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Ike or Captain Falcon: Who is manlier

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PCHU

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You know......
I think that some of you are hating on Ike because you're not even 1/45th of the man he was at age 5.
And, if Captain Falcon can swing a two handed person with one hand, then couldn't Ike swing a two-solar system galaxy with 1 finger?


Kidding, but we should stop.
The jokes are starting to become Chuck Norris-like, and we all know that those jokes are annoying, but SOMETIMES funny.
In all seriousness, I don't get why so many people are on tightsuit's side.
He puts his hands on his hips in his "Show me your moves" taunt which ALREADY SOUNDS freaky, and he looks constipated in his utaunt.
In Ike's utaunt, it seems to me like he's sick of n00bs, and wants a challenge.
His side taunt is equivalent to CF's "COME ON!".
His dtaunt means he's finished kicking your butt....


I don't know.
I still call a truce.
 
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Only p***ies like Ike call truces. Captain Falcon will never stop, he's going too **** fast to slow down and settle for anything less than total victory.
 
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Captain Falcon can';t stop, he's gone insane from all the stupidity this thread has accumulated.
Ike, on the other hand, watches as Captain Falcon kicks his own butt, in awe of all the crap you supporters have posted.
Ike now left out of sheer boredom, sick of hearing CF Falcon Punching himself.
 
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PCHU said:
You know......
I think that some of you are hating on Ike because you're not even 1/45th of the man he was at age 5.
And, if Captain Falcon can swing a two handed person with one hand, then couldn't Ike swing a two-solar system galaxy with 1 finger?


Kidding, but we should stop.
The jokes are starting to become Chuck Norris-like, and we all know that those jokes are annoying, but SOMETIMES funny.
In all seriousness, I don't get why so many people are on tightsuit's side.
He puts his hands on his hips in his "Show me your moves" taunt which ALREADY SOUNDS freaky, and he looks constipated in his utaunt.
In Ike's utaunt, it seems to me like he's sick of n00bs, and wants a challenge.
His side taunt is equivalent to CF's "COME ON!".
His dtaunt means he's finished kicking your butt....


I don't know.
I still call a truce.
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The jokes are getting lame now so I'm done with this argument.
In all seriousness I can say the same of you
Ike has girly Blue hair
And a pretty boy face
He fights for his friends(which is generic and lame)
He runs like an idiot
His taunts are generic as well (except he throws his sword in)

I don't know either.

Truce accepted.
 
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Ike supporters seem to be taking this way more seriously than it's supposed to be. Relax, they're fictional characters. The whole point of this thread is based on silliness.
 
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I think it's over now.
It's a tie, because obviously, people are biased towards their favorites. So it can't really be decided by anyone who's more manly.
So...
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PCHU said:
I call it a truce.
Because Captain Falcon has his Falcon Punch, and Ike can send you flying with a golden sword.
I don't know if you've noticed, but gold is pretty weak.
There has to be a lot of power behind that to KO so fast.
Plus, Captain Falcon can run fast.
REALLY fast.
But, Ike can counter any crap you throw at him.
So, I think that it's a tie.


And what's weird about all this is that Captain Falcon supporters AND Ike supporters go in circles, only saying something new every once in a while.
I think they both rock hard, but I like swords better.
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Marth got a move which makes everyone look his manliness, he got one to tell he's finished and one which just can mean tipper. Marth sword is slim as hell, he got a lot of strength behind that to kill so early, and he can run very fast. So marth PWN them
 
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alchfilosofer said:
Marth got a move which makes everyone look his manliness, he got one to tell he's finished and one which just can mean tipper. Marth sword is slim as hell, he got a lot of strength behind that to kill so early, and he can run very fast. So marth PWN them
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...said the guy who completely ignored everything about why we have to stop talking about this.
 
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alchfilosofer said:
Marth got a move which makes everyone look his manliness, he got one to tell he's finished and one which just can mean tipper. Marth sword is slim as hell, he got a lot of strength behind that to kill so early, and he can run very fast. So marth PWN them
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Ike could do all that and more if he had such a tiny flimsy sword as what Marth has. I don't think Marth could even pick up Ike's sword. (And I'm a Falcon supporter XD)

Everyone's had there chance. It's time to end it.

Before saying something that's been said and knocked down before several times....READ DA thread FIRST!




FIN
 
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AmigoOne said:
100% canon to captain falcon. I dont see anyone beating this. Ever. You guys fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
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Theodore Seville is not amused by the amount that this video has been whored out. He does not find it entertaining and he is certain that this dead horse has been beaten beyond recognition. Please stop before you cause this poor little chipmunk anymore unamusement.
 
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Point: The discussion is over, and no one wins. No matter which side has proof of what, it's all a matter of opinion.
 
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Oh, personal attacks now. Is that what you have left?
I see that you still haven't even addressed what I said.
 
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AmigoOne said:
Oh, personal attacks now. Is that what you have left?
I see that you still haven't even addressed what I said.
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Nah I've pretty much quit the argument its pointless as Stroupes said. I'm just looked to the recent posts and saw you spam that video a couple more times. Its gotten annoying.
 
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Despite the face I play Ike a lot more and am not very good with Falcon, I have to say I think Falcon is manlier. I mean, let's face it, Ike just can't Falcon Punch. And besides, showing moves > fighting for friends.

Now, keeping in mind I think Falcon should win this contest, I still found that video rather pointless and stupid.
 
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Falcon and Ike have shook hands many pages ago!

ARRRRRGGHHH!

C'mon!

Show me you brains!

You'll get no sympathy from me!

This thread is dead. The winner is Peach! Because she's manly enough to see when a fight's over! O_o

Falcon and Ike are laughing at all you people who are still continuing this debate.

The fighting is over the battle has been decided and time must go on
 
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