardedness DENIED with an epic finger-pointy OBJECTION!
Drum solo made to look crappy by my EPIC MAGICAL GUITAR SOLO OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTIVNESS!!!!!(stairway to heaven solo)
ALL HAIL ZEPPLIN.
Oh yeah, and I get unfirable minions to surround you all to. Again, kill more than one at a time, and your dead.

 

[Tacel]

Fine, then I guess I'll actually have to use these things!
*Shoots bomb arrows at minions*
Wait, how did I do that?
I'm ********!

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

first let me point out you dident spell zeppelin right :] and thats prolly the only solo you even know
*pulls out a les paul guitar* now witness a real solo!!! *plays every black label society solo* RIP dimebag i<3u.... *and a thunder storm makes a flood and lightning kills off your army one by one* *takes off les paul and gives to the metal gods as an offering* please my lords destroy getocoolaid *they destroy getocoolaid from the inside out with their growling vocals turned all the way up from the heavens and getocoolaid dies insteintly with no continuation...* theirs no way you could defy the gods... none of them like you... bye... *slowley walks away like a samurai*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*looks at the compass* Thank god I'm on his good side.

 

[Rychu]

Whew, its a good thing i'm on the gods of rock's good side. Now that I'm up there with Jimi Hendirix and Ronnie James Dio, they grant me their awesome powers and ressurect me. I use Dio's vocal powers to blow your brains out your skull, and Jimi's guitar powers to melt everyone elses.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh, please I've fallen asleep to "Black Sabbath's Greatist Hits" full blast. *gets a knife* Bring it!

 

[Rychu]

Soooo, i'm the new bad guy? Fine by me! HAHAHA!
*loads crotch cannon*
DESTROOOOOOYYY BLAAAASSST!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

.....distur-*gets shot in the head by a surviving minion, and dies clutching the compass, which points at my body*

 

[Rychu]

Minions...rule.
Also, i great way to take yourself out. I salute you, sir. You will be remembered as a fierce rival.(unless your resurected)
shotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshot
21 gun salute

 

[Tacel]

*Drives Stinko's car into Getocoolaid*
*Skull breaks windshield and blood is all over*
Woops.
*Turns on windshield wipers*
*Blood just smears and now the wipers are bloody, too*
Well that's no good.
:|

*Bolts*

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

first let me point out you dident spell zeppelin right :] and thats prolly the only solo you even know
*pulls out a les paul guitar* now witness a real solo!!! *plays every black label society solo* RIP dimebag i<3u.... *and a thunder storm makes a flood and lightning kills off your army one by one* *takes off les paul and gives to the metal gods as an offering* please my lords destroy getocoolaid *they destroy getocoolaid from the inside out with their growling vocals turned all the way up from the heavens and getocoolaid dies insteintly with no continuation...* theirs no way you could defy the gods... none of them like you... bye... *slowley walks away like a samurai*

notice the gods dont like you.... sooooo... you fail... you cannot pass go nor continue... you died

 

[Rychu]

fine...but the thread says i cant die. Im not going to argue, so i now start over with everything related to me gone...which means Stinko is still alive

 

[Tacel]

Getocoolaid has to pay for the damages that he made to Stinko's car.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*gets up* WhAt aBoUt my car? It'S hArD tO uNdErStAnD wItH tHiS b^UcKsHoT iN my skull.....

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

... *beats up a few girls in bed*

 

[smashfan666]

freeze! *freezes LASHING_LEAF, StinkomanFan, and TAL*

 

[-_skinny_-]

*walks into arena after randomly leaving a long a-- time ago*
"oh hey guys"
*gets a spear through the face*
"..."
*dies*

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

*unfreezes with fantastic 4 powers and saves skinny* havent seen you in a while bro ^_^

 

[StinkomanFan]

Well, my brains fixed somehow...... from freezing

 

[smashfan666]

(punches StinkomanFan in the face, then kicks him in the nuts, and then throws him into LASHING_LEAF)

heheh, pwned.

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

*laughs at stinkoman* haha wow *revives myself and stinkoman* *looks at smashfan with ninja glaring eyes* you have no honor no respect... no tolerence YOU MUST DIIIEE!!! *summons a GIANT pink circular man with 3 rows of sharp teeth with blood dripping from his mouth he has missing eyes that never blink and are dripping blood he also has spikes going down his back* i have called upon killby he is the real kirby nothing like the one in the media and he is like a trained guard dog to me... >:] you ready for a real fight

 

[smashfan666]

this ain't a tea party... (whips out guns) IT'S COMBAT...

(shoots a zillion holes in killby and LASHING_LEAF)

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

*dosent penetrate lash and bounces over to killby*
*killby swallows all bullets and ****s them out in your direction while turning into a auto-matic spartan laser and going into lashes left hand*
thats all you got?

 

[smashfan666]

(holds up a magic mirror and deflects them back at both killby and LASHING_LEAF, vaporizing them)

the old 'bullet-and-laser-coming-at-you' trick? please! you think THAT'S gonna work?

 

[Tacel]

*Kills everything*

 

[smashfan666]

0_0 how the HELL am i supposed to compete with that?!

(is knocked unconscious)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*slices smash into pieces as he lies on the ground, throwing his head in a ditch, his torso in a morgue, his arms in a dump, and his legs in a cargo hold on a plane to France*

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

(holds up a magic mirror and deflects them back at both killby and LASHING_LEAF, vaporizing them)

the old 'bullet-and-laser-coming-at-you' trick? please! you think THAT'S gonna work?

*FACEPALM* when will you learn i have infinate star-man invincibility powers... and now that you are unconcious and thrown everywhere *teleports to stinkoman asnd teleports him and myself to meet up with my old allys from the past to initiate him into the ****** guild*
lash: hello allys
mewtwo: its been a while lash...
lash: indeed it has
chuck norris: who have you brought us
lash: his name is stinkoman
mr. t: well can you take the intense training to become a member of the ****** guild?... HUH FOOOOO!!!

 

[smashfan666]

(notices i'm in a ditch, separated)

*WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FACEPALM BUT I HAVE NO ARMS*

ooooooh, i am gonna KILL THEM!!!

(rolls around looking around for the rest of my body)