Ike or Captain Falcon: Who is manlier

[C.Olimar788]

Real men do get jealous! It helps them be angry and beat up less manly beings. Check out The Wrath of Koarin's picture on the last page... See the benefits of jealousy!

Real men do indeed get jealous, but Captain Falcon's manliness is so great and beyond that of real men that he does not get jealous. It's like this, in order of manliness:
----More manly---->
Not men --> Men --> Real Men --> Captain Falcon

Ike falls under "Real Men".

 

[Ramgigon]

What a coincidence. It only takes C. Falcon .2 seconds to impregnate a woman.

VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Real men do indeed get jealous, but Captain Falcon's manliness is so great and beyond that of real men that he does not get jealous. It's like this, in order of manliness:
----More manly---->
Not men --> Men --> Real Men --> Captain Falcon

Ike falls under "Real Men".

^ THIS

Falcon wins,because he's Captain Falcon.

nuff said

 

[AmigoOne]

The falcon that comes out is made of fire.

Was there a falcon in that video? That is the true falcon punch. The one he does in brawl is just for showing off.

Btw, heres video proof of Captain Falcon impregnating a woman in .2 seconds.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw&feature=related

 

[OrlanduEX]

This thread failed from the outset. Everyone knows that all the manliness in Brawl is concentrated in Solid Snake. Everyone else is a pansy.

 

[Airgemini]

Definately Captain Falcon.

 

[ll Mafia ll]

Captain Falcon makes manly sound effects on nearly every move.
He wins by a land slide.

Also, he is so manly, he even screams out the name of his attack.
He needs no surprises to kill anyone.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Captain Falcon makes manly sound effects on nearly every move.
He wins by a land slide.

Also, he is so manly, he even screams out the name of his attack.
He needs no surprises to kill anyone.

THIS^

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[crazy olimar]

so true

Captain Falcon:
Falcon Punch
Knee of Awesomeness
He's a bounty hunter (I believe?)
His ride goes 0-500 in like 2 seconds

Ike:
He fights for his friends

Add that all up and it's obvious Ike totally wins.

i couldnt stop crying from laughter at that
but its true nothin more manlier than fighting for your friends

but if you did manliness from FS then Ike>CF

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Dumbest. Question. Ever.

 

[Silfa]

I can't believe there is even a discussion about this. Ike has a sword (why would that make him more of a man if he needs aid to fight anyway). How about we see Ike fight Falcon without it?

And if you saw some guy on the street with blue hair rambling on about fighting for his friends, I doubt you'd think "woah, that guy's a true man".

 

[Storm Eagle]

Captain Falcon: "I punch my friends!"

 

[Negi-Kun]

C. Falcon...

 

[dawgbowl]

Captain Falcon: "I punch my friends!"

basically this... fighting for your friends isn't nearly as cool

 

[Da Cookstar]

Mario doesn't need scarves or swords or catchphrases. All he needs is a pair of overalls and a moustache.

 

[PCHU]

It's obviously Sheik.
What do they teach you in school these days?
Sheik throws needles and uses a freakin' chain whip that she OBVIOUSLY broke out of.
Let's see Captain Falcon PUNCH out of this one, after he's been shot with a light arrow and stabbed by one hundred million needles.
One move and he bursts, blood flies everywhere, and Ike jumps out of the wall Koolaid-Man style screaming "I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS! OH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"



In all seriousness, Ike can handle a two-handed sword with one hand.
Falcon uses special effects.
Plain and simple, Ike wins by a long shot.

And someone said Ike NEEDS a blade to fight.
Notice the kick and punch in his neutral AAA, and the kick in Great Aether?
He doesn't NEED the sword, he just doesn't want a whole bunch of weak people to fight off.

 

[JhMS]

Falcon is way manlier.Just go play F-Zero GX if you need even more reasons.
BTW,Ike is gay...go play PoR and you will see why.Its a normal thing in FE.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

Ike is the baby of marth and roy.

Captain falcon impregnated himself and came out of his own stomach with a falcon punch.

 

[screeddie]

In terms of who he realy is, C falcon wins hands down, but in terms of brawl, well lets look at this

Sword+ Falcons head= Ike ownage

Falcon clearly stole Ike's sword so they can fight as warriors. Hand to hand. It is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. /grayfox.

That said, Snake's knee > Falcon's.

 

[PitMasta]

Falcon clearly stole Ike's sword so they can fight as warriors. Hand to hand. It is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. /grayfox.

That said, Snake's knee > Falcon's.

IKE PWNS PERIOD!

 

[ll Mafia ll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfXOlX32NEo

Falcon doesn't even need to touch someone to kill them.
The pure thought of getting Falcon Punched is enough to make one kill themselves.

 

[PKJesse]

Captain Falcon doesn't need a tool to win.

He fights with his fists/feet.

Ike is stronger by far, but CFalcon is the manliest.

Next to Snake, of course.

 

[AmigoOne]

Fools. Snake looks up to Captain Falcon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM1TOJuGGh8

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

Sheik throws needles and uses a freakin' chain whip that she OBVIOUSLY broke out of.
Let's see Captain Falcon PUNCH out of this one, after he's been shot with a light arrow and stabbed by one hundred million needles.

Yeah. He COULD. That's how hardcore he is.

 

[Cookiez]

PKJesse... Ike is stronger than Captain Falcon!? Can Ike do this!?:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

PKJesse... Ike is stronger than Captain Falcon!? Can Ike do this!?:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Johnny Twobyfour can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2bnGk9FqTs&NR=1

 

[DKKountry]

End of Discussion

Ike is clearly compensating for something by wielding the largest sword he could possibly order from the home shopping network.

Captain Falcon is so secure in his manliness, he can leap around the universe in jeans tight enough to contain a Falcon fart!

You be the judge...

 

[alchfilosofer]

Ike is gay: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=FxGxCxSCZcE

 

[Circus]

Johnny Twobyfour can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2bnGk9FqTs&NR=1

Except that's Jimmy, not Johnny Twobyfour.

 

[mastermycojeb]

Captain Falcon. Only because he has captain in his name. If Ike was Captain Ike, that's a whole different story.

 

[DKKountry]

Captain Falcon. Only because he has captain in his name. If Ike was Captain Ike, that's a whole different story.

I haz a lol when I read that

 

[AmigoOne]

Johnny Twobyfour can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2bnGk9FqTs&NR=1

Thats nothing but a poorly edited attempt. Don't be stupid.

Seriously. All your questions can be answered in this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

 

[Circus]

Ike is gay: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=FxGxCxSCZcE

Which is pretty unrelated to the thread.

Thats nothing but a poorly edited attempt. Don't be stupid.

Seriously. All your questions can be answered in this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Were you born without out a sense of humor or did you just drop it somewhere?

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

Except that's Jimmy, not Johnny Twobyfour.

Crap. I think I posted the wrong one. There is one with Johnny.

 

[Circus]

Crap. I think I posted the wrong one. There is one with Johnny.

THAT, I would love to see.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

It might have been Plank. One of them nails Rolf in the face. I haven't seen it in forever. I just posted the first Ed, Edd and Eddy one with Falcon Punch on it.

 

[2.72]

Captain Falcon killed Mufasa.

 

[MojoMan]

I knew it would come to this. IKE ALL THE WAY! His sword is practically shaped like a large you-know-what, just ready to **** the crap out of you.

 

[gorgon.]

Snake is manlier than both.

And he's top tier.

 

[AmigoOne]

Ya he has it to compensate...... We already know..