Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

*eats StinkomanFan and quickly digests him*

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tacel]

*Injects Las Plagas into SmashFan666*

 

[smashfan666]

*eats TheAceLucario*

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*breaks out of stomach* Zombies can't soft vore.

 

[MPH Deku]

Don't put Las Plagas in him, don't we have a big enough problem already?!

*picks up Magnum and shoots smashfan666 in the head*

 

[Tacel]

*Comes out with StinkomanFan*
Did you know that the only organ in a zombies body that works it it's brain, so it's stomach doesn't work.
A zombie eats and eats until the flesh either bursts out it's stomach or until it comes out somewhere else.
(Information from The Zombie Survival Guide)

EDIT: @MPH_G&W: It'll be more fun.
*gets out shotgun and shoots off SmashFan666's head, only to find the Las Plagas has fully grown, and that it's hungry*

 

[smashfan666]

*speaking zombiese*

ruuuuuergh rereghererergherkin!!!

(translation: what are you?! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU AGAIN! after i finish off these appetisers! *eats MPHG&W* ...tastes like gherkin!)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Well his brain wasn't functioning when he was alive so why is it working now?

 

[Tacel]

I am about to do the unthinkable!

...

*Eats SmashFan666*

EDIT: Ninja'd.
Would you like some ice with that burn?

 

[smashfan666]

*inside outifies extstence so that I ate TAL! (and quickly digests him, didn't you get that)*


ghrrrrrrrrrrrrergh, rergherghurug reargerghribbiladibbila DUH!!!

*ugh, here's the lowdown, eating enough players is the only way to restore my original form, other than some blood from the one who zombified me, DUH!!!*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*gets into saferoom*
Hey look! Pills! and First aid kits! As well as some ammo

 

[MPH Deku]

*kicks in TAL's stomach*

YOU KNOW I'M IN HERE RIGHT?!!?!

 

[Tacel]

NO! No first aid kits! Herbs!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh, yes their's some of those too.

 

[MPH Deku]

loldrugslol

 

[Tacel]

*Falls asleep on MPH_G&W's head*

 

[smashfan666]

uuuuuuuuuuuugh...

*uuuuuuuuuuuugh...*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh yes the zombie
*cuts off arm and throws it at SF666*

 

[smashfan666]

druu?! greghergurugh, grugh?

(AT?! you know i ate you, right?)

 

[Tacel]

You do know that we decapitated you at least 50 times.

 

[UberMario]

Right, heads for EVERYONE *throws hundreds of heads*

 

[smashfan666]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!*

grerubrakargh drergh GHRARGHargadavagrargh?

*did you know my head grew BACK at least 50 times?*

 

[UberMario]

Did you know that speaing zombiese is lamer than lame sauce?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You know what? **** zombies. *uses shotgun* Die.

 

[smashfan666]

*hypnotizes StinkomanFan to be my zombie slave*

yarghgregh ghregh treawn.

*you know teh drill*

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Plaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerssssssss

 

[UberMario]

Ssssssstttttttttttttaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt yyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr

 

[StinkomanFan]

*tackles UM* Brains!

 

[UberMario]

*Breakdances to the Can-Can*

 

[smashfan666]

*eat's UM's flesh*

plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.......................

 

[StinkomanFan]

*and by process of elimination the victor this round is TAL*

 

[UberMario]

Except the flesh that smashfan666 was refering to was the steak on my plate.

*Coats self in flesh-eater repellant*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ugh.............. You know what F this. I'm immune SF. So die in a fire. *throws molotav*

 

[UberMario]

*Eats Molotav (expands like a balloon, then shrinks back to normal)*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

But molotovs don't explode.

*Drinks a molotov*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Newcomer! *straps pipebomb to AGNR*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Rips off pipe bomb and drinks its contents*

 

[smashfan666]

GRARGH THIS! FRERGH RAWR BLAAAARGRAAG!

*FORGET THIS! I'M GETTING TAL'S BLOOD!*

(claws at TAL, and drinks a styrofoam coffee cup of his blood, complete with an umbrella, returns to normal)

YARAYARAYARAYARA! woah... that was weird... (smacks lips) my mouth tastes like, players...

 

[Tacel]

I haven't even been online and you've been drinking my blood?
Sectumsempra!

 

[UberMario]

But molotovs don't explode.

The one StinkomanFan had was a M.O.L.O.T.O.V.

Metallic orange, lithium-optimized timebomb of victory.

And Fiendfyre!