Ike or Captain Falcon: Who is manlier

[Uncle_Donkey]

Captain Falcon is overall the most awesome because of the sound of his voice and being a bounty hunter and an F-Zero pilot.

But actually I think Snake is manlier because he looks and sounds older than Ike or Falcon, and he has the most daring adventures outside of Smash Bros.

 

[Ban3]

Ike fights for his friends.

Isn't that manly or what?!

no that is not manly that is gay

 

[Chris Lionheart]

no that is not manly that is gay

Not really.


Ike is way manlier than Captain Falcon. Big sword, awesome cape, awesome headband. Comes from the best series ever other than SSB. You can ignore that "I fight for my friends." crap because he never says that or even implies that in either of the games he appears in.

Ike does not fight for his friends. He fights for:
1. A paycheck (he's a ****ing mercenary)
2. A hot princess (who happens to be his employer in Path of Radiance)
3. Revenge on The Black Knight (****er killed his dad.)
And then if he fights for his friends after those 3... its not high on his priority list.

Now Captain Falcon is close on the list, but 3rd place is still a loser.

And why do I say Falcon is 3rd place? Because Ike is second place. Marth is without a doubt the manliest character to ever appear in a video game and the link in my signature will explain why.

Snake isn't even in the running. Even Peach, Zero Suit Samus, and Zelda are higher in the list than him. Hell, Michael Jackson would have to be in SSB for Snake to not be last. Thats right, Pit is more manly than Snake.


But since Marth isn't a choice, this thread phails.

 

[zrky]

Overall I think Captain Falcon would be the manliest, because I don't think anyone else can punch someone and have flames come out of his hands in the shape of a falcon.

 

[Spin-Dash]

Captain Falcon!

YES!!!

 

[Frown]

Ike clearly states "I fight for my friends". HOW MANLY ISN'T THAT!? AWESOOOME!

 

[Machete]

Captain Falcon. Just look at him.

 

[EvilShadow777]

Captain Falcon has nipple buttons. Manly? Falcon Punches don't even exist in his game. Ike is freaking invincible. I deployed him ALONE on the last 5 levels of PoR and WON.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Captain Falcon has nipple buttons. Manly? Falcon Punches don't even exist in his game. Ike is freaking invincible. I deployed him ALONE on the last 5 levels of PoR and WON.

Seriously? I gots to try that.

And I hate how people use the "I fight for my friends" line against Ike. When the **** did Ike say that in Fire Emblem? Thats not Ike, thats Sakurai.

Sakurai fights for his friends.

 

[Spartan1841]

Captain falcon
Ike just fights for his friends

 

[Stroupes]

Captain falcon
Ike just fights for his friends

Did you not read what Lionhart posted?

 

[N M E]

Let me end this argument with a wall of text.

No one can answer that, some actually think he is God, others argue his Knee caused the Big Bang. Whatever you believe, Captain Falcon is the father of all that is man, an individual who needs to be respected, feared, and envied all together. Anyone who questions his manliness will not be punished instantly, as Falcon is a patient entity.

It is not until that heretic expires that they pass on to the afterlife, in which they will be the subject to an eternity of torture... All because Falcon wanted to give them a chance and they wouldn't take it.

Do i need to say more (yes i do)

Ancient lore speaks of an archaic bloodline of manliness, wrought from the most macho pedigree in history. The lineage is believed to have begun in two veins, one begotten from Almighty Zeus himself, and his long-lost brother Thor, the other drawn from the great fire of Prometheus, brother of Atlas the Titan. The Dead Sea Scrolls say that these two sources united in Hercules, half man and half god, combining Prometheus' fire with the great strength of Zeus and the power of Thor. Hercules used these traits to create a twin weapons so great and so just that they was to be kept secret and be passed down to each male in this sacred order of testosterone knights. These techniques were passed down to Achilles, the next warrior in the bloodline, and used on the field of battle to ransack Troy. Later, according to Tacitus the Archiver, during the invasion of Sparta by Xerxes, King Leonidas drew on the power of the sacred lineage to massacre hordes of Persian heathens. According to the inscriptions at Stonehenge, this bloodline has been manifest in both Mr. T and Chuck Norris, whose mohawk and roundhouse kicks, respectively, are visibly a product of Zeus himself. Captain Falcon draws his great masculinity from this heritage as its most recent descendant, using the Promethian Fire in the mighty Falcon Punch (formerly termed the Phoenix Fist by its true creator, Hercules) and the Great Lightning of Thor for his Righteous Knee
i don't see Ike's name in the bloodline of manliness. Case closed (Or not )



