Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

very well. (holds up a box of tea-n'-tea) just don't drag it way deep underwater, or the sheer pressure of the condensed material will produce an explosion that will kill us all.

(holsters gun) anyway, i have a small favor to ask you.

it involves my spin-off thread "forum fight: the story forum". i noticed how quickly it's being killed off, and retroantonio hasn't been here in a couple of months. it's a pretty small request, but could you start a substory of your own so i won't have to keep bumping the thread every time it's dangerously close to the bottom of the page? i have a good premise worked out for you:

"MPH Deku has stumbled upon the vast world of FFTSF, and decides to explore this new universe. there, she meets 2 bakugan players named Shuji & Akira. knowing she cannot escape the famous addicting ball-toy game anywhere she goes, she decides to take up the sport. before battling shuji & akira, she finds a rather peculiar bakugan named Darkus Vladitor. she decides to use him and 2 randomly allocated darkus bakugan found in booster packs to battle shuji & akira. but can vladitor be trusted?"

so, how about it?

 

[MPH Deku]

....uh......I could maybe attempt it, possibly. I'm not very good at thinking or storylineing but I'm good at being bored enough to post in places that are dead. :x

...heeeey, wait, yer not Blargy, he hated storylines! Imposter! DX

*pulls the gun away and tries ripping smashfan's face off while drinking tea at the same time*

 

[smashfan666]

of course i'm not blargy, you moron! why would you think i was?! the storyline isn't even this thread anyway, it's my spin-off thread!

(holds MPHDeku's arms behind her back with one hand and holds blargy's wolf gun up to her head with the other) i saw potential in you as a bakugan player. i thought you were different!

ever since my friend retroantonio left, i have been working tirelessly to keep forum fight the story forum alive! when i thought of you posting your own storyline to help support, the scars to my psyquie finally began to heal...

but i guess you're going to ding-dong-ditch my mental stabilizer too, MPH. i thought you were different. i thought you could help my game in its time of need. but i see now that you delved too deep into baku-hatred to be retrieved. so, for the sake of my thread, you must die. (drives gun spike into MPH's head)

 

[Kantrip]

*grave shifts*

 

[MPH Deku]

Hey! Hands off! When'd I ever say anything about not going to post in yer thread, smashfa-- ._.

Woooo~ xwx .....I see reeed falling down my face....and maybe some greeey, toooo......ahk. That's my brain. >.<

*picks up brain bits and puts them back into head*

Anyway. I've been a jerk to you before, smashy, so I think I can try making it up to you by keeping yer silly sub-thread alive. Don't....really expect me to know what I'm talking about with Bakugan though. 'specially not Darkus ones. Although Masquerade's a pretty cool guy. :x

 

[smashfan666]

i'm glad we have reached an agreement. (takes gun out of MPH's head)

oh, and also, Vladitor was the bakugan Marduk once owned in the bakugan battle brawlers video game. just thought i'd let you know that. well, see you later. i must monitor crimsonfeint's grave so that he doesn't arise a zombie.

(exits on the elevator) enjoy the tea.

(drops a link to the bakugan wiki for reference on bakugan information)

 

[MPH Deku]

*affixes headdressthingy over head wounds and sips on tea as the elevator reaches the top.*

Ah! Finally I can survey my handiwork properly. :D

*sips tea more*

Oh and by the way, no using giant whales on the zombies, smashy, you've used that one. :T

 

[smashfan666]

(yes, we all know this)

(at crimsonfeint's grave) i have my eye on you, crimson. so don't think of pulling any funny stuff. (a pie flies out of the grave and hits me in the face)

...i should have seen that coming. )X

 

[MPH Deku]

*dips a finger into the pie and tastes it*

...ooh, banana cream. :D

Here, I'll help get it off.

*dumps the tea on smashfan*

 

[Kantrip]

(from behind you)

Hey guys, how'd ya' like my banana cream pie launcher trap? Rigged that there silly Kremling to launch it outta' the grave! I like this body much better anyways. Much easier to throw with arms like these.

*throws more pies*

 

[MPH Deku]

O~o

*swings around with a revolver in each hand, unloading the contents at crimsonfeint*

GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAAAAAAAAAY! >~<

*spends all 12 shots, then stands there, panting a bit and staring at crimson*

...ha....ha......oooooh. Hey, it's you. Didn't recognize ya as an orangutan. ^.^;

 

[Kantrip]

*stares at the chunks of flesh that have been ripped off from revolver bullets*

*smooshes banana cream pie into the gouges*

/monkey grin

 

[smashfan666]

(licks pie off face) mmm... (smack smack) banana cream.

now, to battle! (begins shooting crimsonfeint)

 

[MPH Deku]

Argh, zombie orangutans, always a pain. D:

*holds out a large cross, then flips it onto it's side to unleash machine gun fire at smash and crimson*

POWER OF CHRIST! DX

 

[smashfan666]

(runs out of the blast just in time to prepare a special shot)

good thing i used that ability card to fill up the special shot meter to full...

3... 2... 1...

PYRUS STRIKE!

(throws a pyrus bakugan, which then starts burning like a comet, and hits crimsonfeint square in the chest, dealing approx. 200 damage and burning straight through him)

bakugan game announcer: "sphere attack!"

