Forum Fight!!!!

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Not even the Emporer can possess? Thought he could.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No, the emperor could only manipulate (and a darn good manipulator too). He could not possess bodies of people.

 

[Tacel]

Try healing this, Raf!
*Injects a micro atomic bomb into Rafs head*
Run, Raf! Run!

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'm baaaaaack! *lasers TAL*

 

[UberMario]

*Micro Atomic Bomb is so tiny that all you see is smoke coming out of Raf's ears after he hiccups*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Crap!!!
KABLOOSH!!!

*floats around as ghost*

Dangit!!!

 

[Tacel]

*Calls the Ghost Busters*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*uses Phoenix down*

Yay, I'm back!

 

[MPH Deku]

That's MY gimmick!

*sparta kicks raf*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I haz Phoenix Down!!!

I used it first!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

StinkomanFan used a ruler! He can measure things easily.

 

[smashfan666]

(breaks ruler with tape measurer)

take that!

(WARNING! resetti draws very nearer, your attacks did nothing, you don't have a chance to stop him)

 

[StinkomanFan]

SMF has a backup.

 

[smashfan666]

(burns it with a hi-speed bullet from mah gun)

you utter fool...

(WARNING! resetti draws very nearer, you don't have a chance to stop him)

 

[MPH Deku]

*IDCs away*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*ties SF666 to a tree* Stay.

 

[MPH Deku]

*appears, picks up Stinko and TAL, IDCs away with them*

 

[smashfan666]

(WARNING! RESETTI IS HERE! BRACE YOURSELF!)

"resetti: GRAAAAAAR! EVERY TIME! EVERY STUPID TIME! DO NOT RESET!!! ugh... woah... see? y'made me pop a nerve... ooh! but if i had one'a those so-called 'accounts', you'd be in more hot water than THIS! so, lemme see what you guys are doin' here... WHAT?! FIGHTING?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! look, pummelin' eachother, showing off some uber-pope ways o' bendin' reality to attack is all fine an' all, BUT WHAT'S CRAZY ABOUT IT IS WHY THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IT ANYWAY!!! so anyway, i gotta get back to work... oh, one last thing... clean the wax outta' your ears before hittin' the sack, now... SCRAM!!!"

(resetti pops away)

now then... (IDCs MPHG&W back here and get's out of the tree)

he should have told you about what happens when you NINJA SOMEONE!

 

[StinkomanFan]

^tl;dr
So what next?

 

[MPH Deku]

Good thing he brought me back AFTER he was done talking.

 

[smashfan666]

(pummels MPHG&W)

zuggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggadug

(uses a VERY hard hit on MPHG&W)

KNUCKLE SANDWICH!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*behind SF666* So.... What's up doc?

 

[smashfan666]

myeeeeh... not much... (uses a chainsaw on stinkomanfan) you should have "SAW" this coming! (saws his head off)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*behind him* Good thing these mirrors are here.

 

[smashfan666]

(REALLY chainsaws his head)

EPIC FAIL!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Waves*

Hey guys, I have this "Force Powers 101" book still here. Anyone want it, I don't need it.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*behind SF666* Mirrors are amazing aren't they?

 

[smashfan666]

(get's that book, reads it)

(uses improved jedi mind trick on StinkomanFan)

"you will shoot yourself"

 

[Tacel]

*Breaks gun with mind*

 

[StinkomanFan]

I don't have a gun

 

[Tacel]

*Gives Stinko a gun*
*Breaks gun with mind*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Cool! Can you break SF666 with your mind?

 

[Tacel]

*Breaks SmashFan666 with mind*

 

[smashfan666]

ThErS A L0T Ov ThI NgS youu CaN EAT tHAt aRnT fOoD...

 

[StinkomanFan]

LOLgtfo and die

 

[smashfan666]

cargeean, monteljhon, can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?

 

[MPH Deku]

TALOTYCETAF

I....I don't get your acronyms.

 

[smashfan666]

Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Could you help an old Soderbergh gather his spectacles?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'm not a woman! *ties SF666 to a bear with rabies*

 

[MPH Deku]

Okay, no quoting Senor Cardgage mister.