Ike or Captain Falcon: Who is manlier

[Ban3]

guys, this is a little off topic but i found out where the power of the knee and pawnch come from.

i was reading my physics book and started thinking, what of after running close to the speed of light the flash just suddenly completely stopped? the laws of physics will dictate that this kinetic energy must be transfered somewhere right? well of flash just stopped then his kinetic energy will transfer around his body and convert into heat.

now apply this to Falcon, he punches so fast that his kinetic energy has nowhere to go so his fist and most of his body is engulfed in searing flames. falcon always first misses his enemy so he can have his fist engulfed in flames, because come on a fist that is on fire is much better than one that is not on fire.

as for the knee he actually transfers his kinetic energy into his enemy, thus the great knockback and the "time stop" feature it has.

so manly he uses the laws of physics to **** people up, and that is more manly than "beer for breakfast" manly.

qft
10 beers for breakfast

 

[alchfilosofer]

....

After the events of Radiant Dawn, Ike suprises all the stupid people who thought he was gay for Soren and Ranulf by marrying Mia, who hinted her love for him at the end of Path of Radiance when she asked him if she could train under him because she was in love with his "sword style."

As the years went by, technology became more advanced, and the series known as F-Zero came to be.

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Then that is a good example manly evolution. Ike need to many manly items to make him look manly (spiky blue hair, super muscle hormones, damaged clothes, giant golden sword... and still he escaped whit ranulf/soren to a not discovered land...), Captain falcon needs to hide his head to prevent universe destruction, needs to use thigh clothes to don't try to oversize his muscles, needs steel nipples to prevent a flood of ****** juice, he wears pink+white because he don't care, he wants you to show your moves because he want to show his latter...
Then marth use a tiara to prevent apocalypse (and he's never is going to use spiky hair to improve his manliness because then the wole universe could die, even if he had the tiara)

 

[AmigoOne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZFe6tVHq8c&feature=related

I find it funny. Cause no Ike fanboy can top this vid.

Best vid I found with Ike was just him taking turns with another man seeing how cool they can swing a sword.

Btw, its 100% canon, nubs. He does destroy half the ****ing universe with it.

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

Are you kidding me? I would understand a Falcon-Snake manliness discussion, but Ike?!?!

I mean, nowhere in the F-Zero games it is said or hinted that Falcon is gay. On the other hand, in Ike's FE games, there are some hints that lead me to think that Ike might not be interested in women at all. And that he might be having a relation with his best friend Soren, who is a guy.

This is a flawless victory-type situation.

 

[Melomaniacal]

Obviously Captain Falcon is manlier. Ike is poser manly. He tries too hard, and fails, IMO. Is there an Ike Punch? I don't think so. Can Ike knee you in the face? I don't think so. Does Ike drive a super fast awesome car... IN SPACE? I. Don't. Think so.

Captain Falcon obviously wins.

 

[PCHU]

Have we seen Kaptain Fried Chicken ever lift a two-handed blade?
Nope.
Have we ever seen him do that with ONE hand?
Doesn't look like, since all he does is knee and punch.
Can he THROW the TWO-HANDED SWORD with ONE HAND?
No.
Can he CATCH it?
No.
Can he kill at 40%?
Maybe, but Ike is still more powerful.
Does he have a manly walk?
No, he looks kind of nervous....

I still think that they are rivaled.
And besides, people will ALWAYS take things the wrong way and twist them to their liking.
It's a real shame.

 

[Ban3]

Have we ever seen him do that with ONE hand?
Doesn't look like, since all he does is knee and punch.

that just prove captain ****ing falcon owns

Can he THROW the TWO-HANDED SWORD with ONE HAND?

if he uses one hand its a one ****ing handed sword

 

[Melomaniacal]

Have we seen Kaptain Fried Chicken ever lift a two-handed blade?
Nope.
Have we ever seen him do that with ONE hand?
Doesn't look like, since all he does is knee and punch.
Can he THROW the TWO-HANDED SWORD with ONE HAND?
No.
Can he CATCH it?
No.
Can he kill at 40%?
Maybe, but Ike is still more powerful.
Does he have a manly walk?
No, he looks kind of nervous....

I still think that they are rivaled.
And besides, people will ALWAYS take things the wrong way and twist them to their liking.
It's a real shame.

See, Captain Falcon, being the extreme epitome of manliness, doesn't resort to using weapons. He too manly for that. He fights the manly way: with his fists. Ike, on the other hand, hides behind his sharp objects. Pansy.