-N M E

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Come to think of it, why does Falcon fight? Isn't he a race car driver, and aren't those guys usually a little heavy?

 

[TheGlitchMaster]

I can answer this.
Captain Falcon can disarm an atomic bomb, perform child birth, and Falcon Punch a planet, while masturbating and doing long division without paper.

 

[TehBo49]

How is this even a debate? Captain Falcon is the embodiment of masculinity.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Come to think of it, why does Falcon fight? Isn't he a race car driver, and aren't those guys usually a little heavy?

I don't know, but Sakurai fights for his friends.


And Captain Falcon can perform child birth? Do I need to explain why this is not manly.

 

[Ban3]

Ike does not fight for his friends. He fights for:
1. A paycheck (he's a ****ing mercenary)
2. A hot princess (who happens to be his employer in Path of Radiance)
3. Revenge on The Black Knight (****er killed his dad.)
And then if he fights for his friends after those 3... its not high on his priority list.

captain falcon fights for
1. A paycheck (he's a ****ing bounty hunter and bounty hunters>mercenaries)
2. Every ****ing female that is in his universe cuz no woman can withstand his manlieyness
3. pwning this n00b http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Now Captain Falcon is close on the list, but 3rd place is still a loser.

And why do I say Falcon is 3rd place? Because Ike is second place. Marth is without a doubt the manliest character to ever appear in a video game and the link in my signature will explain why.

But since Marth isn't a choice, this thread phails.

...marth is.... manlier than captain falcon? wtf?
how the hell is marth manlier than captain falcon? thats like saying

Pit is more manly than Snake.

which is complete bull

 

[Chris Lionheart]

captain falcon fights for
1. A paycheck (he's a ****ing bounty hunter and bounty hunters>mercenaries)
2. Every ****ing female that is in his universe cuz no woman can withstand his manlieyness
3. pwning this n00b http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

...marth is.... manlier than captain falcon? wtf?
how the hell is marth manlier than captain falcon? thats like saying

which is complete bull

1. A bounty hunter is the same ****ing thing as a mercenary. They are both payed to kill. In fact, bounty hunters are payed to kill one person, while mercenaries are payed to kill many people. That makes mercenaries>bounty hunters.

2. When the **** did Falcon get a girl? Am I missing something, because Falcon was never the #1 bachelor in the F-Zero series.

3. I didn't even watch the video, but as far as pwning noobs (or anyone online for that matter) goes, Ike wins.

And explain why Captain Falcon is bottom tier (and probably the bottom of bottom tier).

And yes Marth is manlier than Captain Falcon and even Ike. Did you even read the thread linked to my signature.

And yes Pit is more manly than Snake because Pit can fly in Brawl, while Snake doesn't even belong in Smash.

 

[Love And Lament]

The only reason this is even a debate is because Ike is so overplayed. Can Ike pull off a white and pink racing suit? Can anyone but Captain Falcon? I think not. Captain Falcon, no contest.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

The only reason this is even a debate is because Ike is so overplayed. Can Ike pull off a white and pink racing suit? Can anyone but Captain Falcon? I think not. Captain Falcon, no contest.

No Ike can not pull off a white and pink racing suit and neither can Captain Falcon. Noone can pull of a pink and white racing suit except for Peach. Does that make Peach the ultimate man?