RPG announcer: "fire weakness! critical hit!"

both announcers: "YOU GOT PWN'D! XD"

(picks up bakugan) highly arbitrary, yet highly effective...

 

[Kantrip]

*the bullets bounce off the metal pie pans that are sticking out of my body. The bakugan attack however, kind of hurt*

Ouch.... Why the hostility, guys?

*pulls out straw and sticks it in hole in my chest*

INFLATE MYSELF, JUST LIKE A BALLOON! And now it's time for an air strike!

*drops explosive coconuts all over the battlefield*

 

[smashfan666]

OH CRA- !!! (puts up reflector just in time)

...phew! good save.

 

[Kantrip]

He can hand stand, when he needs to-

*stretches arms out, RIGHT AT YOU*

 

[smashfan666]

oh ****, my reflector only works on projectiles like those coconuts...

(deactivates reflector and runs around dodging the arms, retroactively kamikazeing through the remaining coconuts)

 

[Kantrip]

*opens hand, dropping what was clenched within it*

Surprise! Cocon-

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Ooopsies.

 

[smashfan666]

how about a little of your own lyrical ammo used against you?

he can shoot, (blasts crimsonfeint) and he can fly. (uses side-b, which as we know, dashes at an angle)

smashfan's one hell of a guy!

 

[Kantrip]

You do know you just side-b'd off a cliff, right?

 

[smashfan666]

...oh, shi-

(falls for HOURS )

 

[MPH Deku]

...when I charge by holding down 'A', I'm immune to stagger! :'D

*charges through the coconut bombs to perform a beautiful upward crescent slash at crimson with a heavy greataxe*

 

[smashfan666]

i think i should try to shoot myself back up.

(uses fire wolf straight up) FIYA!

i'm gonna make it, i'm gonna make it!

(just comes a few inches too short of being able to grab the ledge)

(falls) IIIII WAAAAAS WROOOOONG!!!!

 

[Kantrip]

*catches smashfan*

*charges through solid walls with him on my back, jumping through rings of fire on the way*

Here you are.

*drops him off and flies away into the sky*

 

[Dru2]

*looks to the sky* is that a Rambi Dash? O_o

 

[smashfan666]

is that st3am*punk?

(uses side-b on st3am*punk multple times) WOLF ILLUSION SPAM ATTACK!

 

[MPH Deku]

*jumps onto st3am*punk's back and inserts a pair of knives into his neck*

Long time no see, Lash. :3

 

[Kantrip]

SMASHFAN! SO I HEARD YOU WERE THE YOUNGEST POSTER IN FORUM GAMES, EVEN YOUNGER THAN ME!

*plummets from an incredible height and lands on smashfan*

Not anymore.

 

[smashfan666]

(uses blargy's teleporting powers to get out from under crimsonfeint)

while that is true, you didn't have to squash me for it.

(clips crimsonfeint) there, now we're even.

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Drives in like a hacker from Mario Kart Wii*
Time to bomb some donogos!!!
*uses item haxs to hit Smashfan with a 10 blue shells one after another then changes it into Bob-ombs and backs up into smashfan with the bob-ombs*
*uses a code to nuke the entire course with Bob-ombs but I use a infinite star code so im get unaffected*

 

[MPH Deku]

*hides under link2 since it seems Lash just came here to reference MLP an not to say hi :x*

...suuuuuuuper safe. -w-

 

[smashfan666]

(sneaks up behind link2thelost and readies gun)

singers from the lazer collection 5: "OH SH**. HOLY SH**."

...link2thelost90, back for more i see. bob-ombing me in the ***.

(shoves the spike end of blargy's gun into link2thelost's head, then shoots)

now to disarm the bob-ombs ready to blow the place up. (jumps down to the course) LIKE A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!! (shades)

 

[Link2thelost90]

Oh silly Smashfan I had a star therefore "you can't touch this" and already set off the bomb obvious not very effective is obvious, huh. ._________.
Oh well aleast you falling for the dummy bombs gives me decent amount of leeway for escaping since my stars powers gave out stupid faulty hax.
*uses flames to propel myself up into my ROFLcopter and rides away*

 

[MPH Deku]

*hangs onto Link2's legs as he flies off*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! X3

 

[smashfan666]

(overhears every word of the last 2 posts)

link2thelost90...

...you're an ***.

(dials phone) yeah, instant Humongous Mecha services? i need a Humongous Mecha.

(a few seconds later, a fully-functional, portable OS-HS mark IX lands by my feet) ah, here it is! i assume you know already what OS-HS stands for...

(presses the button, and the mech unfolds around me)

singers: "OH SH**. HOLY SH**."

i gotta stop looking for excuses to do that, but it's just so damn catchy!

(goes after link2thelost using the mecha)

 

[MPH Deku]

*summons up a railgun and blasts a hole into the mecha's torso >wo *

 

[smashfan666]

(mech explodes)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I'LL NEVER GET THE DEPOSIT BACK ON THAT!!!

(falls) ...crap. well, i can always wait for someone to challenge me and maybe post in FFTSF if they have ample time...

(pulls out DS and plays Bakugan Smashboards Brawlers while i wait)

 

[MPH Deku]

Well that was easy. Maybe once I have ample time I'll go post in that other place. Too bad I don't right now. :D

*climbs onto the top of link2's roflcopter and jumps on it, slamming it down a bottomless pit*