 

[metaknightp0wns]

See, Captain Falcon, being the extreme epitome of manliness, doesn't resort to using weapons. He too manly for that. He fights the manly way: with his fists. Ike, on the other hand, hides behind his sharp objects. Pansy.

qft
10 manly captain falcons

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Pchu Fails

Have we seen Kaptain Fried Chicken ever lift a two-handed blade?
Nope.
Have we ever seen him do that with ONE hand?
Doesn't look like, since all he does is knee and punch.
Can he THROW the TWO-HANDED SWORD with ONE HAND?
No.
Can he CATCH it?
No.
Can he kill at 40%?
Maybe, but Ike is still more powerful.
Does he have a manly walk?
No, he looks kind of nervous....

I still think that they are rivaled.
And besides, people will ALWAYS take things the wrong way and twist them to their liking.
It's a real shame.

I'm about to end this argument.


Ike is literally gay, go read your Fire Emblem plot, fanboys.

Imagine Ike without a sword. Yeah, he would suck.

Now imagine Captain Falcon WITH a sword.

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Orgasm yet?

C. Falcon fights because of the adrenaline rush and satisfaction he gets from knee'ing people in their face.

Ike fights for his friends because he's a f.aggot.

Falcon wins hands down! Stop talking in circles Ike people!

20 Falcon Paunches

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

Seriously. Crew Battle.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

that just prove captain ****ing falcon owns
if he uses one hand its a one ****ing handed sword

Apparently you show your intelligence yet again.

A two-handed sword is a sword of such extreme weight and length, that a normal human being must use both hands to wield it effectively or at all.

Ike, being the badass he is, works out and takes steroids, increasing the strength in his arms and allowing him to hold it in one hand.

The moment Captain Falcon loses his helmet (which looked really badass in that anime clip posted a few pages back) and gains the ability to wield a two handed sword in one hand, then he will officially beat Ike.

Until then, Ike wins.

 

[PCHU]

Good post Chris, but Ike didn't take steroids.
That was Melee Marth....

And Falcon NEEDS a car for his final smash.
Notice the KICK among sword slashes in Ike's final smash.
Ike doesn't NEED a sword, it's just a way to work out WHILE fighting.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Good post Chris, but Ike didn't take steroids.
That was Melee Marth....

Look at Ike's body size compared to his sword and tell me he's not on muscle juice.

 

[JhMS]

Falcon fights as a real men and as a warrior.Hand to hand,its the basis of all combat.Only a FOOL(Ike) trust his life to a weapon.
So,as melomaniacal said,Falcon is the extreme epitome of manliness.
Ps:Metal Gear rules.....

 

[PCHU]

I draw all of my characters like that, and they are insanely powerful....


But Ike is not on ANY steroids.
He fights for his friends who are RECOVERING from steroid usage.
He's tempted, but he spends all of his time fighting.
And if Ike is so emotional, then why does he say "You'll get no sympathy from me.".
NEUTRAL ATTITUDE, much?

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Maybe if Captain Falcon became General Falcon then he would really kick ***. Replace the helmet with a cape and removes the nipples, and then he would kick everyone's ***... even Chuck Norris.


And yes Ike does show no emotion. He shows no emotion period. Not towards women or men. This is the icing on the manly cake for Ike. Its a trait called stoicism.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

If Ike showed any sympathy he'd be even worse than he is now.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

If Ike showed any sympathy he'd be even worse than he is now.

This thread's existence proves that he is not bad as he is now.

 

[metaknightp0wns]

Ike, being the badass he is, works out and takes steroids, increasing the strength in his arms and allowing him to hold it in one hand.

only f.aggots and roger clements use steriods. and sice ike doesnt play baseball..i guess hes a f.ag

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

only f.aggots and roger clements use steriods. and sice ike doesnt play baseball..i guess hes a f.ag

finaly,
Someone who makes sense

 

[NESSBOUNDER]

Wolf.

Come on, he has so much testosterone that he was born with a full pelt of fur. And he's not shy about wearing terribly unfashionable yet still rather badass leather pants and gloves.

And he drives the space age equivalent to a monster truck. And he has fun with it.

 

[AmigoOne]

Hey.

You.

Ike lovers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw


WHERES YOUR GOD NOW??!?!?!?

 

[hippochinfat!!]

Ike wears a cape. We know who wins.

(Falcon if you didn't realize. Capes are girly)

 

[Rigor Mortis]

holy crap i dont care about the arguement anymore this is funny stuff
people who defend captain falcon has way funnier jokes in defending

 

[alchfilosofer]

Apparently you show your intelligence yet again.

A two-handed sword is a sword of such extreme weight and length, that a normal human being must use both hands to wield it effectively or at all.

