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[xX Boezy Xx]

Pass me some of that win. I'm up for seconds...

*ODs again*

 

[Karptroopa]

Karp used Ban!

It's super effective!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Don't forget heroine. M.H. does loooots of heroine.

 

[Deleted member]

I win cause i leik Linkin Park.

That is all.

 

[Karptroopa]

Hey, stop hogging all that win! Didn't your parents teach you manners?
Besides, it's not good for your complexion.

*takes all of his win*
*munches on his fair share of win*

 

[1048576]

Here, I'll show you!

 

[Deleted member]

The win is BENEATH MY SKIN!!!!!!

 

[Karptroopa]

*lasers it out of TWILTHERO's skin*

Eew, it's bloody.

*chucks it away, gets a refund, buys a new win*

 

[Burrbomb]

*steals Win*

Here, an I.O.U.In another game.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

*Injects win straight into bloodstream via IV needle*

 

[-NEOLINK-]

I win as of 6:50pm october 2nd 2008.

 

[Karptroopa]

You phail because I am now win at midnight.

MIDNIGHT WIN

Spoiler

Weegee dolly - back and better then ever

 

[Kinzer]

I'm hungry.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'm winning.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

And cough syrup.

AND he gets drunk off mouthwash....

 

[Zook]

You're lying.

 

[Kinzer]

Yes he is.

 

[Deleted member]

CRAWLING IN MY SKINN.......THIS WIN WILL NOT HEAL

I winz

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Yeah...I once saw him chug three bottles of Listerine on an empty stomach at 8 in the morning on Sunday.


He's also a communist.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

No. You don't.

 

[Zook]

Tru tru, tru tru tru, tru tru tru, tru DA DA DA!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

He's also a member of a white supremacist group.

 

[Zook]

I once saw him wearing a hood over his index finger and burning a cross on the lawn of a certain alternate costume of Olimar.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

He also eats babies.

 

[Zook]

Once, written on the bathroom wall of a McDonalds, there was a telephone number. Underneath it was 'Call for a good time!' So I looked it up in the phone book.

Master Hand's number, man.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Master Hand was also involved in the Watergate Scandal.

 

[Zook]

Dudes! I just found a video of the first dolls Master Hand brought to life! Apparently, Master Hand comes from India, and he couldn't figure out how to get them to fight each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

0:00 to 0:30 is eerily similar to Melee's beginning with Mario...

 

[smashbot226]

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

 

[Zook]

C-C-C-Combo fixer!

 

[smashbot226]

I'd make like a tree and get out of there.

 

[smashbot226]

C-C-C-Combo Rapist!

 

[Zook]

C-C-C-Combo My Bread!!

 

[Wavekirby]

C-C-C-Combo my WIN!

 

[Wavekirby]

Wavekirby uses mirror coat! Right back at ya!

 

[Deleted member]

C-C-C-Chew on this!!!! I win.

sorry for ruining the combo

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for not saying ban at all in your ban.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for laying down the law.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for laying down when sleeping.

 

[Kinzer]

C-c-c-c-come here, loser!

I win.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I once heard that Master Hand once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. I wouldn't put it past him either.