Plus there are only 4 groups that play Ike.
1.) True Fire Emblem fans (this is the minority of Ike players and the only ones who truly matter.)
2.) People who think he is cool because he uses a big*** sword and has a cape and bandana. (This is atleast half)
3.) Noobs who think that Power>Speed. (This combined with #2 makes the vast majority of Ike players.)
4.) Noobs who fit both 2 and 3.

 

[The Halloween Captain]

With all due respect, not even Falcon can wear the pink and white racing suit.

 

[EvilShadow777]

The only reason this is even a debate is because Ike is so overplayed. Can Ike pull off a white and pink racing suit? Can anyone but Captain Falcon? I think not. Captain Falcon, no contest.

*cough* Pink + White racing suit is the least manly thing ever. Nipple buttons also? Really. It's total GAYNESS. And plus falcon punches don't even exist. They were invented in smash bros. No one would even know about him probably unless he was in smash. Even if they did know they wouldn't think he was cool. He isn't top racer at all in F-Zero. Not even close.

 

[Ban3]

1. A bounty hunter is the same ****ing thing as a mercenary. They are both payed to kill. In fact, bounty hunters are payed to kill one person, while mercenaries are payed to kill many people. That makes mercenaries>bounty hunters.

2. When the **** did Falcon get a girl? Am I missing something, because Falcon was never the #1 bachelor in the F-Zero series.

3. I didn't even watch the video, but as far as pwning noobs (or anyone online for that matter) goes, Ike wins.

And explain why Captain Falcon is bottom tier (and probably the bottom of bottom tier).

And yes Marth is manlier than Captain Falcon and even Ike. Did you even read the thread linked to my signature.

And yes Pit is more manly than Snake because Pit can fly in Brawl, while Snake doesn't even belong in Smash.

1 bounty hunters hunt important people mercenaries kill legions of n00bs
2 im not even gonna answer cuz that is a stupid question
3 the only tourneys that ike can win are online tourneys because he sucks offline

high tier=/=manliness

EDIT:

*cough* Pink + White racing suit is the least manly thing ever. Nipple buttons also? Really. It's total GAYNESS. And plus falcon punches don't even exist. They were invented in smash bros. No one would even know about him probably unless he was in smash. Even if they did know they wouldn't think he was cool. He isn't top racer at all in F-Zero. Not even close.

real men wear pink and white race suits with nipple buttons because they are so secure in their manliness that they dont give a flying **** what other people think. that is how manly cf is. falcon punches do exist http://www.falconpunch.org/ proof is there

 

[The Halloween Captain]

How did Falcon become a Smash icon anyway? None of his moves exist in his game, and I didn't even know about him until I unlocked him in Smash 64.

 

[TehBo49]

Marth isn't manly. Wearing a tiara is hardly manly. Marth also lacks the muscle mass of Captain Falcon.

 

[EvilShadow777]

How did Falcon become a Smash icon anyway? None of his moves exist in his game, and I didn't even know about him until I unlocked him in Smash 64.

Marth isn't manly. Wearing a tiara is hardly manly. Marth also lacks the muscle mass of Captain Falcon.

*gives both of you a cookie*

 

[Chris Lionheart]

*cough* Pink + White racing suit is the least manly thing ever. Nipple buttons also? Really. It's total GAYNESS. And plus falcon punches don't even exist. They were invented in smash bros. No one would even know about him probably unless he was in smash. Even if they did know they wouldn't think he was cool. He isn't top racer at all in F-Zero. Not even close.

In Falcon's credit, he does have to wear the nipple buttons to prevent a slight manliness overload, just like Marth who must wear his tiara to prevent a massive manliness overload that would cause the apocalypse.

And he is the most popular F-Zero character even without Smash Bros. (The entire series would be unknown and unpopular without SSB or the very short lived Anime cartoon.)

And how could Falcon be the number one racer in F-Zero? He has to juggle his job as a mercenary with his job as a racer (granted they often collide in F-Zero.) I don't even think Captain Falcon would be a racer if he wasn't a mercenary. He isn't in the races to win them, he is in them to kick some evil ***.

