Forum Fight!!!!

[MPH Deku]

I respond to smash's godmodding with my own power-playing.

*shoots a bullet, smashfan walks into it*

 

[smashfan666]

*bullet bounces back off my screen and hits MPHG&W in the bladder*

i told you it would void your bladder.

 

[MPH Deku]

I'm wearing a cup b*tch!

*fires bullets, they go through the screen and severly damage smash's circuitry*

 

[smashfan666]

*window explodes and comes back, without the cat border*

aw... i wanted to meow some more...

 

[StinkomanFan]

*shoots smash with the Force a Nature*
BONK!

 

[smashfan666]

*a living spike eats me, i now have a border covered in spikes*

ah HA! one wrong move and it's DOINK for you!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Walks in armed with M16 with Reflex sight, grenade launcher attachment, 10 magazine bandolier, secondary silenced P-90 with ACOG sight, bowie knife, and a Desert Eagle sidearm.*

ZOMBIES PREPARE TO DIE... Wait... The Zom-pocalypse is over? Crap...

 

[smashfan666]

*rams spike-covered window into Raf, impaling him against the spikes*

DOINK!!!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Looks at spikes in chest*

Ow, that somewhat hurt.

*Pulls out spikes*

Hmm, only a flesh wound. I'm going to look for zombies to find now. It's no fun for one to have all this gear with nobody to use it on.

*ignores smashfan666 and heads toward Silent Hill*

 

[MPH Deku]

*follows Raf into Silent Hill*

 

[smashfan666]

hey! listen! those zombies up on silent hill are buried with heavy metal warrior gear of the ages, you'll need a sort of "navi" for your team (follows them)

Smashfan666 has joined your party!

 

[MPH Deku]

Aw, ****, he's like ten levels below us, Raf! D=

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'm the straight man to Smash, even if all his jokes fail.
*StinkomanFan joined your party!*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

...

Fine. Pick up your gear and as Ike would say...

"Prepare yourself."

 

[MPH Deku]

I call Pyramid Head Sword!

*pulls it out*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*reloads Force-a-Nature*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have a conveniently placed shed on the way filled with any weapon/gear you want/need and a "mystery box" where you can get the "magic sack" full of random goodies.

*arms self with same setup*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*stashes some ammo*
Should I use the KGB or the Ubersaw?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Both? I mean, why not?

 

[StinkomanFan]

*puts both in backpack*

 

[Malek]

*Brings Sword, Shield, and guns*
Let's go.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You got it boss

 

[Fuelbi]

*Enters the fray*

Hi yall whats going on here?

 

[StinkomanFan]

We're going to Silent Hill to kill stuff

 

[smashfan666]

*absorbs a sword and my window sprouts arms, and is holding a sword*

just in case (wink!)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Please leave.

 

[Malek]

Well this went nowhere.

 

[smashfan666]

wait! i think see something over the horizon! *makes fighting pose* Prepare yourself!

 

[Kirbyoshi]

???: That's right...IT'S ME!!!!

*strange figure with a very different sword in each hand approaches*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh Hi new fighter! Want to join our rag tagteam of heros and nimrods?

 

[MPH Deku]

*cautiously takes aim at the newcomer with a candy-corn magnum and an alchemical hexigun*

 

[Malek]

Put the guns down MPH, I don't think he is that high a level yet.

 

[MPH Deku]

*lowers guns, stares at stranger for a second, and then idly begins to twirl the magnums around his fingers*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Wait, who's the leader of this group? And before smash can say anything no he is not.

 

[MPH Deku]

Well, Malek has the highest pulchritude, so I nominate him for leader.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I second Malek

 

[Malek]

Well, Malek has the highest pulchritude, so I nominate him for leader.

You mean I'm the most calm?

I second Malek

Thanks.

 

[StinkomanFan]

It's like experience but cooler.

 

[Malek]

Oh, I see what you mean.

 

[Blargy]

*comes in again* uhhh guys i found a random bomb that had H-Bomb on it? i brought it with me and also it has a timer......what does that mean?