Forum Fight!!!!

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Well, now you will fight someone, Omnicron!!!

*Gives lightsaber to Omnicron*

let us Duel

By the way:

I'm still selling Lightsabers. Dual Bladed are still half off!

 

[MPH Deku]

*rhythmically chain dances into Raf*

 

[Mewter]

Throw me one Raf.
*Switches lightsaber on. Nothing happens. Throws it away.*
Stupid dysfunctional plaything.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Here's a Silver bladed lightsaber. Trust me, it works

*Tosses Mewter Lightsaber*

 

[MPH Deku]

*grabs a lightsaber with chain, tosses money on the ground, chain dances with lighsaber*

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Funny, I do not have hands.

*eye pupil shrinks*

 

[Tacel]

Raf, beer me a lightsaber.

 

[StinkomanFan]

We're out of beer

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Tosses lightsabers to everyone, but forgets that they are on*

LOOK-OUT!!!

 

[Tacel]

*Punches lightsaber away*
Huh... I wonder where my hand went.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Lights a clove cigarette*

Well, that was different. Anyone else want one?

 

[Mewter]

No thanks.
GOOD DAY SIR!
*Ground beneath Raf slips out*

 

[UberMario]

*Uses Oil Panic on the hole*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

???

10chars

 

[StinkomanFan]

*uses portable hole*

 

[UberMario]

*Uses portable*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

FINE FINE!!!

*Puts out cigarette*

There, happy?

 

[Tacel]

Falcon Nap!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*the world explodes because Falcon napping means the end of time*

 

[StinkomanFan]

And so Arthur escaped on a spaceship.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Throws a...*

"FALCON.... PAWNCH!!!"

 

[Tacel]

*Wakes from Falcon nap*
Oh no...
WHAT HAVE I DOHOHOOOOOONE?!?!?!

 

[StinkomanFan]

You started the Hitchhikers trilogy and blew up earth.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Earth magically reappears*

Cool!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*in the Hyrule field* Yay!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Wait... Is Hyrule Field on Earth?

*Joins SmF in Hyrule Field*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Hey look! A pineapple!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Swings lightsaber like master sword*

"Seyah!!!"

 

[StinkomanFan]

*runs away from the monster* It's not a pineapple!

 

[UberMario]

You're right! It's a . . . . . . . . .

FLOATING SHOPPING LIST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH . . . . . .

 

[Tacel]

Y'Know what, UberMario? You're #1. And there's only been a handful of #1's in the history of forever.

Spoiler

For now on, whenever you make a Spongebob reference, I'll make one from the same episode.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Pineapple starts attacking floating shopping list*

:D

 

[UberMario]

*Raf stares at the fight for so long that his burger patties burn*

Why did you do that? You know Raf, here's how it works:

- I order the food, You cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do this for fourty years, and then we die. Sounds good to me, what do you say?

Spoiler

From My Pretty Seahorse

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Haha. No.

I don't watch spongebob *sob*.

Anyway, I still got a lightsaber. Does that count?

 

[Tacel]

*Pineapple shoots me*
UberMario... call the doctor... because I got Spring Fever!

 

[UberMario]

*Stares at a picture the Pineapple took of TAL*

*Wierd sound behind me*

It sounds like . . . SOMEONE WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!

 

[Tacel]

*Hides behind rock with Pineapple*
I told you he was on to us!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Would that be me?

*Only has one lightsaber*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*in a consession stand* Wanna buy something? Everybody wants to buy something!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Falcon Punches concession stand*

THIS IS FORUM FIGHT!!!