Funny taunt messages

[SpongeJordan]

Up: Okay!
Left: You lost a stock?
Right: ... I won? OHYEAHHH
Down: The Game

I used to main Ness, and "Okay!" as a taunt works far too often for me to change it.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Up taunt: Good job!
Down taunt: What a tool.
Left taunt: AGOGOGO!
Right taunt: Got rice?

-Terywj

 

[pickle962]

Up Taunt: HA HA!
Down Taunt: you can't beat me
Right Taunt: Had enough already?
Left taunt: PWNED!

Those are my taunt messages.

 

[Super Shadow Brawler 99]

Up: Dat ain't logical
Down: Recover, not down under
Left: Do you like chocalate
Right: O no the hail you don't

 

[DemonFart]

Right taunt: Got rice?

Best taunt ever.

 

[THEND]

Up Taunt: HA HA!
Down Taunt: you can't beat me
Right Taunt: Had enough already?
Left taunt: PWNED!

Those are my taunt messages.

up - OWNED!
left - NOOB! (I use this one the most, just force of habit)
right - EPIC FAIL!
down - PWNT!

Anyone else think taunts like these are just plain ********?

 

[Hobs]

Take a Valium.

<_<
>_>
Is that allowed...?
It's a quote from Bloom County... I'm not ACTUALLY... well, you get it, right?

Spoiler

Sorry!

 

[:downs:]

Anyone else think taunts like these are just plain ********?

You're not the only one, the ones with extremely old unfunny memes are the worst.

 

[highfive]

Agreed.

My favorite as of now is "That Aint Falco!"

 

[Kofu]

Seems as though many have taunts related to Ness's "OHHKAY."

I've changed mine several times. I tend to keep my Up Taunt as "OLL KORRECT" and my left taunt free, however.

Once I made my taunts, in total, do this phrase: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The nice thing was, the word "die." ended up by itself.

 

[jivegamer]

up: Jiveturkey for dinner (always funny to call someone a jive turkey)

right: Nice touch! (For complementing my opponent)

left: #$%! (Generic expletive. I use it when I do something stupid, which is often)

down: Fred FredBurger, yes! (If you don't know who Fred FredBurger is, watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raf95qZ0HqU )

 

[Technologikall]

Wow this tread is corny. I've seen many taunts, and about all taunts that were supposed to be funny or cool did nothing else then make the taunter look like a corny moron.

> GG

Having only that taunt makes me awsome instantly.

 

[Ratheronfire]

Mine are "Narf," "Zort," "Troz," and "Poit," all from Pinky and the Brain.

 

[Corrupted~X]

Up Taunt "iWin

Goodbye"

Down Taunt "Taunt"

I forgot my other two, 'Cuz i'm pro like that.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Up: Blame Lag-fi
Left: GG or good game
Right: 1/8...yeah right (Due to me getting an obnoxious amount of misfires)
Down: ...Trip (I main Luigi...also whenever someone trips into a kill)

 

[Hobs]

Wow this tread is corny. I've seen many taunts, and about all taunts that were supposed to be funny or cool did nothing else then make the taunter look like a corny moron.

> GG

Having only that taunt makes me awsome instantly.

Praising yourself is cool. Very.

 

[DUB]

King DDD with the message " Waddle *********" is probably the best I've seen. That or "lol WiFi".

 

[highfive]

King DDD with the message " Waddle *********" is probably the best I've seen. That or "lol WiFi".

Haha. That's pretty epic.

I've always found Hands off my Bread taunts more annoying than anything.

Also.

FAALLCCOOONNN

Fail.

(usually after you SD or eat a charged smash.)

 

[Krackshot Kroc]

You = Dr. Pee Pee = Fail

Haha just kidding PP <3

 

[MKOwnage]

I dont know what mine are now and my Wii hasnt been working. All I know is my last one were quotes from a Billy Mays commercial.
Anyone else finding "Epic Fail" a stupid tuant.

 

[theUndead_feature]

BEWARE! I LIVE! (respawning)
FATALITY!
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
SUPREME VICTORY

 

[pitskeyblade]

Up taunt: Fatality!
Down taunt: Good Jerb!
Left Taunt: Mind Games
Right Taunt: Noob!

 

[Deleted member]

Up-Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!
Down- And a bag of chips!
Left-All your base are belong to us.
Right-SNAAAAKE!

 

[Apollo$]

up-Can I have a bite?
left-Look at my gun!
down-...wifi!
right-Derp Derp durpy derp

 

[Bunny4Eva]

Against people that runs away: "Quit running fool!"
Against people who spams smash attacks: "You lack style~"
When they SD..."I laugh now?"
When wifi has ****ty lag: "I hate wifi >__>"

 

[The Brigand]

UP: I love it - For particularly nice KOs, and/or suicides.
Down: Crazy, eh? - For comebacks. Like surviving an attack at around 120-200% and then KOing the other player.
Left: Oh no! Own goal?! - When the opposing player accidentally suicides.
Right: My hips don't lie - Because I enjoy being silly.

 

[WolfReflection]

Mine aren't all necessarily funny, but I may as well post them:

Up: Addio al di sotto.
Down: Omae wo kiru ze...
Left: Press X to not die.=/
Right: Keep the change.

 

[Jon Farron]

I changed my taunts last night adn heres what they r:
<-Beta beliv it princes
^What was that for!?
vLOL
>Gotta gun and usin it!

 

[UltraPuff]

My favorite is "..sexy." It works for just about every scenario.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

My favorite is "..sexy." It works for just about every scenario.

So does "AGOGOGO."

-Terywj

 

[Omegapaste]

- Needs moar cliché
- FFFFFFFFF!
- Redneck rage time?
- Grab sum meat

 

[Zatchiel]

This is sparta!(Ganondorf exclusive)

How bout dem applez?

YIKES!

JENKIES!


Oh ****....

 

[VodkaHaze]

UP = Bring On the Wall!
DOWN = That will be sore!
LEFT = You're Fired!
RIGHT =

 

[TaterSalad0811]

Up=Either "Falcon LULZ" (kirby) or "over NINE THOUSAND!?" (fox, pikachu)
Left=PWND
Right=BE RIGHT BACK (necessary when you need to answer the door or take a piss)
Down="Moves shown"(falcon) or "WHERE YOU AT!?"

 

[Toronto Joe]

umad

da bess

 

[Bynine]

^ DE-NIED!
> No silver points 4U!
V I fail.
< ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

 

[Hobs]

did he died?

 

[Kole]

okay!

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[Zatchiel]

Up=Either "Falcon LULZ" (kirby) or "over NINE THOUSAND!?" (fox, pikachu)
Left=PWND
Right=BE RIGHT BACK (necessary when you need to answer the door or take a piss)
Down="Moves shown"(falcon) or "WHERE YOU AT!?"

Dude, i swear i lul'd at the @ the Right Taunt xDDDDDD
Im soooo sigging that!

Oh, Mine R

Up: Lag....

Left: That was Awesome..... (Goes better if you fail, rather than your opponent)

Right: Great Job!

Down: O_o (This is actually it, it goes well if your opponent SD or somethin funny happens to them; Ex. Meteor Fail, FD Anvil Edge, Accidental Team up(In 3 or 4 FFA) Etc.)

 

[Kole]

oh yeah i have

← stand back
↓ im going to try
→ science