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Triple R can be abbreviated as 3R. What else contains 3R? R to the third power. Now, if you take this phrase and rewrite it. Third rock to the Sun. Specifically, the third rock from the sun is earth. And the Earth has the alternative name of Gaea from the greeks. Within part of their myths exists the 3 or 50 headed dog cerberus. Since Triple R is 3R, we can ignore the 3 headed dog and focus on the significance of the 50 headed dog instead. Such a dog would take an enormous amount of food to eat and it frankly would likely try consuming more food than it could possibly handle and die off. In such a case, does cerberus go to the underworld or Elysium? Obviously, he goes to elysium due to the double e in the dog's name. The truth about Elysium is that it is really a vector space. The vector space which contains the general vector form 2 by 2 matrices. As one can clearly tell, the vector Triple R cannot span the entirety of said vector space. In such as case, we can use the expansion lemma to find another vector, adjoin it to the Triple R vector and therefore have a Quadruple R vector. The dimension of Quadruple R is therefore 4 and so we have make the analogy that Quadruple R is in fact the three vectors of space and a time coordinate. As anyone who has studied special relativity, light will in fact bend around large objects such as the sun if it passes very near the Sun's orbit. This completely goes against classical physics and must be lunacy. As you can probably tell, lunacy has the word luna in it and we might make a connection between the Sun, Earth and Moon. The three of these objects combine make an ever changing tetrahedron which is more like the Bermuda triangle, but in 3 dimensions. In such a desolate space, all machinery goes hay wire and things become eaten by a 4D whale which is obsessed with obsession and planet express delivery captains. However, we thrice come across the word obsess which in a wiki disambiguation gives us Obsession (2008 film), a Russian film starring Denis Matrosov. Denis Mastrosov!!! A Russian actor perhaps? He certainly must be used to the cold even though currently we are experiencing one of the warmest months in recorded history. The world must be out of whack. It can only have been caused by a witch.
In the brilliance of my sound logic and excellent deductions, Triple R is in fact a boneheaded witch because I cannot figure out how to spell bone-na-fide and instead am given boneheaded as a spellcheck suggestion.
I'm still working on the hitbox thread.