 

[Zodiac]

Listen up everyone the fact of the matter is king leonidous was a decendant of Captain falcon and only had half the manliness of him, which would Falcon the ULTIMATE MANLY MANLIESS

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Listen up everyone the fact of the matter is king leonidous was a decendant of Captain falcon and only had half the manliness of him, which would Falcon the ULTIMATE MANLY MANLIESS

Watch Meet the Spartans. Leonidus is not a great example of ultimate manliness.

 

[EvilShadow777]

This thread is just getting biased. Everyone is just starting to post stuff like "IKE IS TEH PWNZOR" or "CAPTAIN FALCON IS TEH KING MANLINESS". This isn't even a discussion anymore. It's just a bunch of fanboys picking their favorite.

 

[Ban3]

How did Falcon become a Smash icon anyway? None of his moves exist in his game, and I didn't even know about him until I unlocked him in Smash 64.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

 

[Chris Lionheart]

1 bounty hunters hunt important people mercenaries kill legions of n00bs
2 im not even gonna answer cuz that is a stupid question
3 the only tourneys that ike can win are online tourneys because he sucks offline

high tier=/=manliness

EDIT:
real men wear pink and white race suits with nipple buttons because they are so secure in their manliness that they dont give a flying **** what other people think. that is how manly cf is. falcon punches do exist http://www.falconpunch.org/ proof is there

1. Killing legions of anything is more impressive than one "important" person.
2. If its a stupid question then everything you've said so far has been stupid.
3. And Brawl Captain Falcon sucks everywhere. Ike kills noobs way easier than CF.

If that pink and white racing suit means that CF's manliness is assured, then Marth's tiara must mean that he is the king of all that is man.

And evil shadow.. this was never a logical discussion. Its more bandwagon than anything.

 

[Ban3]

1. Killing legions of anything is more impressive than one "important" person.
2. If its a stupid question then everything you've said so far has been stupid.
3. And Brawl Captain Falcon sucks everywhere. Ike kills noobs way easier than CF.

If that pink and white racing suit means that CF's manliness is assured, then Marth's tiara must mean that he is the king of all that is man.

1. really. so wat do u think sounds more badass? hey i beat 500 n00bs yesterday that didnt know how to short hop. or dude i freakin 3 stocked ken.
2. no need to insult my inteigence n00b
3. exactly ike takes no skill
pink+white=epic win
edit: im tired of this thread people actually belive that ike>cf and marth>cf
bye

 

[Chris Lionheart]

1. really. so wat do u think sounds more badass? hey i beat 500 n00bs yesterday that didnt know how to short hop. or dude i freakin 3 stocked ken.
2. no need to insult my inteigence n00b
3. exactly ike takes no skill
pink+white=epic win
edit: im tired of this thread people actually belive that ike>cf and marth>cf
bye

1. Except that the people mercenaries pwn are less noobs and more well trained soldiers, while the people that bounty hunters kill are less important people and moreso people that the bounty hunter can make money by killing. Someone can put a $1 million dollar bounty on Michael Jackson's head. Does that make it any more impressive that you killed him? Nope just makes it better for your bank account.
2. The fact that you just called me a n00b and mis-spelled intelligence means that I don't have to.
3. Exactly. In normal play Ike can own without even trying. Can the same thing be said for Captain Falcon?
pink+white=epic fail for everyone but Peach.
Oh and good bye.

 

[jkshoujk]

Who's less nerfed?

1)Captain Falcon
2)Ike
3)Cake

 

[Stroupes]

ike>cf and marth>cf

You're right :D

 

[Chris Lionheart]

You're right :D

Quoted for truth!

 

[Grunt]

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Spoiler

Rick Wheeler is the new CF. Rick Wheeler is NOT manly. CF ressurescted and became Snake. This is why CF sucks in Brawl and Snake is too good.

 

[TehBo49]

Who's less nerfed?

1)Captain Falcon
2)Ike
3)Cake

Cake

10chars

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Cake

10chars

DA**!!

Beat me to it!