Ike, being the badass he is, works out and takes steroids, increasing the strength in his arms and allowing him to hold it in one hand.

The moment Captain Falcon loses his helmet (which looked really badass in that anime clip posted a few pages back) and gains the ability to wield a two handed sword in one hand, then he will officially beat Ike.

Until then, Ike wins.

He lose out his helmet and just for that, there was a light show able to blind part of the galaxy and many enough so be seen in all the galaxy. Captain falcon whit no helmet is completely able to do that, after all captain falcon also takes steroids (and that is why Marth and Snake are not incredibly bellow captain falcon and Ike, they don't need steroids).

BTW: Captain Falcon have a gun, and he NEVER needed it, not wile bounty hunting, not to try to destroy an opponent in his race and not even in smash

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Ike wears a cape. We know who wins.

(Falcon if you didn't realize. Capes are girly)

Capes are badass. If badass were in the dictionary, I picture of a man with a cape would appear beside it.

Edit:
Oh yeah and my god is ruling in Heaven. His name is God and he kicks your god's sorry ***. That makes him more manly that Falcon and Ike put together. Hell you could even throw in Marth and Snake and they still wouldn't be able to compete.

 

[PKSkyler]

Lol Ness Ftw

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Capes are badass. If badass were in the dictionary, I picture of a man with a cape would appear beside it.

You never watched da Incredibles

Anyone who thinks Ike is manly than Falcon,read pages 5 through 9
Before saying the same exact argument again!

God wins everything that's good. Always.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

You never watched da Incredibles

Anyone who thinks Ike is manly than Falcon,read pages 5 through 9
Before saying the same exact argument again!

God wins everything that's good. Always.

The Incredibles don't count. They don't make capes look girly, they make them look like a stupid option (people getting killed by having their capes pulled in.)

But actual capes do have uses when we are talking about non-Superheroes (superheroes with capes usually are gay, especially Superman.) Now when we are talking about soldiers, capes function as a wearable blanket of sorts that also looks really cool.

And its not like you Falcons are not using the same ****ing arguments on every page. Every page consists of the following:
(F=Falcon Supporters I=Ike Supporters)
F: Ike is gay
I: No he isn't.
F: Heres a video of him hugging Soren.
I: Hugs aren't gay you idiots.
F: *Insert random text wall of Falcon's knee starting the big bang.*
I: Wtf...
F: Haha Falcon needs no weapons to fight.
I: Can Falcon wield a two handed sword with one hand?
F: No he doesn't need to.
I: Thats not the ****ing point!
F: Oh yeah did we mention... Ike is gay.
I: ...

 

[alchfilosofer]

Capes are badass. If badass were in the dictionary, I picture of a man with a cape would appear beside it.

Edit:
Oh yeah and my god is ruling in Heaven. His name is God and he kicks your god's sorry ***. That makes him more manly that Falcon and Ike put together. Hell you could even throw in Marth and Snake and they still wouldn't be able to compete.

Question: is that God Marth whit steroids, super muscles, no tiara, snake's IQ, blue spiky hair, more pimp than he already is, whit falcon punch, whit a headband, whit a cap and the sword of cloud (and carry it whit just 1 hand)?

Spoiler

10 orgasms

 

[PKSkyler]

the only way captain falcon would win in a fight is if he used his gun....They are both manly but ike`s stronger and Ness would own both of them ^_^

 

[OmegaXXII]

Captain Falcon Fo' Sho' because c'mon he's like Chuck Norris the undeniable Texas Ranger

 

[Roller]

Um, how could Ike win if Cpt. Hit him with a big ol' bowl o' FALCON PAWNCH!

 

[RecorithLegend]

...ike runs around one handing his great sword
falcon wears epicly tight clothes and wants to touch you with his wenis

 

[Noctournez]

Falcon is the ONLY man in Brawl. He has tight clothes, and has a punch capable of destroying planets.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Um, how could Ike win if Cpt. Hit him with a big ol' bowl o' FALCON PAWNCH!

Cpt Falcon can't hit anything with a FALCON PAWNCH... As Sonic might say "ITS TO SLOOOW!!"

 

[Steck]

Falcon lives!

Now that is manly. To destroy a piece of the galaxy with a single PAWNCH and live. Falcon wins!

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Falcon lives!

Now that is manly. To destroy a piece of the galaxy with a single PAWNCH and live. Falcon wins!

That video of course links to an anime with no connection to Falcon's video game or to Smash. Yes, thats full of win.

 

[naevorc]

I'm sorry Ike supporters, but it's impossible to be more manly than sacrificing yourself to save the universe like this..